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Sweet Cider The Satyr 01

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Working in the office, it’s late and it’s only Anon and Ordean. In his desk, Anon is trying to makes heads and tails out of an error done by that new pony from Applepoloosa. He hears the door opening and some speaking, then the door is closed and Ordean comes to talk to Anon.
O: “Guess what the Boss pony’s son came to tell us.”
A: “If it is to work on Saturdays, I.. uh ..mhh , just tell him to fuck himself.”
O: “And what if you hear our favorite mare is coming to make her report.”
Anon smile and looks at him.
A: “Really?”
O: “Yep!”
Anon get up and start packing his things and leaving post-it notes over the workspace as “reminder” of what needs to be finish. Merry Work is a mare that works at the main branch in Manehattan and has a high position there, but she has work habit issues. If something is done wrong she gets piss and starts yelling and telling everyone that if this keeps up they’ll be fired. She is very obsessive about her work and the company, and when doing her reports of the different branches, she sends everybody home and works alone or with her assistance, that some say she gets to play with him when they are finished.
Anon looks at the time and it’s 8:27 pm, late but who cares. As he walks by that café that opened last month, some scattered rainclouds are in the way but Rainbow Dash is collecting them and kicking them away, she sees Anon and flys down.
Dash: “Hi Anon, what you’re doing?”
A: “Finishing from work and going home, I’m a bit tired.”
Dash: “Would you like to drink something first, uh maybe from the café?”
A: “Ok, but quick and nothing like coffee or tea.”
Anon and Dash walk to the tables and she looks for one in the back end, sitting down and Dash looks around a bit and orders apple cider, but it’s not made by the Apple family.
Dash: “I know you drink this all the time, but maybe a different kind would be nice to try.”
A: “You tasted before?”
Dash: “Nope”
A: “If it tastes better that AJ’s stuff we have to keep quiet.”
Dash: “Yeah”
Dash looks down and starts to tap her hoofs on the table.
Dash: “Uh Anon, you.. uh you and AJ have been getting along just fine and she told me that she approach you and that how thing started for you two. So.. I was, you know, kinda thinking about that and.. uh just wanted to ask you, like what did she do, to.. uh, get to you?”
Anon looks at Dash and is only thinking of when he going to tell Applejack about it and laugh.
A: “Well, I was very alone, Twilight is nice, but she sees me as ‘Celestia’s assignment’. No one saw me like an equal; I was that thing that came from the Magicless Dimension. She game me a job, treated me like everyone else, and told me that she was my friend. Familiarity….. I guess that’s what she gave me, she made me feel like this was my new home.”
Dash:(A bit disappointed) “Oh uh, I see.”
Anon remembers AJ telling him she thought Rainbow was acting weird since those new cadets came with their instructor. She told him the colt’s name, but couldn’t remember. Also, she said he had a great ass.
A: “Hey Dash, changing the subject, who is the colt that everyone is going on about having a great ass?”
Dash:(Happy) ”You heard of him? It’s like Celestia carved it out off diamond or something. You look at it and it looks back at you, saying ‘Hug me Rainbow Dash.’ .“
When she finishes, she notice the last part and Anon pretends he didn’t heard it.
A: “It must be quite the ass if it talks”.
Dash:(Nervous) ”Yeah, like a circus show, ‘Come see the amazing talking Ass’.”
A: “I bet mares are all over him and wanting to take home that ass.
Dash: “Yep, …. all over him.”
A: “If it was me and I got to work with him, I’ll be nice but pretend to be just a friend. Take him to bars and dance, help him with work, show him around Ponyville. Be a bro to him and get to know him too, that way he feels less alone over here and if he’s worth it start sending him vague signals. If he’s smart he’ll get them and the ass is mine”
Dash was listening very carefully what Anon said, sometime passes and the drinks arrive. Anon and Dash take a gulp.
A:( A bit mad) “This tastes like crap.”
Dash: “Yeah, how do they even sell this here?.”
Anon: “Well Rainbow, I am tired and want some real cider, so I am going home. “
Dash: Ok, and thanks “man” your ideas are really good”
A:( Sarcastic and coy) “What ideas?”
Dash smiles and flys off. Anon keeps walking to the farm and it’s getting very late. At 9:52 pm, he arrives to see some light on the Apple’s house lit and Anon’s house next to it. AJ is exiting the Apple house and sees you.
AJ: “(Flirty)Well whah do ah see, it’s a monster and is ganna git me, Ah better run and hid Sweet Cider from it.”
She paces a bit faster and you follow her, she gets inside the house and stops and “trips” next to the family room.
AJ: “Please monster, Ah got a foal and a husband, if yall git me, them be all alone.”
A:(Hash voice) “Too bad!”
Anon leaps on her and gives her a hug and a kiss. She licks his cheek and welcomes him home.
A:”Guess what happened in the office.”
AJ:”The finally caught them thieves?”
A: “Ahh, no I got tomorrow off.”
Aj: “Well that’s nice to hear, wait. It is cuz that filly from Manehattan is gonna do her reports?”
A:”Yes…”
AJ: “Anon, that be mean of you not to help her, yeah she is something bothersome but...ah, forgit it, you need the rest.”
As she says this a sound comes from the upstairs and both of them look at each other worried.
