Title:           [Python] THE AMAZING MAGIC 8 BALL SCRIPT
Author:          yeah568
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/nEMw6juB
First Edit:      Saturday 9th of March 2013 02:36:52 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 9th of March 2013 02:36:52 AM CDT

from random import randint
results = ["It is certain","It is decidedly so","Without a doubt","Yes - definitely","You may rely on it","As I see it, yes","Most likely","Outlook good","Yes","Signs point to yes","Reply hazy,try again","Ask again later","Better not tell you now","Cannot predict now","Concentrate and ask again","Don't count on it","My reply is no","My sources say no","Outlook not so good","Very doubtful"]
question = raw_input("What is your question? \n")
print question, results[randint(1,21)] + "."
 
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#or, in two lines
 
from random import randint
print raw_input("What is your question? \n"), ["It is certain","It is decidedly so","Without a doubt","Yes - definitely","You may rely on it","As I see it, yes","Most likely","Outlook good","Yes","Signs point to yes","Reply hazy,try again","Ask again later","Better not tell you now","Cannot predict now","Concentrate and ask again","Don't count on it","My reply is no","My sources say no","Outlook not so good","Very doubtful"][randint(1,21)] + "."