Ha did I say something longer? Nope, I just got an idea


>Be kid anon
>You are having breakfast with mommies Aria and Sonata
>You're all eating your eggs rather happily, and sipping on hot coca
>Suddenly mommy Adagio bursts angrily into the kitchen with a box in her arms
>"Look at what I found under your bed, Aria!"
>Mommy Adagio slams the box into the table, sending eggs flying everywhere
>While you were wiping egg off of your face Adagio opens the box and reveals it is full of magazines and tapes of some kind
>Mommy Adagio pulls out a magazine from the box, it has some woman on it
>Mommy Sonata, quickly realizing what it is, slaps a hand over your eyes
"Huh...? Mommy I can't see!"
>"Adagio! Not in front of Anon!"
>The sound of a chair moving lets you know Aria has gotten up
>"H-hey! Give me that!"
>You move the hand out of your eyes to see mommy Aria has taken back the box and returned the magazine
>Adagio has her arms crossed, and is looking sternly at mommy Aria
>"Why do you have so much?!"
>Mommy Aria stammers
>"I-I..."
>Aria quickly takes the box and runs to her room, locking the door behind her
>For the next 3 hours or so you could hear the sounds of jello slapping and crying coming from mommy Aria's room
>Mommies are weird!
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>Be kid Anon
>It's been about a week since mommy Aria's jello incident
>You can't believe Mommy Aria still hasn't shared any of her jello!
>She has SOOOO much!
>Today you and your mommies are eating breakfast at the table again, this time with mommy Adagio too
>Mommy Sonata has just finished making hot coco and breakfast tacos
>Mommy Adagio always says it's supposed to be burritos but she never complains
>Ever since you saw the booklet thingy with the pretty woman you've been wondering something 
"Hey mommies? Where do babies come from?"
>The whole table collectively spits hot coco everywhere 
>This table is getting dirty!
>Mommy Aria recovers first while Adagio is having a coughing fit
>Mommy Sonata can't stop laughing
>"Well, Anon, the thing is...uhhh..."

>Mommy Adagio finally recovers and snarls angrily at Aria
>"Dammit Aria! If you didn't just leave your shit out in the open this wouldn't have happened!"
>Mommy Aria gets up
"How was I supposed to know?!"
>Mommy Adagio has her hand over her face
>"When you have a box of it the size of a fucking oven, how do you expect someone not to find it?!
>Mommy Sonata finally speaks up
>"Hey! Language!"
>Mommy Aria sits back down and mommy Adagio just groans
>After a moment she speaks up
>"Okay, who wants to try and explain...?"

[spoiler]Little game for you anons, next person with dubs gets to choose who gets to try and explain the birds and the beegees to our little Anon.[/spoiler]

>Mommy Sonata pipes up
>"Oh, Oh I can do it!"
(Insert some childish song here)
>"Come on Anon, lets go on a magical ride!"
>Sonata Jumps out of her seat
>"To help you understand what's inside!" 
>"A baby is a magical thing, come on with me and sing!"
>Adagio and Aria both do that facepalm thing but you laugh and get up to join your mommy Sonata
>She grabs your hand and pulls you down the hall and into the living room where you sit around a small coffee table
>" The world is full of wonder and magic!"
>"I'll explain, I hope you're ecstatic!"
>She looks to you with big, loving, innocent eyes
>She pulls out a bunch of posters and other things out from seemingly no where
>" Now don't get scared or confused, you're young, I'll just show you some clues!"
>"Come on Anon, lets go on a magical ride!"
>She picks out one poster
>"To help you understand what's inside!"
>"A baby is truly a wonderful thing, come on with me and sing!"
>Laughing, she spreads out the first poster, it's a poster with a woman and a man on the cover, they're holding each other
>"Love is a powerful thing, capable of doing amazing things!"
>She points to the couple
>"Look here!"
>"These two are the magic, the love, the art. Follow along, it's smart."
>She flips the poster over, revealing another poster with a woman pushing a stroller
>"Mommies create wonders, like you, like me, like everybody!"
>Sonata happily throws her arms up into the air 
>But you see, it takes magic from daddy too, they work together! Isn't it cool?"
>She goes back to shuffle through her posters and other items
>"Come on Anon, It's a magical ride!"
>"I'm showing you our magic inside!"
>She finds what she is looking for
>"Come on and sing, babies are wonderful things!"
>She finds some diapers and wears one as a hat before putting one on your head as well, you have to lift it up to see
>"Once, after a special night, mommies are filled with delight"
>Sonata flips the poster again to show a woman with a very very swollen belly
>"Does it look scary? Don't feel fright! That is the delight!"
>Sonata shuffles through her stuff again
>After a minute or so she pulls out a watch and shows it to you, the clock's arms going incredibly fast
>She speaks in a soft voice, very gentle, very soothing
>You like it
>"And finally, after a very, very long time, the magic of mommy comes to shine"
>She flips over the last poster, revealing a picture of you
>"It creates life, as bright as day. And our magic is something you can never take away"
>You feel the final verse coming and you hum the tune
>"Oh Anon, we've gone on a magical ride"
>...
>"And now you know what happens when you cum inside"
>What
"What?"

