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SA-12: Epilogue

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>You are Anon, and you are not sure if you are in Equestria at the moment.
>A blue space encompasses you with specks of light floating around you.
>Your body in normal at the moment and you seem to be lacking clothes…again.
“Can someone come out and help me here? Hello!? Do I have to find the Scary Door?”
>You here the clops (pervert) of someone approaching.
>”Well my young human, you seemed to faring better than I thought.”
>Celestia found you, hurray!
“Hi, so why are we back here again? Am I going to ascend again and become Super Seraphim Two? Please say no.”
>”No.”
“Oh thank goodness.”
>”I have to apologize to you Anon. This has been a rough month for you and I haven’t been as supportive as I should have been.”
“Well I don’t think anyone has any clue how to raise a seraphim, but ya it was pretty bad.”
>”Which is why I am going to give you a choice here. Because of your battle with Sombra your magic powers are at critical low levels. If you want you can return to normal.”
>Is she serious?
“Really?”
>”Yes, this time I am giving you the choice.”
“Are you freaken’ serious!? I actually have a choice this time!”
>Celestia’s horn glows as a blue orb and a red orb appears.
>”This blue orb will burn away the remaining little power you have, the red will revitalize you.”
“Did you do that on purpose?”
>Celestia merely smiles.
>How novel, welp there is only one decision.
>You reach out your hand towards the blue one.
>”Anon it would be wise to consider all the possibilities before deciding so hastily.”
“Celestia, I am not made to handle such a burden. I am a lazy, lazy bastard.”
>”You don’t give yourself enough credit.”
“The whole world almost blew up because of it.”
>”The world was almost gone because we were not there for you.”
“Don’t give me that bull. You have no obligations to feel guilty about me. I was miserable and I didn’t change a thing about it.”
>”You are not alone.”
“…Is this going to turn into a therapy session? I’ll just sit down now to save the trouble.”
>Celestia chuckles as you sit down and cross your legs.
>”Not quite, but the others wish to speak with you before you decide. They feel responsible for not helping you when they should have.”
>You hold your head in your hands and sigh the sigh of the defeated.
“Fine, just bring them in.”
>Celestia vanishes.
>You wait a few moments before you here a pleased squeal and Rainbow Dash plows into you.
>”Dude, you’re ok! We are all worried about you.”
“Thanks Dash.”
>Wait, why would she be worry about you?
“Am I dead?”
>”No, but you are in the hospital. You are kind of in a coma dude. We are all here right now waiting to talk to you.”
>Ok, guess that makes some sense.
“Just don’t leave me alone in the room with Fluttershy.”
>”Come on, you’re in a coma. She’s not going to do anything to you.”
>You picture her masturbating over your body. You saw that anime.
>Wish you hadn’t.
“Just make sure it doesn’t happen.
>Rainbow was silent for a moment.
>”Ok so, um, all this stuff has happened and really ruined everyp0ny’s day, and it probably wouldn’t have happened if I was helping you out.”
>You can’t help but scoff at that.
>”I’m serious dude; after we all got super powerful and stuff we just did our own thing. Sure it was awesome breaking every known speed barrier in existence, but I just lost focused on why I got more awesome.”
“Dash every day of your life has always been about being awesome. At least when you are not trying to get in my pants.
>”True, but not the point. It is my moral obligation as a one radical pegasus to be a bro!”
“I do Rainbro.”
>She nudges you on the back with her wing.
>”Whatever your choice about this whole thing, I’ll be there for you. It would be amazing if you got your wings back, but I understand if you just hang it.”
>A smile grows on your face.
“Thanks.”
>Cool, now before I go I have to remind you that even if you return to normal I won’t stop trying to get some of that. I’ll make sure you are my first human.”
>You raise an eyebrow.
“I’m the only human Dash.”
>”In this dimension yea, but I can go fast I can travel to other places.”
>That’s neat.
“Wait does that mean you can take me home?”
>”Sorry dude, the trip would tear you apart.
>Rainbow fades away and you are now alone again.
>”Hello Anon.”
>Well that didn’t last long.
“Apple Princess.”
