Title:           Wizard_in_Equestria Chapter 11
Author:          wiz_anon
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First Edit:      Thursday 12th of July 2012 07:05:55 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 12th of July 2012 07:05:55 AM CDT

Chapter 11.
>Buuuuuuuck.
>Your neck is killing you.
>Why are you in a tub?
>Oh, yeah.
>Drinking with Celestia.
>You stand up and walk down the stairs to your kitchen.
>Your head feels like it’s been through a jet turbine… Twice.
>You need something to clear your head.
>A shower, a good breakfast and a long walk usually work.
>You made sure to bring some of Spike’s great cereal with you when you moved.
>Not even sure if he noticed it is gone.
>You munch down your delicious breakfast and exit your house.
>You are still wearing the clothes you woke up in.
>Fucks.exe has stopped working.
>Do you want to continue anyway?
> [Y], N
>You lock the door after you and walk out of your lawn and walk down the street.
>There’s a large pool of something purplish crimson further down the road.
>As you approach it your nose catches the smell of expensive Spanish wine.
>You assume its Celestia’s vomit and continue on your marry way.
>You pass by Sugarcube Corner and buy a loaf of bread and a couple of pieces of pastry.
>That’ll be today’s lunch.
>You go through the market on your way back home.
>Applejack has got a pretty large line today.
>Wonder why.
>You ask Lyra who is standing in line what is so special about today’s wares.
>Lyra: “Are you kidding me? Everyp0ny knows that today is the beginning of the cider season.”
“Cider season?”
>You’re not sure if you can handle more alcohol right now.
>…
>Maybe just a little bit.
 
>AJ: “Howdy Anon, are ya here to get some cider?”
“I don’t have any money. I was just talking to Lyra.”
>Lyra: “Anonymous is really interesting.”
>She keeps staring at your hands.
>It’s getting weird now.
>Nah, you are different p0nies are allowed to stare.
>AJ: “Would ya like a taste?” She already poured a full mug for you.
>A single drink can’t hurt.
“Thanks.” You say as you grab the handle of the mug.
>...
>You can barely taste the alcohol in this.
>Well it has to be child friendly if the Apples are going to sell it to colts and fillies.
>But still.
>You are kind of disappointed.
>Besides the lack of alcohol the cider tastes pretty fucking good.
“This is great Applejack. But do you have something a little…” You hesitate for a moment. “Stronger?”
>Applejack’s mouth contorts into a grin and she puts her orange marshmallow hoof under the counter and pulls up a large bottle of…
>Applejack Daniels.
>Of course.
>AJ: Here ya go, Anon.”
“Well, as I said; I don’t have any money but I’ll buy some of that,” you point at the bottle. “When I get my first salary.”
>Applejack beams at you now. “Ya’ll got a job? That’s mighty fine Anon. Here. Take this.” Applejack hands… wait… Applejack hooves you the bottle. “It’s mah way of sayin’ congratulations.”
>This mare…
“Thanks Applejack, this is really something.”
>It isn’t really anything at all, but it’s the symbolic value more than the actual present.
>Lyra: “Ahem!.. Some of us are waiting to actually buy something.”
“Oh, right.”
>You give Lyra a sheepish smile, thank Applejack again and head on home.
 
>You take a look at your living room.
>You can’t believe it.
>This place is a mess.
>It’s like Hiroshima all over again.
>Fucking Celestia.
>Oh well you better clean this mess up before Rainbow Dash comes.
>That’s right, today is the day she gets out of the hospital.
>You would have swung by, but seeing this mess.
>Nope.
>You better start cleaning.
>You fill a large bag with empty wine bottles.
>And rearrange the furniture so it doesn’t look like a makeshift scene for Celestia’s karaoke show.
>She is going to be the best boss ever.
>You pick up the broom and start sweeping.
>You there is a big spot on your floor, you get it off after fifteen minutes of scrubbing.
>After a long time you are finally done cleaning.
>You place your bottle of Applejack D with your other booze and go upstairs.
>You walk into your room and undress.
>It feels good to be out of those robes.
>You feel so liberated letting it all hang like this.
>Time for that bath you promised yourself.
>You grab a towel from your cupboard and enter your bathroom.
>The towel is dropped on the floor and you step up in the tub.
>The showerhead’s thin strings of water hits your head and you just stand there reflecting on life and its meaning.
>Is there really a god?
>What if there are adjacent Equestrias and adjacent Earths to your dimension(s)?
>You wonder if that changeling ambassador really is as bad as Celestia told you.
>Maybe you can try to befriend him and secure peace for both of your nations.
>The water is getting cold now.
>You quickly grab the shampoo bottle and press.
>A large pool of liquid soap lands on your hand.
>You quickly work it into your hair and get it back out again as fast as you can.
>The water’s temperature is not pleasant anymore.
>Your teeth clatter as you step out of your little philosopher’s bathtub.
>Only now do you notice the steady, hard knocking on your door.
>You run down the stairs while you wrap your pelvis in the towel.
>You turn the doorknob.
>RD: “About time.”
>She walks right in.
>RD: “Wow this place looks much smaller on the outside.
“Ummm… yeah. I was just showering. Make yourself at home I’ll be back in a minute.”
>You hurry back up the stairs again, dry yourself and put on some new clothes.
>You hear Rainbow’s voice from downstairs. “Fluttershy is coming by later with some of my stuff.”
>Fluttershy is nice.
>Maybe she will bring some food.
>The thought of food makes your mouth water and your stomach growl.
>You haven’t had lunch because you were too busy cleaning.
 
