"Will you stop eating all of my snack cookies?"
>"Relax, I've only had one."
"No you fucking haven't! I saw you stuff like ten in your mouth!"
>You try to yank your cookies away from Adagio, but your alpha is insistent
>She tried to swipe at the little bag of cookies, mashing your face against her chest as she did so
>The two of you leaned back and forth on the small, shitty, plastic stool you were sitting on, each of you trying to get the cookies
>You fought the good fight, but it was no use
>Your packmate had the overwhelming advantage of being seated in your lap, and those small hands of hers were as quick as a whip
> After about five minutes of the two of you making fools of yourselves, she managed to snatch the cookies out of your hand
"Noooo!" you whined, trying to reach up and grab them as she brought the bag to her opened mouth. "They're mine! Get your own fucking cookies!"
>Adagio wrapped an arm around you, pinning your face against her chest in a way that made your arms useless
>You wiggled and squirmed with all of your might, but the poof was too mighty
>You could only watch helplessly as bite-sized cookie after bite-sized cookie fell from the little bag and into her mouth
"Dagy! Gimme my fucking cookies! Stop eating them! They're the best part of my lunch! Stopeatingmyfuckingcookiesgodammit!"
>Adagio, her eyes shining, looked down at you as she dropped the now empty cookie bag onto the table and began to chew
>Your heart sunk with each crunch
"You cunt," you muttered as you began to hatefully bite at a cloth-covered breast
>You could feel one of her hands reaching up to tickle the back of your neck as she chuckled, sending bits of YOUR cookies everywhere
>"Stop being such a baby," she said through her mouthful. "They're just cookies."
"They were MY cookies," you growled, finding her nipple and biting down
>Poof tensed in your lap, her thighs slapping together in surprise 
>A playful growl escaped her throat as you began to apply more pressure

>It made you want to bite down harder
>...
>But you REALLY didn't want to hurt poof over some stupid cookies
>...Even though you actually kinda did
>Those are your fucking cookies...
>When she finished chewing, she swallowed, licking her lips
>"I don't know why you get so worked up over a bunch of cookies. If you wanted more you could have packed the whole box for lunch if you wanted."
"It's the principle of the thing! I can't just bring more than one bag of cookies to lunch!" you said, poking her in the stomach. "That was the special part, the reward that I get after finishing everything else, and you just fucking ATE them."
>On either side of you, grump and lil' blue giggled as they ate their lunches
>The bitches...
>They could have helped you...
>They could have saved your cookies from certain doom...
>Adagio rolled her eyes as you began to sulk
>"Are you really that worked up that I ate your cookies?" she asked
>You said nothing, only looking up at her and frowning
>Shaking her head, poof got out of your lap and stood up
>"Fine, if you're going to be a crybaby about it then I'm sorry," she said, wrapping her arms around your neck and pulling your face against her belly. "I'll go and get you some more cookies if you want them so bad. Will you forgive me then?"
>Your eyes narrowed as the bottoms of her breasts rubbed against the top of your head
"...Go and see if they have some of the ones that they make homemade here," you commanded, poking her leg. "If they do, get me two of them."
>"Oh course, my jewel," the siren murmured, running her fingers through your hair. "I'll get you the best cookies that they have in this cesspool."
>You ignored the other girl's giggles, nodding
"You better," you grumbled
>Patting the top of your head like a dog, Adagio released you and made her way to the snack line
>With poof no longer taking up all of your vision, you could see your other girls
>Both Sonata and Aria were both eating their lunches