>”Apple husband.”
>Nope.
“That’s still not funny.”
>”When you stop adding ‘apple’ to everything I do I’ll consider it.”
“Fine, fine so whatcha got to say to me?”
>“Just gonna apologize like everp0ny else, but just so you know I think you would be a complete foal if you don’t get your powers back.”
“Really now? Why would I want to keep my powers that allow me to have three faces and six wings?”
>”You ain’t foolen’ me Anon. This honest Apple can see you for what you are worth and just because you had a rough time don’t mean you give up.”
>Great she can probably see right through you.
>”I can.”
“Damn it.”
>”Anon a seraphim is a creature of devotion. They find somep0ny and dedicate their lives to him or her.”
“How would you even know that?”
>”I see a lot of things. Nothing escapes my eyes.”
“Bet you find out about things you wish you didn’t know.
>If only you had a camera for her deadpan stare.
>”You have no idea.”
“Whatever, so I don’t become a seraphim because being devoted to someone doesn’t sound like my idea of a good existence.”
>”Naw, it’s nothing like that. Think of it as a lover’s behavior towards their spouse.”
>You raise an eyebrow and fold your arms.
>”Ok, ok one that likes to sing a lot, but still a lover.”
“So basically I end up a horsefucker. No thanks.”
>”Anon you are already are one.”
>What?
“Whoa, whoa, whoa there cowgirl. What the hell you just say.”
>”Remember when you ascended the first time?”
“Ya, I saw a bunch of me in different scenarios. That and readers.”
>Digesting.
>Naw, I’m kidding…
>”Right, every Anon in every Equestria is a reincarnation of one another. Deep in your being is the blueprint of all their lives; same for any other Anon.”
“I’m going to call horse dung all over those apples. Some of those Anons are really beta. No way am I associating with that.”
>”Different strokes for every walk of life.”
>Then again Canadian Anon is alpha to the max, but that pencil pushing Anon is beta of the betas.
>He did eventually get better.
“So it all evens out.”
>”Pretty much. Even if you don’t get your wings back you will always pair up with somep0ny in another life.”
“When you say it like that I’ve pretty much paired up with everything in Equestia.”
>”Yup, Anon X Equestia is best ship.”
>You feel like a manwhore.
>OH GOD, you’ve done it with stallions!
>Applejack chuckled as she patted you on the back.
“This means I’ve fucked fucking Fluttershy, fucker.”
>”Hey now, save the dirty talk for the bedroom.”
“Sorry, just wanted to say that.”
>”It would be nice if we had an Anon to stay with us forever, but I’d understand if you don’t.”
>Applejack apples over an apple.
>”Stop that or I won’t give the apple to you.”
“Stop reading my thoughts and I will.”
>You didn’t get your apple from the apple princess.
>Her fetish is probably voyeurism.
>”And bondage.”
“Yes, Pinkie. Rope play is probably right down her alley.”
Pinkie giggles as she rolled onto your lap.
>“Hi Nonny! I always find it funny how you don’t know I’m there and when I say something you just act like you already knew I was there.”
“I’ve pretty much assumed you are always there. Watching and waiting. Also your horn is too close to my junk.”
>”I’ll be careful.”
>Famous last words from Pinkie and everyone around her.
>”As if.”
“Stop reading my mind Pinkie.”
>”I’m not.”
“Stop reading my mind like it is a word document in a terrible story.”
>”It’s not that bad.”
>You glare at Pinkie as she gave you a half-hearted smile.
“Are you here for a reason?”
>”Just to see my best friend.”
>That’s all the reason Pinkie would need.
“Aren’t you like the best friend with everyone in the world?”
>Pinkie’s happy smile vanished as tears formed in her eyes.
>”I’ve been a bad friend!!!”
>Your ears cringed from her wail as she pulled you into a tight hug.
“What are you talking about? You visited me more than the others…expect for Flutters.”
>”Only after I remembered you. When I had my wings and horn glued on I just went crazy meeting everyone in the world. I had this huge party that you couldn’t even come to.”
>You didn’t even know about that.