>You walk down the stairs and see Rainbow Dash sitting on your sofa.
>You sit down beside her and open your mouth to ask her how she is doing but you are cut off by her.
>RD: “Why didn’t you come to the hospital? All the others were there.”
“Well, I wanted to clean up before you came.”
>RD: “Yeah right. You didn’t even think about maybe doing it after I came? I waited for you to come pick me up.”
>What the hay!
>You spent all day cleaning up just so your ´bro` could come here and rant about you not being there for her.
>You cleaned this up for her more than for you.
“Do you have any idea what it looks like when you let a drunken Celestia into your house!”
>RD: “No.”
>IT WAS A RHETORICAL QUESTION.
>RD: “Chill dude. What was that with a drunken Celestia?”
>Okay maybe yelling at your new roommate is a bad idea.
>You should definitely tell her the story of drunk Celestia.
“Okay, Celestia came by yesterday to offer me a job…”
>RD: “That’s great Anon! We should celebrate.”
>No one ever lets you finish.
“Yeah yeah, whatever. Anyway I open up a bottle of wine to celebrate, that turns into two bottles of wine and so on.”
>Rainbow is snickering now; she knows where this is going.
“Celestia starts singing and dancing. Now that I think about it she has an amazing voice.”
>The snicker quickly changes into a loud laughter.
>Now for the best part.
“After she emptied bottle number… I don’t remember she got real~ friendly.”
>Rainbow Dash is still laughing when she asks. “Wait a moment… Dick you buck her?”
>Now you are the one laughing.
“Of course I didn’t bang her.” That sounded a little mean. “I mean she’s my boss, you can’t buck your boss.”
>Rainbow Dash’s laughter dies down. “So what are you going to work as? Cleaning toilets at the castle?”
>Yeah as if you would ever clean toilets.
>Okay you would clean toilets for your salary.
“No, I got work as an ambassador.”
>Dash’s jaw hits the floor. “An ambassador? That’s awesome!”
>Yeah. You are pretty awesome now that you think about it.
>Later that day a familiar mail mare knocks on your door.
>Derpy: “Hi Anonymous, I have a package for you.” Derpy drops a large cardboard box on your doorstep.
“Thank you Derpy.” You say as you pick up the package.
>Celestia this thing is heavy.
>You shake it a bit.
>It sounds like metal.
>Derpy: “I’m so happy you are out from the hospital, I couldn’t visit you because I’m not allowed inside with all the expensive stuff.”
>That’s why she didn’t visit you.
>You thought she just didn’t like you.
>You wrap your arms around you and give her a big hug.
“I’m glad too.”
>RD: “Oh hey Derpy.”
>Rainbow Dash appears in the doorway. “What are you doing here?”
>Derpy: “I just came to visit Anon and give him a package from Celestia.”
>Celestia.
>You all stand there for a moment not saying anything.
>Aahhh.
>This is nice.
>Derpy: “… you can let go now.”
>You quickly do so. “Hehe, sorry.”
>Awkward silence is awkward.
>Derpy: “Well I better go.” She says with reddened cheeks.
>Not long after Derpy left Rainbow blurts out. “I can’t take it, what’s in the box?”
>You bring it inside and open it with a knife.
>You LOVE Celestia.
>Bits.
>Bits everywhere.
>And a note.
>”Dear Anonymous.
>I had a lot of fun yesterday and I look forward to having you work at the castle. Luna might not have gotten a good first impression but I am sure we can fix that. Next time the alcohol is my treat.
>As promised 300 bits in advance.
>Sincerely yours. Celestia.”
>How sweet of her.
“Three hundred bits.” You say and tap the box with your hand.
>RD: “Sweet, let’s get something to eat and then we’ll figure out what to use the money for.”
>Having Rainbro as your roommate is going to be perfect.
>You just know it.