Title:           mexifag 01
Author:          zebramancer
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First Edit:      Tuesday 14th of October 2014 02:33:03 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 14th of October 2014 02:33:03 PM CDT

first try, please be
 
>day 35 in equestria
>you are anon ; mexifag dropout
>but not by your own choice tho
>"You never finished school anon?"
>you knew this conversation was bound to happend.
>its been about a month after all
>your arrival to horseland was not soo bad
>they put you in house arrest for a week while you explained that you intent no harm to these little horses
>after that sunhors-celestia was kind enough to grant you citizenship as interdimetional refuge
>as any good mexican you started to do odd jobs and errands to make a living until you could get your own house and get a stable job(not pun intended)
>so far you have been a tenant at twiligth cristal tree-castleŽ
>since then you had daily conversations with the alicorn princess
>mostly abut the magic of equestria and day to day things
>you tried to keep the theme of you former life out of these talks
>but now there is not way arround it now
>every time you tried to change subject it would just change towars your lifein earth once again
>its time to spill the beans, you are tired of hide your past
"i was in the midle of my architecture career when "la revolucion" started"
 
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>"la revolucion?"
"the revolution, sorry still getting used to talk only in english"
>"english?"
"high gothic,modern Equestrian wathever you want to call it"
>"nevermind that what do you mean by revolution, like a change in the way of thinking, new technology, religion or-
-"a war twiligth"
>"a w-war"
"yes twiligth a war, guerra, Bellum, krieg"
>"l-like humans against lions o-or wolves or-"
"between humans and humans twiligth"
"b-but why would you fight against your own kind"
sigh...
>you really havent tell her that much about how things work in your world
>only that there is no magic and that there is bunch technology
>and for what you picked up from books and twiligth equestria is utterly pacific
>sure there have been incidents like nightmare moon and tirek but nothing like a full fledged battle
>the closest in the last 700 year was o food fight between the buffalo tribes and appledosa
>besides there are many sapient species in this world
"its really complicated twiligth"
 
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>"bu-but i seen you work at the fields with applejack and in the bakery you make much more wealth of what you need;why would you even go to war with your own kind?!
>she really does not have an idea how lucky they are, does she?
>sure, you aren`t as strong as applejack or big mac, but what you lack in strength you compensate in endurance
>also your hand and stature come in handy(lol) at baking and working with tools
>to thay add that you dont eat that much,you`re always been thin and you dont really like the hors-pony food
"we don't control the nature like you ponies do Twi, the resouces on earth are scarce and there are many human nations, war have become a part of our culture, we don-"
>"You think my country knows no war, Anonymous? We fought the griffins in the worst war Equestria has ever known! Hundreds died, HUNDREDS!"
>and she just interrupted you, and in such way nonetheless
>oh boy this going to be a wild ride
 
 
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>you manage to supress a chuckle, but just barely
>these technicolor horses dont know shit about war
"I have read about the griffin invasion 729 years ago twilight i know about the death of the 400 guards during that war twiligth
believe me; my war was WAY worse"
>"h-how so?"
"well... by the time i -ahem- left earth, the death toll was around the 20000 confirmed deaths"
>the trademark color of purplesmart leaves her as she turn pale and slightly green
>"w-were they invading you country for slaves or stealing your resources?"
>she doesn't even know what is a revolution
"well you could say that but it was not another country invading"
>"it wasn't?"
"no, me and my comrades fought against our government"
>"your own kings?"
"not kings twiligth our own-
>"princes?"
"not princes, our own-
>"emperors?"
>you glare at twilight
>"sorry"
 
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