>”I never told you about it, I was so busy making new friends I forgot about my old ones. When I did remember I quickly threw on for you. A really sad one because we were the only ones there.”
“But then your dad died. Pinkie don’t apologize for that.”
>You continue to hold Pinkie as she sobs into your chest.
“Maybe you just need to slow down for a bit. I know having all this power is exciting.”
Pinkie looks up, but her face is covered by her crazy curly mane.
“For what is worth I do forgive you.”
Pinkie pushes her mane out of her face so she can look at you.
>”You forgive so easily. I sometimes have trouble with that.”
“But you also give out your heart and put so much passion into everything you do.”
>”Thanks. Guess I should get going, but before I do.”
>She gave you a quick peck on your lips.
>By peck you mean her lips cartoonishly covered your face as her tongue slobbered all over you.
>Pinkie rockets out of your lap.
>”Meep, meep!”
>And there she goes.
“I’ll get you Pinkie! Next time!”
>Twilight Sparkle.
“You nerd.”
>”Naked hominid.”
“Marshmallow equidae.”
>”Prudish delinquent.”
“Desperate xenophiliac.”
>”Fat head.”
“Fat butt.”
>You glare at each other for a few moments.
>”So you do check out my rump huh?”
“Hard to miss.”
>”Keep telling yourself that.”
>Silly banter aside you are pretty ticked at Twilight.
“The one time I asked for help and all I get is a physical and update on my sexual prowess.”
>”You can move and bend every part of your body in every direction at the same time. That’s pretty impressive.”
“Which apparently worked out really well when I was hunting you all down for an evil idiot. Why did I only see you like a few times in the past week?”
>Twilight sat down as she nervously rubbed her hooves together.
>”I had my crown stolen from me and I went to get it back.”
>Really?
>You tilt your head and you gave her a disappointed look.
>”I’m not kidding some crazy mare stole the Element of Magic and escaped to another world that altered my mind to a dumb teenager. The only good thing about the trip was Norman.”
“If you’re going to lie at least make it convincing.”
>”You are impossible.
>Twilight groaned into her hooves.
>She likes to plant her face in her hooves a lot.
“So princess—“
>”Just Twilight.”
“Twilight Princess, if you weren’t so busy what would you have done.”
>You already know the answer to this so you say it with her.
>”Perform scientific experiments for science.”
>Silly magical scientist unicorn.
>”Also not left your side to help you learn your purpose in life.”
“Purpose? I’m just a guy getting by in life surrounded by crazy mares.”
>”Har har, I’m talking about your role here in Equestria. Don’t you think you have a purpose here?”
“No. Wh--.”
>Twilight stomped her hoof.
>”Exactly you are not of this world so you don’t fit in. I know you have said humans don’t need anything to tell them how to make their own path in life, but that was back in your world where that was expected. Here you don’t have that option.”
“And I do now?”
>”You are not connected to the harmony here so I decided to help.”
>So here it all comes together.
“So you forced me to grow wings, without really asking for my permission.”
>At least she had the decency to look ashamed.
>”I didn’t know that you would turn into a seraphim. I just wanted to give you magic.”
“You should have still asked.”
>”Anon you have already stated countless times that you wanted magic.”
“What? When?”
>”Oh you know.”
>She then tried to mimic your voice.
>” Like ’How do you all sing a song out of thin air so easily? If I had magic I could fix this so easily.’ So on and so forth.”
“I like to complain a lot. Haven’t you picked up on that?”
>Oh no, she is actually about to cry.
>”Anon, I’m so close to magic that knowing someone that has no magic within them makes me sad. Especially if I care for them. I thought that friendship would have been enough to give you magic, but it just didn’t happen.”
>The tears poured down her face as she continues to explain herself.
>“So I got to know you a lot better, so I can find a way to give you magic. Then I became attracted to you.”
“When you become obsessive over something you do tend to go all out.”
>Twilight nodded.
>”So when I learned how to ascend to a higher plane I thought maybe this was my answer. So I did it. I was overeager and impulsive. I had no idea what would happen.”
>She looks up to you. Her eyes are red, a small puddle is on the floor, and her wings have drooped down.