[spoiler]I regret nothing[/spoiler]

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>Be kid Anon
>Be in a house plagued by crime…
>A house that you know, or could imagine
>A house of halls and doorways
>A house in pain…
>It needs a hero.
>And that hero is you…
[spoiler]”SKELETON MAN!” [/spoiler]

>You yell this while atop the kitchen table
>”Anon, get down from there.”
>Mommy Aria is dressed in her costume too but is looking at you with a disapproving look
>In exchange for you not to ask where the Jello is anymore, Mommy Aria promised she would play superheroes with you
>Aria’s Costume consists of a scary skeleton-looking mask and a purple jacket
>As for you, you are just wearing a pair of shorts
>Skeleton Man doesn’t need to hide his identity!
>You hop off the table and run to the front door, Mommy Aria lagging behind you
“Come on, Aria! We have a neighborhood to save!”
>Aria sighs but gives a small smirk
>”Coming.”

>Mommy Aria and you are scouting around the neighborhood, looking for potential crime-doers 
>Surprisingly the neighborhood seems rather quiet
>You’re about to head back home when you see Auntie Shimmer
>You were about to go over and say hello, but you see she is handing out some sort of pamphlets
>You gasp
>’What? It’s just Sunny, Anon.”
>She doesn’t understand
“Mind control!”
>Aria looks at you confusedly
>”Wut”
“Come on mommy, we have to stop her! Skeleton man to the rescue!”
>Before she can stop you, you run off towards Sunset Shimmer
>Auntie Shimmer sees you running towards her and smiles
 >”Hey Anon! Have you accepted Je-“
>You slap the pamphlets out of her hands
“Fuck you and your dark magic, vile invader!”
>Mommy Aria caught up to you and is now behind you
>”Anon! What the heck was that about?!”
>Mommy Aria is looking rather angry at you but Auntie Shimmer is utterly dumbstruck
>”Mind control…Wha-“
“Nobody cares, I am not just a regular man!”
>Shimmer gives you a strange look Aria has a hand over her face
“I’m SKEl-ETON-MAN, SKELETON MAN!”



Well, there goes all of my creativity for today.



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>TFW you won't be kid Anon
>TFW you won't be living with Dazzle mommies
>TFW you won't still be having nightmares after Aria's jello incident
>TFW you won't get up in the middle of the night seeking comfort
>TFW you can't sleep by yourself
>TFW you won't go to mommy Sonata because Aria and Adagio would never say yes
>TFW you won't slowly open her door to see if she is awake
>TFW you see her groggily ask if everything is alright
>TFW you won't embarrassedly ask if you can sleep with her
>TFW she won't smile to you before happily complying 
>TFW she won't lift up her blanket, welcoming you into her bed
>TFW you won't crawl into her warm bed
>TFW she won't wrap you in a motherly embrace
>TFW she won't cuddle and comfort you, telling you everything is going to be alright
>TFW she won't sing you a lullaby to lull you into slumber
>TFW she won't tell you she loves you as you drift off into your dreamland
>TFW she won't make you breakfast and hot coco in the morning to make you feel better
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>Waifus: Switching is Betraying

>Be Anon, you were at home on your computer
>You've been on the dazzling threads lately
>You loved supporting your waifu, Adagio
>But there has been so much good Aria content lately
>You were thinking about switching
>As soon as this thought crosses your mind, you can hear a loud smash accompanied by stomping
>"ANON, COME OUT NOW!"
>What the shit?
>You head to your front door, to see it had been smashed down
>Adagio was in the doorway
>She didn't have any pants on
>And she (he?) had a throbbing erection
>Oh no

>"SWITCH, HUH?"
"Adagio... I-I didn't mean it! I was only going to switch for a little bit!"
>"SWITCHING IS BETRAYING, BITCH."
>She slaps you, hard
>She can hit really fucking hard hard
>"Come with me! Now!"
>She grabs your arm and pulls you outside with almost inhuman strength
>When outside she pushes you face down into the dirt
"Ooff...Ouch."
>That hurt
>You look behind you, what you see terrifies you
>You look behind you to see Adagio stroking her giant horse penis
>It was fully erect, her balls were the size of fucking tennis balls
>"You can't switch, you're mine forever, bitch."
>She swiftly rips off your pants with that same inhuman strength
>The rest of that day Adagio violated your bitch anus with her massive Trapdagio horse cock
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>Be North Pole Anon
>You were waddling through the raging blizzard with your flightless brothers and sisters
>You all were on your way to the southern shelf
>Otherwise know as the penguin mating grounds
>You were intending to lay some sweeeet moves on one of the females this year
>You weren't so lucky last year
>All the females avoided you like the plague
>You couldn't tell why either, you thought your were a sexual beast
>Or... Bird
>You never even understood how bird sex worked
>Your penguin parents never explained what you were supposed to do
>But you're told it's good!

