 I get a second chance at life waking up as Sweetie Belle, and proceed to abuse the hell out of it.

Rarity is my best (and only) sister, and Apple Bloom and Scootaloo are my best friends. There's only one problem. I'm not supposed to be Sweetie Belle! Sweetie Belle isn’t supposed to <i>be</i> at all, outside of a fictional cartoon show! What did she do that put me in her body? Why <i>me</i>, and not someone who’s less of a fucked up loser? How can I tell the ponies about this without getting a rainbow laser to the face? Why does this world I’m in conform so closely to the show? <i>Does</i> it conform closely to the show? And what is that funny feeling in between my legs?