>”I am so, so sorry about this. I should have never hurt you like this.”
>Dang it, she’s sobbing hard. Should you forgive her?
>You kneel down to look at her in the eyes.
“Twilight, you messed up horribly this time. Yes, you should have asked me first. This has been the worse month of my entire life.”
>”Worse then the ‘Pinkie Clone Rape Squad’ incident?”
“Worse then that.”
>She lets out the most pitiful whimper you ever heard.
>You grabbed her and pulled her in for a hug.
“I forgive you.”
>You feel Twilight shudder in your embrace.
>Her wings are wrapped tightly around you as well.
>”Thank you.”
“Just don’t do anything like that again.”
>You hug each other for a few moments longer before she separates from you.
>”Anon do not give up your magic. I can’t beg this enough from you.”
“I’m not sure if I really want all that comes with that, Twilight.”
>”I will help you. I will be there every step of the way. Your magic is special and beautiful. Please do not throw it away.”
>You can’t help but smirk.
“You just want to keep me around for the rest of eternity.”
>”Am I really that transparent?”
>She leaves eventually.
>”Well Darling, I’m glad to see you not moping around.”
“You’re one to talk. How much community service do you have to do for almost ending the world with your crystals?”
>You hear Rarity grumble something about a thousand years.
“Don’t worry it will fly by. Just ask Luna.”
>Somehow you hear a neigh in protest.
“Don’t worry about Rarity. This is nowhere as bad as the time when we created that giant flying spaghetti monster.”
>That was a noodle incident if there ever was one.
>”You never told me where you got all that spaghetti.”
“And I never will.”
>Anons’ trade secret.
>”Oh well, I still get a card from him every mother’s day.”
>You never got a card.
“So mind manipulation through magic crystals huh. I’m not even sure how angry I should be with you.”
>Rarity sighed as she summoned her little ‘lazy’ sofa and fell on it.
>”Honestly I expected you to be fuming and yelling at me right now.”
“Well you see I was so angry that it looped around and consumed itself like an ouroboros. I’m currently in a state of blissful nirvana.”
>”Darn.”
“No angry sex.”
>”Well at this point I would say same time next month, but I’m in so much trouble I had to Pinkie Promise no planning--.”
“Scheming.”
>Rarity glared at you before she continued.
>”For a few years.”
“I would love to see you brake a Pinkie Promise now with her being a super alicorn.”
>”Let’s not fancy such thoughts, Anon.”
“Whatever, get your marshmallow self out of my subconscious.”
>”That’s right we are in your mind. In that case…”
>She hangs a picture of herself high into the air.
>”Now I will be always on your mind.”
>Fantastic.
>Given how this whole thing as gone down you don’t need to guess who is coming now.
“Flutterbutter.”
>”Anony.”
>Fluttershy nestled down next to you and sighed.
>”What am I going to do with you?”
“Act like a normal individual.”
>”Normal ponies love each other.”
“And normal humans love other humans. See we have reached an understanding.”
>”Well I guess I’ll have to settle for not being normal.”
>She hasn’t made a perverted move on you.
>It was just the two of you next to each other.
>Truthfully, this felt nice.
>”Anon, I want you to know whatever your choice is I will always be there for you. Whether you are immortal or to your dying breath at...how long do humans live?”
“Given your health care system being literal magic I’d say 100.”
>”For however long your time here will last, I will always love you.”
>How touching.
“I appreciate that. Still think your affections would be better suited for a stallion, but that is not about to change anytime soon is it?”
>Flutters nodded her head no and then rested it on your shoulder.
>With wings or without it don’t really matter. You can go either way.
>”Anon.”
“Ya.”
>”Is happiness your fetish.”
“…Fucking Fluttershy.

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>You are Anon, and you are not sure if you are in Equestria at the moment.
>A blue space encompasses you with specks of light floating around you.
>Your body in normal at the moment and you seem to be lacking clothes…again.
“Can someone come out and help me here? Hello!? Do I have to find the Scary Door?”
>You here the clops (pervert) of someone approaching.
>”Well my young human, you seemed to faring better than I thought.”