AJ: She’s been wallering in bed, that’s why I was home and got something fer her. Go fetcher her fer me, would dear?”
Anon gets up and goes up the stares to a little room painted in earth tones and a bit messy. There he finds Sweet Cider, an abomination that melts the heat of anyone. Anon taps her head a bit and she wakes up.
SC: “Daddy?”
A: “Hey sport, how are you feeling?”
SC: “I got them nightmares again.
I’m sorry daddy”
A: “That’s ok, mommy has something for you downstairs, it will help you sleep.”
SC: “Can’t you bring it here?”
A:”You know how mommy doesn’t like that.”
SC:” Ok.”
They both go downstairs and find 2 mugs on the table filled with something hot and sweet. AJ is poring herself some and sit on the table.
AJ: “Baby drink this, it’ll help.”
SC:” Ok, but can I sleep with you tonight?”
A: ‘You think that will help?”
SC: “Yea, maybe.”
Cider and Anon drank up and went to the stairs, there Cider asked to be piggybacked to the room. Anon started to pretend he was a 50s narrator as they went up.
A:”Millions have been saved thanks to the incredible duo of Anon and Super Cider, defenders of magic and ponyfolk.”
SC:” But daddy, ah ain’t a unicorn, how can I defend magic?”
A:” That is what is most amazing; this beautiful filly can out think her enemies with her smarts.”
SC: Yawn. That’s cool…
Cider was asleep on Anon’s back when they made it to the room, he puts her gently on the bed and put the covers over her. Gives her a kiss on the forehead and pets her for a while. Anon slowly get up and pick up sleeping clothes and his bathing bag. Anon’s house is bigger that most ponies houses, but it still small for him. While his room has a bathroom, he prefers to use the showers outside of the house because he built them to be very roomy and it’s next to the heater.
Downstairs AJ finished cleaning some dishes and sees Anon.
AJ:” Well, ah am done here, so I better git to the shower too.”
AJ stops and looks at Anon who is about to go out.
AJ:”Baby, why don’t you wait fer me.”
Anon stooped and looked at her, she ran off and came down with a bag of her own. As the two got out, AJ get close and rubs herself against Anon, who puts his arm around her and rubs her side. As the two get to the inside the shower room, AJ puts her bag down and stares Anon as he takes his clothes off, then they both get inside.
AJ:” Anon, why don’t ya clean ya self down there first.”
Anon hurried up to the soap and scrubed as fast as he could and after washing all the soup out turned around to AJ. She smiled and grabbed him.
AJ:” Yall like it when a gobble this up, uhh. Ah like it too.”
She starts suck him off and Anon holds down to something. AJ starts moving towards the shower and lets the water hit her back. She then hoists her rear legs up the wall so the shower stream hits her right on her cunt. She shivers and bites down a bit putting Anon on edge and getting him more pumped. She keeps sucking, up and down her head goes, Anon has his hand on her hair and pulls on in when she pulls her head back while suctioning him. Anon start to feel he is about to come and put both hands on AJ, she notice this and get her legs down and lets Anon loose.
AJ:” Naw uh, ah know that you taste sweet but ah want it somewhere else.”
A:” Whe- here?”
AJ walks up to him.
AJ:” Guess where?”
Anon grabs her by the tail and turns her around, AJ likes this and has her tail up. While she is filled with water, Anon can see the glistening of her mare juices. He positions himself and before putting it in smacks her ass.
A:”Beg for it.”
AJ :”Anon give me what ah want.”
A:” Again.”
AJ:” Anon, please give me what I want, please.”
A:” Again.”
AJ:” Please fill me with cum, please baby, don’t make me beg.”
Anon slaps her again and goes in. AJ starts moaning and looses a bit of the footing. Anon grabs her by her side and pounds her. AJ sometimes asks to slow down Anon pretends to ignore her and goes faster for a bit, then repositions himself so that she has a bit of a breather. As they go on, Anon holds on her and feels how her marehood sucks him in and he can barely move at this point. AJ pants louder and louder and Anon can feel how he is being pull, Anon cums and flops on AJ’s back. AJ sucks Anon harder and she moans loudly, almost screaming and finishes letting her juices out splashing all over her and Anon. They both stay still for a while as they gain some strength back; the hot water hits them and numbs them a bit. Anon was getting off AJ when she told him not to.
AJ:”Stay baby, ah like it when my colt is on me.”
AJ realize what she said and started to apologies when Anon taps her side.
A:”That’s ok, I am your colt and you my woman, ok?”
AJ”Ok,….. Sorry darlin’, ah am a pony after all.”
They both get out of the shower, into the house and try to go upstairs silently, hoping Cider is already asleep. She is almost there and AJ gets in bed first on one side and Cider in the middle. Anon gets to the other side of the bed and moves the covers but before he gets in he looks at the two people in front of him.
He is married to a talking pony, which gave him a job; helped him live in a town of ponies that see him like a freak. She talks to him like as if he was a pony and when she doesn’t, she goes out her way to make it up to him. He has a daughter with her, he has a daughter, a guy that when to work on Siberia, on a lab on fucking nowhere because he was jaded and gave up on everything.
AJ:(Whisper) ”Darlin’?”
Anon gets on the bed and holds on Cider, she hugs him back and AJ get a bit closer. Anon falls asleep; hoping that tomorrow all of this is still real.