>You continued shuffling through the snow, with the leagues of suited birds lined up behind you, and many more in front
>All was well, and you were making decent time, you should be there soon
>But there was a disturbance up further in the line
>You could hear many distressed penguins calling out for help
>Many of your fellow penguins don't move forward to investigate, they were unsure about the danger
>You, being the alpha male penguin you are, waddle forward fearlessly
>You must show your fellow penguins your bravery!
>You shall not cower!

>You push forward through the crowds of white and black coated birds, and finally break through the front line
>What you see is a gruesome sight, blood spattered the snow around the scene
>There was a circle of curious penguins forming around the gory sight

>Three humanoid monsters were feasting on the flesh of some of your fallen comrades
>You've never seen anything like them, they looked ferocious
>They had pale scaly skin, and thin limbs
>They also had long claws that they tore into the fresh meat with
>But their most prominent features was their fur, atop of their heads
>One of them had poofy long locks of orange hair running down her back, another had two tail-like collections of hair growing out of the sides of it's skull, and the last one had a long, ponytail like growth of blue hair growing out of the base of her skull
>They all observe their onlookers with their blood red eyes as they feast

>Enough of this!
>This nightmare ends here!
>You will not let these things slaughter your family members while you do nothing!
>You push through the last of the penguins and enter the circle that the beasts have cleared around themselves
>All eyes seemed on you, both from the beasts and your fellow brothers and sisters
>Even so, you still bravely charge forward, you don't care who watches you do this
>You walk up to the blue haired one, she was too busy eating one of your brothers to notice your approach

>You walk up right behind the beast, as the others watch
>You begin pecking on her with all your might, you will show this beast not to mess with your clan!
>You unleash the wrath of your ancestors upon the skin of this invader, not letting up for a second
>Even as you see the beast slowly stand, you continue to peck at it's legs
>It shall be brought down!
>Even as it slowly turns towards you, you continue to peck at it's skinny appendages
>You shall show no fear!
>Even as it stares into your soul with those blood red eyes, you continue your assault
>They shall tell stories of your exploits for centuries!
>Even as it reaches forward to grab you, you still peck at it with all your might, before you are finally in it's grasp

>Be Male penguin Dave
>You were watching a scene of great stupidity unfold before you
>The one outcast penguin, that normally acts very strange and keeps to himself, steps into the circle of murder that you and the rest of the penguins had come across
>He walks straight up to the unknown deadly beasts, and just begins pecking at one
>Didn't his parents raise him right?
>The beast doesn't seem amused
>The other two gather closer to watch what was happening in the circle
>Even as the monster gets ready to attack, the stupid penguin keeps pecking at it's legs
>Finally the beast has had enough, and grabs your brother penguin, ripping the poor thing in half
>Then something happens, something you didn't witness before
>All three of the beasts seem interested in the newly made corpse
>They all gather around the two halves of the body
>They seemed to be growing some sort of limbs between their legs...

>Be North pole Anon
>You were currently lying on the floor, the beast that you were attacking ripped the lower half of your body off
>It didn't feel very comfortable...
>You were losing blood fast, you could see your legs squirming and twitching
>However, they leave your vision as all three of the beasts start to crowd around you
>Were they about to eat you?
>You were not afraid!
>Even if you were half the penguin you were, you shall not show fear!
>The blue haired beast goes to examine the other half of your body
>The other two lay their scaly hands on you
>They seemed to be growing some sort of tentacles between their legs
>Were they some sort of squid? You've seen one of those before!
>However you are overcome by a strange feeling as they both shove their tentacles into your chest cavity
>You weren't very sure of this feeling, you felt it when you were ripped in half just a minute ago
>A... Burning sensation?
>They both thrust inside of your still warm organs with their appendages
>You can feel them bumping up against your lungs, and tickling your spine
>It felt funny, you weren't sure if you liked it
>Your vision was getting kinda hazy...
>You start to black-out as they both cease their thrusting, you can feel some small objects being deposited inside of your chest cavity
>You wonder what they are as drift off to sleepies, you'll figure out when you wake up

>Be Male penguin Dave again
>The beasts just finished with the penguin they ripped in half
>They seemed to be doing... Some sort of mating ritual with the body
>They all thrust inside of the corpse and deposit what look like eggs in the warm organs
>After they finish, they storm off through the rest of your penguin brothers and sisters, making sure to slash and cleave through some of them along the way
>They run off into the distance as the rest of you watch
>After some more confusion from the other penguins, you all waddle on to the mating grounds, like nothing happened
>You planned on getting some hot penguin ass today