>Celestia found you, hurray!
“Hi, so why are we back here again? Am I going to ascend again and become Super Seraphim Two?  Please say no.”
>”No.”
“Oh thank goodness.”
>”I have to apologize to you Anon. This has been a rough month for you and I haven’t been as supportive as I should have been.”
“Well I don’t think anyone has any clue how to raise a seraphim, but ya it was pretty bad.”
>”Which is why I am going to give you a choice here. Because of your battle with Sombra your magic powers are at critical low levels. If you want you can return to normal.”
>Is she serious?
“Really?”
>”Yes, this time I am giving you the choice.”
“Are you freaken’ serious!? I actually have a choice this time!”
>Celestia’s horn glows as a blue orb and a red orb appears.
>”This blue orb will burn away the remaining little power you have, the red will revitalize you.”
“Did you do that on purpose?”
>Celestia merely smiles.
>How novel, welp there is only one decision.
>You reach out your hand towards the blue one.

>”Anon it would be wise to consider all the possibilities before deciding so hastily.”
“Celestia, I am not made to handle such a burden. I am a lazy, lazy bastard.”
>”You don’t give yourself enough credit.”
“The whole world almost blew up because of it.”
>”The world was almost gone because we were not there for you.”
“Don’t give me that bull. You have no obligations to feel guilty about me. I was miserable and I didn’t change a thing about it.”
>”You are not alone.”
“…Is this going to turn into a therapy session? I’ll just sit down now to save the trouble.”
>Celestia chuckles as you sit down and cross your legs.
>”Not quite, but the others wish to speak with you before you decide. They feel responsible for not helping you when they should have.”
>You hold your head in your hands and sigh the sigh of the defeated.
“Fine, just bring them in.”
>Celestia vanishes.
>You wait a few moments before you here a pleased squeal and Rainbow Dash plows into you.
>”Dude, you’re ok! We are all worried about you.”
“Thanks Dash.”
>Wait, why would she be worry about you?
“Am I dead?”
>”No, but you are in the hospital. You are kind of in a coma dude. We are all here right now waiting to talk to you.”
>Ok, guess that makes some sense.
“Just don’t leave me alone in the room with Fluttershy.”
>”Come on, you’re in a coma. She’s not going to do anything to you.”
>You picture her masturbating over your body. You saw that anime.
>Wish you hadn’t.
“Just make sure it doesn’t happen.

>Rainbow was silent for a moment.
>”Ok so, um, all this stuff has happened and really ruined everyp0ny’s day, and it probably wouldn’t have happened if I was helping you out.”
>You can’t help but scoff at that.
>”I’m serious dude; after we all got super powerful and stuff we just did our own thing. Sure it was awesome breaking every known speed barrier in existence, but I just lost focused on why I got more awesome.”
“Dash every day of your life has always been about being awesome. At least when you are not trying to get in my pants.
>”True, but not the point. It is my moral obligation as a one radical pegasus to be a bro!”
“I do Rainbro.”
>She nudges you on the back with her wing.
>”Whatever your choice about this whole thing, I’ll be there for you. It would be amazing if you got your wings back, but I understand if you just hang it.”
>A smile grows on your face.
“Thanks.”
>Cool, now before I go I have to remind you that even if you return to normal I won’t stop trying to get some of that. I’ll make sure you are my first human.”
>You raise an eyebrow.
“I’m the only human Dash.”
>”In this dimension yea, but I can go fast I can travel to other places.”
>That’s neat.
“Wait does that mean you can take me home?”
>”Sorry dude, the trip would tear you apart.
>Rainbow fades away and you are now alone again.

>”Hello Anon.”
>Well that didn’t last long.
“Apple Princess.”
>”Apple husband.”
>Nope.
“That’s still not funny.”
>”When you stop adding ‘apple’ to everything I do I’ll consider it.”
“Fine, fine so whatcha got to say to me?”
>“Just gonna apologize like everp0ny else, but just so you know I think you would be a complete foal if you don’t get your powers back.”
“Really now? Why would I want to keep my powers that allow me to have three faces and six wings?”