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Working in the office, it’s late and it’s only Anon and Ordean. In his desk, Anon is trying to makes heads and tails out of an error done by that new pony from Applepoloosa. He hears the door opening and some speaking, then the door is closed and Ordean comes to talk to Anon. 
O: “Guess what the Boss pony’s son came to tell us.”
A: “If it is to work on Saturdays, I.. uh ..mhh , just tell him to fuck himself.”
O: “And what if you hear our favorite mare is coming to make her report.”
Anon smile and looks at him.
A: “Really?”
O: “Yep!”
Anon get up and start packing his things and leaving post-it notes over the workspace as “reminder” of what needs to be finish.  Merry Work is a mare that works at the main branch in Manehattan and has a high position there, but she has work habit issues. If something is done wrong she gets piss and starts yelling and telling everyone that if this keeps up they’ll be fired. She is very obsessive about her work and the company, and when doing her reports of the different branches, she sends everybody home and works alone or with her assistance, that some say she gets to play with him when they are finished.

Anon looks at the time and it’s 8:27 pm, late but who cares. As he walks by that café that opened last month, some scattered rainclouds are in the way but Rainbow Dash is collecting them and kicking them away, she sees Anon and flys down. 

Dash: “Hi Anon, what you’re doing?”
A:  “Finishing from work and going home, I’m a bit tired.”
Dash: “Would you like to drink something first, uh maybe from the café?”
A: “Ok, but quick and nothing like coffee or tea.”
Anon and Dash walk to the tables and she looks for one in the back end, sitting down and Dash looks around a bit and orders apple cider, but it’s not made by the Apple family. 
Dash: “I know you drink this all the time, but maybe a different kind would be nice to try.”
A: “You tasted before?”
Dash: “Nope”
A: “If it tastes better that AJ’s stuff we have to keep quiet.”
Dash: “Yeah”
	Dash looks down and starts to tap her hoofs on the table.
Dash: “Uh Anon, you.. uh you and AJ have been getting along just fine and she told me that she approach you and that how thing started for you two. So.. I was, you know, kinda thinking about that and.. uh just wanted to ask you, like what did she do, to.. uh, get to you?”
Anon looks at Dash and is only thinking of when he going to tell Applejack about it and laugh.
A: “Well, I was very alone, Twilight is nice, but she sees me as ‘Celestia’s assignment’. No one saw me like an equal; I was that thing that came from the Magicless Dimension. She game me a job, treated me like everyone else, and told me that she was my friend. Familiarity….. I guess that’s what she gave me, she made me feel like this was my new home.”
Dash:(A bit disappointed) “Oh uh, I see.”
Anon remembers AJ telling him she thought Rainbow was acting weird since those new cadets came with their instructor. She told him the colt’s name, but couldn’t remember. Also, she said he had a great ass.
A: “Hey Dash, changing the subject, who is the colt that everyone is going on about having a great ass?”
Dash:(Happy) ”You heard of him? It’s like Celestia carved it out off diamond or something. You look at it and it looks back at you, saying ‘Hug me Rainbow Dash.’ .“
When she finishes, she notice the last part and Anon pretends he didn’t heard it.