>And by eating you meant EATING
>They had already gone through the sandwiches that you made this morning, and the fruit
>The two of them were now working on the tacos that you had leftover from the night before
>All twenty of them
>As you waited for your cookies, you sat back and just marveled at how much your girls put away
>Though all three of them were half of your size, the sirens ate like a trio of burly lumberjacks
>Big lumberjacks
>They ate more than you
>In fact, you were pretty sure that they ate more than anyone else that you've ever met
>And you knew a guy that was a competitive eater for a living
>Breakfast, lunch, dinner, it didn't matter
>The second that you put the food down they began shoving it in their faces like they hadn't seen food in days
>You sighed, looking back down at what was left of YOUR lunch
>You would have liked to finish it up, but you knew that you couldn't
>Poof was not only the one to sit in your lap during lunch time, she was the one that fed you
>You weren't allowed to touch the food; only she could
>Why, you had no idea
>Adagio didn't do this for breakfast or dinner
>You could feed yourself during those, and both grump and blue could sit in your lap to their heart's content if they wanted
>But right now, that was a big no-no
>A BIG no-no
>As usual, when you asked about it, they said that it was a siren thing
>...
>Bullshit siren culture...
>Why the fuck couldn't you feed yourself?
>Why did a cookie thief have to feed you? 
>Out of the corner of your eye, you could see the large bag of Ruffles cheddar and sour cream chips that you had put in Grump's lunch this morning
>They looked good...
>Real good...
>Grump, as if sensing your stare, paused mid-bite and looked over at you
>"What?" she asked through a mouthful of taco
>Before you could answer, she followed your gaze toward her chips
>A thoughtful expression coming to her face, she then leaned over and looked toward the snack line

>For some reason or another, a smile came to her face
>A devious, delighted smile
>The same smile, you recalled, that she usually wore right before she got suspended
>...
>Oh no...
>"You want some of my chips, Anon?" she asked, getting up and hopping into your lap
>Oh no...
>Humming to herself, grump wiggled around to get more comfortable before reaching over and grabbing the chips
>Wrapping an arm around your head, and pulling you against her ample bust, she opened the bag and reached inside
>"I'd be happy to give you some," she cooed
>Beside you, Sonata had stopped inhaling her food to look at the two of you wide-eyed
>"Aria! What are you doing?" she asked. "You're going to get in trouble if Dagy sees--!"
>Grump continued to hum as she leaned down and nuzzled you
>She pulled out a couple of chips from the bsg
>"Come on, eat a couple before Ms. Mean gets back."
>You watched as the chips slowly made their way toward your mouth
>...
>You know
>This probably isn't a good idea...
>But...
>Licking your lips, you opened your mouth, awaiting the cheddar-y, sour creamy goodness
>Aria chuckled, looked far more pleased than she should have
>"That's right, you open up nice and wi--"
>From halfway across the cafeteria, you heard a shout
>Not two seconds later, something flew through the air and smacked grump right in the mouth
>"DFJBVdkjfbvd!"

>The siren, sputtering, nearly fell out of your lap in surprise, showering both you and her with chips as she threw up her arms
>You watched as what hit her in the face bounced off her teeth and landed on the table
>It was a cookie
>A cookie wrapped up in the cheap, shitty wrapping that the school used
>"ARIA!"
>Aria, looking frazzled by the sudden and unexpected attack, stiffened
>Both you and her looked over to see Adagio stomping toward your table
>She had a cookie clenched in a hand
>And BOY did she not look happy
>...
>Oh no...
>You all were going to be in the school paper again...
>"What the heck, Adagio?" grump said, wiping her lips with the back of her hand. "What the heck are you--"
>"You get off of him RIGHT NOW or so help me I will MAKE you!" poof interrupted, her teeth bared
>This caused Aria to bare her fangs
>"Why don't you fucking make me?" she demanded, mashing your face a little more firmly against her boobs
>This, it seemed, was the wrong move, because you swear to God you could see FLAMES in poof's eyes
>...
>Oh no...
>Then, in front of God and every single person in the lunchroom, your packmate let out this weird bark-growl
>Aria, eyes narrowing, released you and stood up, letting out a bark-growl of her own
>The two of them marched toward each other, hands balled into fists and their fangs gleaming in the artificial light of the room, until they were forehead-to-forehead, growling like a couple of weirdos
>...
>Shit...