>”You ain’t foolen’ me Anon. This honest Apple can see you for what you are worth and just because you had a rough time don’t mean you give up.”
>Great she can probably see right through you.
>”I can.”
“Damn it.”
>”Anon a seraphim is a creature of devotion. They find somep0ny and dedicate their lives to him or her.”
“How would you even know that?”
>”I see a lot of things. Nothing escapes my eyes.”
“Bet you find out about things you wish you didn’t know.
>If only you had a camera for her deadpan stare.
>”You have no idea.”
“Whatever, so I don’t become a seraphim because being devoted to someone doesn’t sound like my idea of a good existence.”
>”Naw, it’s nothing like that. Think of it as a lover’s behavior towards their spouse.”
>You raise an eyebrow and fold your arms.
>”Ok, ok one that likes to sing a lot, but still a lover.”
“So basically I end up a horsefucker. No thanks.”
>”Anon you are already are one.”
>What?
“Whoa, whoa, whoa there cowgirl. What the hell you just say.”

>”Remember when you ascended the first time?”
“Ya, I saw a bunch of me in different scenarios. That and readers.”
>Digesting.
>Naw, I’m kidding…
>”Right, every Anon in every Equestria is a reincarnation of one another. Deep in your being is the blueprint of all their lives; same for any other Anon.”
“I’m going to call horse dung all over those apples. Some of those Anons are really beta. No way am I associating with that.”
>”Different strokes for every walk of life.”
>Then again Canadian Anon is alpha to the max, but that pencil pushing Anon is beta of the betas.
>He did eventually get better.
“So it all evens out.”
>”Pretty much. Even if you don’t get your wings back you will always pair up with somep0ny in another life.”
“When you say it like that I’ve pretty much paired up with everything in Equestia.”
>”Yup, Anon X Equestia is best ship.”
>You feel like a manwhore.
>OH GOD, you’ve done it with stallions!
>Applejack chuckled as she patted you on the back.
“This means I’ve fucked fucking Fluttershy, fucker.”
>”Hey now, save the dirty talk for the bedroom.”
“Sorry, just wanted to say that.”
>”It would be nice if we had an Anon to stay with us forever, but I’d understand if you don’t.”
>Applejack apples over an apple.
>”Stop that or I won’t give the apple to you.”
“Stop reading my thoughts and I will.”

>You didn’t get your apple from the apple princess.
>Her fetish is probably voyeurism.
>”And bondage.”
“Yes, Pinkie. Rope play is probably right down her alley.”
Pinkie giggles as she rolled onto your lap.
>“Hi Nonny! I always find it funny how you don’t know I’m there and when I say something you just act like you already knew I was there.”
“I’ve pretty much assumed you are always there. Watching and waiting. Also your horn is too close to my junk.”
>”I’ll be careful.”
>Famous last words from Pinkie and everyone around her.
>”As if.”
“Stop reading my mind Pinkie.”
>”I’m not.”
“Stop reading my mind like it is a word document in a terrible story.”
>”It’s not that bad.”
>You glare at Pinkie as she gave you a half-hearted smile.
“Are you here for a reason?”
>”Just to see my best friend.”
>That’s all the reason Pinkie would need.
“Aren’t you like the best friend with everyone in the world?”
>Pinkie’s happy smile vanished as tears formed in her eyes.
>”I’ve been a bad friend!!!”
>Your ears cringed from her wail as she pulled you into a tight hug.
“What are you talking about? You visited me more than the others…expect for Flutters.”
>”Only after I remembered you. When I had my wings and horn glued on I just went crazy meeting everyone in the world. I had this huge party that you couldn’t even come to.”
>You didn’t even know about that.
>”I never told you about it, I was so busy making new friends I forgot about my old ones. When I did remember I quickly threw on for you. A really sad one because we were the only ones there.”
“But then your dad died. Pinkie don’t apologize for that.”

>You continue to hold Pinkie as she sobs into your chest.
“Maybe you just need to slow down for a bit. I know having all this power is exciting.”
Pinkie looks up, but her face is covered by her crazy curly mane.