A: “It must be quite the ass if it talks”.
Dash:(Nervous) ”Yeah, like a circus show, ‘Come see the amazing talking Ass’.”
A: “I bet mares are all over him and wanting to take home that ass. 
Dash: “Yep, …. all over him.”
A: “If it was me and I got to work with him, I’ll be nice but pretend to be just a friend. Take him to bars and dance, help him with work, show him around Ponyville. Be a bro to him and get to know him too, that way he feels less alone over here and if he’s worth it start sending him vague signals. If he’s smart he’ll get them and the ass is mine”
Dash was listening very carefully what Anon said, sometime passes and the drinks arrive. Anon and Dash take a gulp.
A:( A bit mad) “This tastes like crap.”
Dash: “Yeah, how do they even sell this here?.”
Anon: “Well Rainbow, I am tired and want some real cider, so I am going home. “
Dash: Ok, and thanks “man” your ideas are really good”
A:( Sarcastic and coy) “What ideas?”
Dash smiles and flys off. Anon keeps walking to the farm and it’s getting very late. At 9:52 pm, he arrives to see some light on the Apple’s house lit and Anon’s house next to it. AJ is exiting the Apple house and sees you.
AJ: “(Flirty)Well whah do ah see, it’s a monster and is ganna git me, Ah better run and hid Sweet Cider from it.”
She paces a bit faster and you follow her, she gets inside the house and stops and “trips” next to the family room.
AJ: “Please monster, Ah got a foal and a husband, if yall git me, them be all alone.”
A:(Hash voice) “Too bad!”

Anon leaps on her and gives her a hug and a kiss. She licks his cheek and welcomes him home.
A:”Guess what happened in the office.”
AJ:”The finally caught them thieves?”
A: “Ahh, no I got tomorrow off.”
Aj: “Well that’s nice to hear, wait. It is cuz that filly from Manehattan is gonna do her reports?”
A:”Yes…”
AJ: “Anon, that be mean of you not to help her, yeah she is something bothersome but...ah, forgit it, you need the rest.”
As she says this a sound comes from the upstairs and both of them look at each other worried.
AJ: She’s been wallering in bed, that’s why I was home and got something fer her. Go fetcher her fer me, would dear?”
Anon gets up and goes up the stares to a little room painted in earth tones and a bit messy. There he finds Sweet Cider, an abomination that melts the heat of anyone. Anon taps her head a bit and she wakes up.
SC: “Daddy?”
A: “Hey sport, how are you feeling?”
SC: “I got them nightmares again. 
         I’m sorry daddy”
A: “That’s ok, mommy has something for you downstairs, it will help you sleep.”
SC: “Can’t you bring it here?”
A:”You know how mommy doesn’t like that.”
SC:” Ok.”
They both go downstairs and find 2 mugs on the table filled with something hot and sweet. AJ is poring herself some and sit on the table.
AJ: “Baby drink this, it’ll help.”
SC:” Ok, but can I sleep with you tonight?”
A: ‘You think that will help?”
SC: “Yea, maybe.”
Cider and Anon drank up and went to the stairs, there Cider asked to be piggybacked to the room. Anon started to pretend he was a 50s narrator as they went up.
A:”Millions have been saved thanks to the incredible duo of Anon and Super Cider, defenders of magic and ponyfolk.”
SC:” But daddy, ah ain’t  a unicorn, how can I defend magic?”
A:” That is what is most amazing; this beautiful filly can out think her enemies with her smarts.”
SC: Yawn. That’s cool…