>This was one of those dominance things wasn't it?
>...
>Oh no...
>Not wanting a fight, you brushed the chips from your shirt and began to stand up
"Come on girls. Stop that shit and--"
>"SHUT UP!" they both barked, so loud that the students sitting around them jumped
>Mouth snapping shut, you quickly sat down as they stared each other down
>And stared...
>And stared...
>This staring went on for a long, long while
>Since the teachers weren't stupid enough to intervene--they still remembered what happened to the gym teacher no doubt-- all that any of you could do was just quietly sit there and wait for the worst
>...
>Maybe the worst wouldn't happen though?
>Maybe this was just some weird thing where they had a stare-off?
>You were pretty sure that gorillas did something like that, and you didn't see why magical fish monsters wouldn't
>...
>Yeah...
>Maybe--
>Before anyone could reach, Adagio reached over to the nearest table, grabbed a metal lunch tray, and smacked Aria right in the chops with the thing
>Grump let out this yelp-whine as the blow lifted her into the air and sent her colliding with a table full of students
>As soon as she landed, however, grump was back on her feet
>She looked perfectly fine, growling menacingly before charging toward the poof
>Adagio dropped the tray--which now had a lovely faceprint of grump-- and charged right at her
>The two collided with no small amount of force

>"CUNT!"
>"BITCH!"
>"I'LL SHOW YOU!" 
>...
>Fuck...
>Something flew up into the air as they smacked together
>You, along with most of the students in the lunchroom, watched as it fell toward you
>It was the other cookie that Adagio had in her hand
>"I'M GOING TO TEAR YOUR ARMS OFF!"
>"FUCK YOU!"
>"YOU INSIGNIFICANT, PATHETIC, WORTHLESS--"
>You caught the cookie
>Though a little squished, it was still perfectly edible, and warm to boot
>...
>Unwrapping the cookie from its packaging, you took a big bite out of it and looked back toward your two girls
>Adagio had Aria in the air
>Grump was thrashing around and biting
>Two girls were still growl-barking and cussing each other out
>"STOP BITING ME!"
>"FUCK OFF! I'M GOING TO BITE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!"
>"YOU LITTLE--"
BANG!
>"OW! WHAT THE HECK, ADAG--"
BANG!
>"OW! QUIT IT!"
BANG!
>"THAT FUCKING HURTS!"
>You began chewing your cookie as your alpha began slamming poor grump against a table, humming as the semi-melted chocolate chips hit your tongue
>Hmmm...
>It was still warm...

>Quickly swallowing your mouthful of cookie, you were about to take another bite when someone ELSE settled in your lap
>It was lil' blue
>She was watching the fight with interest as she nommed on the other cookie that poof had thrown over
>"Boy oh boy, Dagy is kicking Aria's butt," she muttered with a wiggle
>You looked up at blue, a sinking feeling coming to your stomach
"Sonata, you might want to--"
>"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
>Your spider senses began to tingle
>Ohfuckingshitsomethingscoming!
>Without a second thought, you ducked under the table as best as you could
>Not half a second later, Aria--thrown through the air by poof--smashed into blue and sent her flying out of your lap
>"DFKNVDLKF!"
>Both her and grump slammed into a table full of students before hopping to their feet and immediately started going after each other
>Cookie still in hand, you picked your head up and looked around
>...
>Shit...
>Now Sonata was doing that weird bark-growl thing...
>Looking over your shoulder, you saw poof racing toward the two as fast as she could in those weird high heels of hers
>"I'M GOING TO BEAT THE STUPID OUT OF BOTH OF YOU!" she roared
>You took another bite out of your cookie as she hopped onto a table and jumped elbow first toward the other two
>Pained whines filled the air as they all crumbled to the air into a pile of fists and teeth
>"OW!"
>"I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY!

