Title:           Videa Hero Annon
Author:          xTailsXDollx
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First Edit:      Wednesday 24th of August 2016 02:06:49 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 24th of August 2016 02:06:49 PM CDT

Anonymous 08/23/16(Tue)11:16:48 No.28241038?>>28241536 >>28241565 >>28241595 >>28243500
 
    "Ohh...that's neato Celestia."
    >"I fail to see what's neato, Anon."
    "You're comparing mine and your wars whilst saying humans are incapable of war. You never even heard me speak of war on my planet."
    >"True. But our magic is vastly superior to any weapons, we destroy. Yet, you still call this place a peaceful nation."
    "Celestia,"
    >She looked at you as you sat on the leather couch, beginning to straighten your tie.
    "Years ago, a Commander lost 30'000 men in the blink of an eye."
    >You gazed at her, had your legs crossed, and slowly took out a pack.
    >Her pupils shrunk as she tried to speak up.
    >"W-what happened?"
    >You gestured to the cig, making Sunbutt light it for you.
    >You took a long drag, letting the sweet nicotine overtake you for just a second.
    "That was only the first major attack. Someone decided to go and plant a nuclear bomb. Just one, mind you. It was probably as big as one of Applejack's wagons."
    >Celestia was in a trance, not believing what she heard.
    >Luna entered the room. Panting.
    >"Sister! Did Anonymous tell you of his time in the war."
    >You wanted to chuckle as really you were just reciting the plot to ModernWarfare 1 and 2 for shits and giggles.
    >You heard both of them talk. Luna describing your dream of having flashbacks to the war, which was just you playing the damn game.
    >"What! Who would shoot his fellow countrymen? "
    >"I don't know. But in Anon's debriefing, he was a madman named Makarov."
    >You were about to burst out laughing, but contained yourself.
    >You got up slamming your shoe onto the ground.
    >They look at you as you took another drag, turning to the balcony.
    "Remember, no Russian."
    >Celestia was now in shock. She had tears down her eyes, and Luna attempted to comfort her.
    >Next day you get a parade in honor of you service.
    >Feels good man.jpg