Cider was asleep on Anon’s back when they made it to the room, he puts her gently on the bed and put the covers over her. Gives her a kiss on the forehead and pets her for a while. Anon slowly get up and pick up sleeping clothes and his bathing bag. Anon’s house is bigger that most ponies houses, but it still small for him. While his room has a bathroom, he prefers to use the showers outside of the house because he built them to be very roomy and it’s next to the heater. 

Downstairs AJ finished cleaning some dishes and sees Anon. 
AJ:” Well, ah am done here, so I better git to the shower too.”
AJ stops and looks at Anon who is about to go out.
AJ:”Baby, why don’t you wait fer me.”
Anon stooped and looked at her, she ran off and came down with a bag of her own. As the two got out, AJ get close and rubs herself against Anon, who puts his arm around her and rubs her side. As the two get to the inside the shower room, AJ puts her bag down and stares Anon as he takes his clothes off, then they both get inside.
AJ:” Anon, why don’t ya clean ya self down there first.”
Anon hurried up to the soap and scrubed as fast as he could and after washing all the soup out turned around to AJ. She smiled and grabbed him. 
AJ:” Yall like it when a gobble this up, uhh. Ah like it too.” 
	She starts suck him off and Anon holds down to something. AJ starts moving towards the shower and lets the water hit her back. She then hoists her rear legs up the wall so the shower stream hits her right on her cunt.  She shivers and bites down a bit putting Anon on edge and getting him more pumped. She keeps sucking, up and down her head goes, Anon has his hand on her hair and pulls on in when she pulls her head back while suctioning him. Anon start to feel he is about to come and put both hands on AJ, she notice this and get her legs down and lets Anon loose.
AJ:” Naw uh, ah know that you taste sweet but ah want it somewhere else.”
A:” Whe- here?”
AJ walks up to him.
AJ:” Guess where?”
Anon grabs her by the tail and turns her around, AJ likes this and has her tail up. While she is filled with water, Anon can see the glistening of her mare juices. He positions himself and before putting it in smacks her ass.
A:”Beg for it.”
AJ :”Anon give me what ah want.”
A:” Again.”

AJ:” Anon, please give me what I want, please.”
A:” Again.”
AJ:” Please fill me with cum, please baby, don’t make me beg.”
Anon slaps her again and goes in. AJ starts moaning and looses a bit of the footing. Anon grabs her by her side and pounds her. AJ sometimes asks to slow down Anon pretends to ignore her and goes faster for a bit, then repositions himself so that she has a bit of a breather. As they go on, Anon holds on her and feels how her marehood sucks him in and he can barely move at this point. AJ pants louder and louder and Anon can feel how he is being pull, Anon cums and flops on AJ’s back. AJ sucks Anon harder and she moans loudly, almost screaming and finishes letting her juices out splashing all over her and Anon.  They both stay still for a while as they gain some strength back; the hot water hits them and numbs them a bit. Anon was getting off AJ when she told him not to.
AJ:”Stay baby, ah like it when my colt is on me.”
AJ realize what she said and started to apologies when Anon taps her side.
A:”That’s ok, I am your colt and you my woman, ok?”
AJ”Ok,….. Sorry darlin’, ah am a pony after all.”
They both get out of the shower, into the house and try to go upstairs silently, hoping Cider is already asleep. She is almost there and AJ gets in bed first on one side and Cider in the middle. Anon gets to the other side of the bed and moves the covers but before he gets in he looks at the two people in front of him. 
He is married to a talking pony, which gave him a job; helped him live in a town of ponies that see him like a freak. She talks to him like as if he was a pony and when she doesn’t, she goes out her way to make it up to him. He has a daughter with her, he has a daughter, a guy that when to work on Siberia, on a lab on fucking nowhere because he was jaded and gave up on everything. 
AJ:(Whisper) ”Darlin’?”
Anon gets on the bed and holds on Cider, she hugs him back and AJ get a bit closer. Anon falls asleep; hoping that tomorrow all of this is still real.

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