>"ARE YOU TWO OUT OF YOUR DAMN MINDS?!"
>"FUCK YO--OW!"
>"OW! LET GO OF MY HAIR!"
>"NO!"
>...
>Where did Sonata's cookie go?
>She better not have dropped it on the ground
>That was supposed to be YOUR cookie...
>Just as you were about to look around for it, ANOTHER butt found itself in your lap
>You let out a groan
>Who the fuck was it this time?!
>Cinnamon invaded your senses as red and gold hair came into view
>A pair of small, slender hands wrapped around your neck, pulling your cheek into a bust that wasn't quite as big as Sonata's, but still a good deal bigger than grump's
>"What the heck are those three doing?"
>You looked up to see a green pair of eyes, bright and mischievous, stared down at you
"Oh, hey Shim Sham," you said, taking another bite out of your cookie. "What the heck are you doing here? I thought you had gym class or something this period."
>Sunset Shimmer, aka the person that had helped you settle into this crazy world, aka the Sirens ‘parole officer’, aka bacon, gave you a cheeky grin
>The girl was wearing a pair of slightly too-small shorty shorts and a just as tight shirt
>Her hair was tied back into a pony tail and you could definitely smell sweat on her
>"I was, but I heard that your girls were going bananas again, so I wanted to come over and see what was going on," she explained, watching as Sonata gave Adagio a fucking azure drop.
>Unsurprisingly, it wasn't very effective
>"So what's going on? Am I going to need to get the other girls?"
>"OW!"
>"FUCK YOU!"
>"YOU TWO GET BACK OVER HERE! I'M NOT DONE YET!"
>Sunset, the fucking food thief that she was, tried to pull some of your cookie apart when she thought that you weren't looking, only for you to slap her hand away

>Not again
>This was your cookie
>YOUR. COOKIE
"No, no, it's fine," you assured. "They're just... being them I guess."
>The two of you watched as Adagio threw Sonata over a table, then grabbed another metal tray so that she could lay into grump
>Sunset grunted
>Giving your head a pat, she pressed more of her weight against you
>"Alright, if you say so," she said in bemusement
>It was then you remembered what had happened the last two times when someone was dumb enough to sit in your lap
>...
>Oh no...
"Sunny, get your fat ass out of my lap. The others are--"
>A growl, long and low and threatening, filled the air
>You stiffened, noticing that the sounds of fighting had ceased
>Slowly turning, you saw each of the girls staring at you
>They all were battered and a bit bloody
>Adagio's hair was a mess and Aria had a fat lip, while blue's top was torn
>Each and every one of the girls had their fangs bared
>Their eyes glowing and narrowed, and their body language was tense and angry
>...
>Oh fuck off
>The girls slowly made their way toward you
>Sunny, it seemed, had also noticed the change in mood, eyeing the sirens with a small, puzzled frown on her face
"Sunset," you said calmly. "Don't make any sudden movements. They detect that shit."
>"What are they doing, Anon?" she asked out of the corner of her mouth, leaning down toward you
"I'm pretty sure that they're about to come over here and tear your arms off," you calmly told her

"Huh," Sunset murmured, just as calm as you as she scratched her chin. "I guess I can see why they wouldn't want me sitting here. I mean, I know that I'd beat the tar out of someone that sat in my stallion's lap..."
>The girls came ever closer, death in their eyes
"They're not going to beat you up, Sunny. They're going to tear your arms off," you corrected
>Now, you liked Sunny
>She was a pretty alright horse-girl, all things considered
>So you didn't want any part of her to be torn off
>Not even a little bit
"Now, what we gotta do is distract them. I'll take my shirt off and--"
>As you began to go over your escape plan, a smile came to Sunny's face
>A crazy smile
>The kind of smile that you didn't very much care for
>Before you could finish your sentence, bacon spread her legs, reached under her ass, and grabbed your cock
>SDKnfsldknslknlk!
>"HONK!" she chirped
>You twitched in startlement
>The girl's eyes widened as she then hopped up and made a beeline toward the cafeteria exit
>What the fuck is wrong with that--
>An unholy sound escape Aria's throat as she threw back her head and roared
>Both her and Sonata took off after her as poof sprinted toward you
>The two of them fast but Sunset was just a bit faster
>The crazy bitch was giggling as she dodged and weaved through the tables, her eyes glowing
>...
>That stupid fucking--
>"Anon!" 
>You grunted as Adagio, growling, slammed into you

>She quickly wrapped her arms around you, pulling you close
>"Why is it the SECOND that I take my eyes off you that something like THIS happens?!" she snarled, rubbing herself against you. "I can smell her scent all over you... That stupid Equestrian!"
>...
>You sighed, looking down at your hand
>Your cookie was gone
>On the floor
>Ruined
>Destroyed
>...
>FUCK
>Closing your eyes, you wrapped your arms around poof and bit her tit as hard as you could
>Goddamn lunch time...