Title:           There once was an earth pony who loved to run. Her name was Runny Eggs, but she
Author:          xXxCoDsTaR99xXx
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First Edit:      Thursday 16th of July 2015 12:14:55 AM CDT
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There once was an earth pony who loved to run. Her name was Runny Eggs, but she was such a fast runner that everypony called her Runny Legs. Her coat was light grey with a short white mane and her cutie mark was an egg with speed lines. Born and raised in the town of PonyPunTown, Runny always won first place in the annual Running of the Leaves and made a living as a race pony at the local pony races. She never lost and things were going good for Runny until one day, she pissed off PonyPunTown's mafia. They usually fix the races and wanted Runny to take a fall, but she refused and won anyways. The mafia lost a lot of bits on that race and wouldn't let Runny get away with crossing them.
 
That night, a herd of mafia ninjas broke into Runny's house and chopped off all of her legs all at the same time with their ninja swords, leaving her bleeding and screaming for help. Runny's sister who lived with her, Scrambled Eggs, rushed her to the hospital, but she's a fucking retard and forgot to bring the severed legs with her to be reattached. She tried to make it up to Runny by buying her an ice cream, so Runny decided not to hold it against her.
 
Anyways, the doctors stitched her up and saved her life, but now Runny was a bean pony with no stumps and limited options. When she was all healed up, Scrambled brought her home and became her caretaker. Soon after, a call came in from her rival from the next town over, Speedy Tamales. He challenged her to a one-on-one, winner-takes-all, high stakes footrace. Runny couldn't back down at the chance to finally show her rival that she was truly the fastest runner in all of Equestria, so she gladly accepted.
 
The next morning, Scrambled took Runny down to the race track. Scrambled helped her get up to the starting line and wished her luck. The crowd was roaring with excitement, finally these two legends of racing were going head to head. Speedy reached out his hoof to shake, but Runny rudely ignored him, she had no need for good sportsmareship with her level of ability. They took their places and got into takeoff position. The starter signal rang out and they were off! Runny zoomed down the racetrack as fast at she could, but was quickly overtaken by Speedy, because she wasn't actually running, she was just wriggling in the dirt, not moving at all because she didn't have any fucking legs to run with. She could only sit there and cry pitifully as Speedy lapped her again and again, winning in a decisive victory. As per the terms of the bet, Runny was now Speedy's slave for life and had to do whatever he said.
 
The newspapers branded Runny as the biggest idiot ever. Runny was so ashamed, she had no choice but to move out of town and take up residence with Speedy. Now that she was his slave, Runny was forced to do all kinds of demeaning tasks, things like eating chocolate pies and reading in front of the fireplace while Speedy brushed her mane, it was the worst, she could hardly bare it all. Maybe it was out of kindness or maybe it was because she didn't have fucking legs and couldn't do shit for him, but Speedy decided to call off their bet and take Runny as his girlfriend instead. Since rivals make awesome ships, they were a great couple, they did all sorts of fun stuff together like eating chocolate pies and reading in front of the fireplace while Speedy brushed her mane, it was the best, she loved every moment.
 
Things were going pretty great and the two had tons of rocking kinky limbless sex. Then one day, it all fell apart when Scrambled came to visit and, in a new level of retard, accidentally mixed up Runny with one of her orders of homemade vases and sent Runny out in the mail. It just so happened that the customer she was sent to was the don of the PonyPunTown mafia, who just happened to be a homemade ceramics enthusiast. The don was furious. He had paid good money to Scrambled for a homemade ceramic vase, not a legless pony (you can't hold a bouquet in a pony, it's just not right!). He decided to hold Runny personally responsible. As punishment, he called in his lackeys, the very same mafia ninjas that cut off her legs, and gave them free reign to use her body as they wished while he watched her suffer.
 
The mafia ninja circled Runny's tiny figure. Trembling and frightened, Runny screamed out as they whipped out their enormous cocks from beneath their mafia ninja garb. She wriggled away as fast as she could, she had to get away, she didn't want this, not like this, but it was no use, she hardly moved at all. A hoof came down and pinned her in place. Runny shrieked her throat out upon feeling the head of the massive member rubbing up against the entrance to her most precious of spots and cried hysterically as in one thrust the
 
 
[INSERT GRAPHIC RAPE/GANGBANG SCENE HERE]
 
 
Her body bruised and filled with cum, Runny lay limply on the cold, hard floor. They group sneered at her, taunting her, telling her that a no good useless pony like her who couldn't even run anymore didn't deserve the name Runny Eggs; she was only good for breeding and fucking now, her name should be Fertilized Eggs. Comedic genius. They all brohoofed and laughed themselves so silly, blood came out their asses. They were so amazed with the brilliance of their joke that they went down to town hall and legally had her name changed to Fertilized Eggs, came back and put a "Hello! My name is Fertilized Eggs" sticker on her chest, that's just how much they loved that joke.
 
Then they fucked her until they all got sleepy and went to bed.
 
To his own surprise, the don's dick was diamonds from what he had just witnessed. He had never imagined how hot fucking a bean pony would be until now and he was instantly hooked. Despite better judgment, he put out a town-wide order to make every pony in PonyPunTown into useless limbless fuck torsos. No pony was spared, the streets were littered with severed limbs, unicorn horns, and pegasus wings, even the doctors had to stitch themselves up with their mouths.
 
One week later, a booming economy cropped up around addressing the needs of the now helpless populace. Overnight, PonyPunTown became a hot spot for sex tourism; any able-bodied deviant could simply pay for a day pass at the town entrance, go up to any bean pony in sight, and make use of their defenseless holes or cocks as much as they wished, no consent necessary. In return, all the money the town made went to paying for every citizen to have their very own personal alcoholic and rapey caretaker as well as their own free personal pan pizzas, vegetarian of course. All in all, a fair deal, not one pony raised a hoof against the decision.
 
In response to the increase in tourists, the race track now hosted worm pony races where the fastest of the slowest duked it out in the longest and most intense races in the town's history. Fertilized returned to the forefront of the race scene, finding new success in utilizing advanced techniques only possible by rolling around on her enlarged pregnant belly, which the mafia ninja were more than happy to refill for her after every successful miscarriage.
 
Fertilized got married to the mafia ninjas, Speedy banged Scrambled, the don eventually got the homemade vase he wanted, and everypony lived happily ever!
 
THE END