Title: Alejandro en Equestria - Part 1 Author: zenco1 Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/05Gur0Bv First Edit: Friday 19th of August 2016 07:02:38 AM CDT Last Edit: Last edit on: Thursday 1st of September 2016 05:45:48 PM CDT >Be Anon >Being in the middle of nowhere >Three days have passed since the escape from that strange place >Not only you don't know where the fuck are, you're a small weird cartoon horse >The only thing you can eat is... grass >Yes, you're a horse but you’re also pretty tired of this stupid herb >OK...what happened >The last thing of your normal life that you can remember is leaving a CV for a job in the microcentro of Buenos Aires and eating a choripan from a street stall, on 9 de Julio St., but every time that you tried to remember what happened between that and waking up in the Chrysalis's Castle you get a headache >I guess this is a dream... a quite bizarre one >But I need to keep traveling, maybe I can find someone who knows what happened to me, all I know about your arrival to this crazy world is that a thing or person called Discord was involved, I have to find it whatever it is, maybe that's the solution to go back to my house >You could fly but these useless wings... yes, you are a pegasus... but it’s useless because no matter how many times you tried, you can't stay in the air for more than a few seconds >You keep walking, walking, walking... >God, this is futile, there are no living creatures anywhere >You arrive to a cliff and decide to take a rest and watch >Nothing >NOTHING “¡LA PUTA MADRE QUE TE RE MIL PARIO DISCORD!” you scream, and that makes you feel a little better >Apparently there’s nothing here... but wait a second... >Oh sweet God, could it be, finally? >YES >Train tracks! >That means... people! >You can’t help but being happy that this madness is about to end... or at least that it’s closer to end >Whatever, this is better than keep eating the same shit and talking to yourself >But, you need a plan to take the train because it seems quite unlikely that it’ll stop in the middle of nowhere >You could try to put a big rock on the tracks, but you want to not being noticed until be aware that is no danger there >The last thing you need is being captured by that fucking bug-horse queen and his minions >OK... you need to think very well what to do.... >You hear the noise of the train getting closer >OH MIERDA! >Wait a second, maybe you can use these useless wing for something >Of course, if you keep opening the wings like a plane you can land on the train’s roof >Well, it's showtime >You start flapping your wings fearfully “AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!” >You try to get to the top of the fast vehicle, but you only catch an open window from an empty room in the train >Finally, you can get on the train >The habitation has a simple bed, a toilet and suitcases >You get into the toilet to see how you look >Man... you are a disaster. Your horse hair is dirty and disheveled, without mentioning the wounds and bruises >Wait... if this room has suitcases and the bed looks a little messy... >You hear the doorknob turning >OH SHITTTT >You run under of the bed >Finally the door opens and you can see his legs or whatever those things are called. They’re light green coloured and look like he or she has a drawing of an old musical instrument in the rear part of the back leg. What is that thing called… I dunno. >”Oh, I can't believe that I forgot to close the window, that could’ve ruined the mission” she says with a very childish and cute voice >You try to keep calm >Meanwhile, she takes a nap on the bed >So much dust in here >So much that you end up sneezing >CARAJO >You expect the worst, but you see nothing happened, maybe she has a heavy sle- >OH CONCHA SHE IS LOOKING AT YOU >You are paralyzed by fear >She says “Who are you” with a stoic voice >CRAPCRAPCRAPCRAP >”WELL?” She says angrily “I-i a-a-a-am A-a-alee-jaa-a-ndro-o-o” Trying to grasp your best English, which is hard considering you are so scared >”Please come here and don't try anything” says the mint green being while looking at you with a determined face >She takes one of your hairs and puts it in weird device with a green screen that makes a series of noises >”Ummm, looks like you are a harmless pony” she said with a relief, but with a serious tone she says “But I can't completely be sure now...” >What the hell was that >”Excuse me for that, it's a standard procedure when... you know... somepony enters to your room and stays hidden” >”Somepony” what... wait a second, I knew that this place looked so familiar, it’s that stupid show on Discovery Kids that has so many fans at the anime conventions >”OK, tell me what are doing here and who are you, my name is Lyra Heartstrings” She says with a more calmed tone >Oh, right, here the people... or ponies use nouns as their names... weird “My name is Alejandro Norberto Nuñez, but everyone call mes Anon, well if you have time I can tell you why I’m here...” >She looks at you with a very confused face >”Well, we have plenty of time before we arrive to Ponyville and also, where are you from and why is your name so strange? I like your accent” “Everything started a few days ago when I woke up in a really bizarre place, there was a weird horse-bug, what was its name... eeehh” >”CHRISALIS?!” “Yeah that, do you know it?” >”YES! SHE IS ONE OF THE MOST TERRIBLE AND MEAN VILLAINS OF ALL EQUESTRIA!” ”Well, that explains it all, but... what is “Ikuistria” or “Pony vil”” >She looks at you with a poker face >”What” “Ehhmm... I'm new to this place...” you said with an awkward smile >”I can see that... well... Equestria is the name of this country, and Ponyville is the town where I live with all my friends, but tell me... where are you from” “Well... I'm from a really distant place” You say nervously >”I know! Please be more specific and try to be completely honest, I can help you. After allyou look like someone who needs muuuch help” she says with a confident face *Humf * “How do I tell her, my home is in a very distant place, I'm not sure if this is a different planet, universe or what but”... >She looks petrified and then starts slowly showing a big grin that starts to fright you... >”AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OOOHHH YEAAAAAH” she starts to shout while she hugs you with incredible strength “AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGgggg...” >You can't breathe. How the hell is she so fucking strong >”Ohh sorry, I was very excited” >“AGGgggg...” >She sets you free, and you fall on the floor unconscious >... >You wake up and Lyra is looking at you with a friendly smile >”Oh Anon, sorry by that... let me make up for the hassle I caused to you...  I brought you some food, you looked a bit hungry” >FOOD! >Oh sweet God, yeah! >You forgot how hungry you were >It's a tomato, lettuce, cheese and hay sandwich... hay... well you’re a horse, you suppose it's not that bad and she also gives you a slice of apple pie >You try the sandwich and it’s very tasty >You almost cry for eating real food for the first time in a week, in that fucking castle they only gave you stale bread and dirty water twice a day >And the pie wasn't bad at all >”It seems you were very hungry” she says with a smiling face “Yes, thank you very much” you say with food in your mouth >”Well, when you finish you food, can we talk about your home?” >You nod >Looks like everything is starting to get better, you continue eating while watching the landscape from the train’s window.