“For what is worth I do forgive you.”
Pinkie pushes her mane out of her face so she can look at you.
>”You forgive so easily. I sometimes have trouble with that.”
“But you also give out your heart and put so much passion into everything you do.”
>”Thanks. Guess I should get going, but before I do.”
>She gave you a quick peck on your lips.
>By peck you mean her lips cartoonishly covered your face as her tongue slobbered all over you.
>Pinkie rockets out of your lap.
>”Meep, meep!”
>And there she goes.
“I’ll get you Pinkie! Next time!”

>Twilight Sparkle.
“You nerd.”
>”Naked hominid.”
“Marshmallow equidae.”
>”Prudish delinquent.”
“Desperate xenophiliac.”
>”Fat head.”
“Fat butt.”
 >You glare at each other for a few moments.
>”So you do check out my rump huh?”
“Hard to miss.”
>”Keep telling yourself that.”
>Silly banter aside you are pretty ticked at Twilight.
“The one time I asked for help and all I get is a physical and update on my sexual prowess.”
>”You can move and bend every part of your body in every direction at the same time. That’s pretty impressive.”
“Which apparently worked out really well when I was hunting you all down for an evil idiot. Why did I only see you like a few times in the past week?”
>Twilight sat down as she nervously rubbed her hooves together.
>”I had my crown stolen from me and I went to get it back.”
>Really?
>You tilt your head and you gave her a disappointed look.
>”I’m not kidding some crazy mare stole the Element of Magic and escaped to another world that altered my mind to a dumb teenager. The only good thing about the trip was Norman.”
“If you’re going to lie at least make it convincing.”
>”You are impossible.
>Twilight groaned into her hooves.
>She likes to plant her face in her hooves a lot.

“So princess—“
>”Just Twilight.”
“Twilight Princess, if you weren’t so busy what would you have done.”
>You already know the answer to this so you say it with her.
>”Perform scientific experiments for science.”
>Silly magical scientist unicorn.
>”Also not left your side to help you learn your purpose in life.”
“Purpose? I’m just a guy getting by in life surrounded by crazy mares.”
>”Har har, I’m talking about your role here in Equestria. Don’t you think you have a purpose here?”
“No. Wh--.”
>Twilight stomped her hoof.
>”Exactly you are not of this world so you don’t fit in. I know you have said humans don’t need anything to tell them how to make their own path in life, but that was back in your world where that was expected. Here you don’t have that option.”
“And I do now?”
>”You are not connected to the harmony here so I decided to help.”
>So here it all comes together.
“So you forced me to grow wings, without really asking for my permission.”
>At least she had the decency to look ashamed.
>”I didn’t know that you would turn into a seraphim. I just wanted to give you magic.”
“You should have still asked.”
>”Anon you have already stated countless times that you wanted magic.”
“What? When?”
>”Oh you know.”
>She then tried to mimic your voice.
>” Like ’How do you all sing a song out of thin air so easily? If I had magic I could fix this so easily.’ So on and so forth.”
“I like to complain a lot. Haven’t you picked up on that?”

>Oh no, she is actually about to cry.
>”Anon, I’m so close to magic that knowing someone that has no magic within them makes me sad. Especially if I care for them. I thought that friendship would have been enough to give you magic, but it just didn’t happen.”
>The tears poured down her face as she continues to explain herself.
>“So I got to know you a lot better, so I can find a way to give you magic. Then I became attracted to you.”
“When you become obsessive over something you do tend to go all out.”
>Twilight nodded.
>”So when I learned how to ascend to a higher plane I thought maybe this was my answer. So I did it. I was overeager and impulsive. I had no idea what would happen.”
>She looks up to you. Her eyes are red, a small puddle is on the floor, and her wings have drooped down.
>”I am so, so sorry about this. I should have never hurt you like this.”
>Dang it, she’s sobbing hard. Should you forgive her?
>You kneel down to look at her in the eyes.
“Twilight, you messed up horribly this time. Yes, you should have asked me first. This has been the worse month of my entire life.”
>”Worse then the ‘Pinkie Clone Rape Squad’ incident?”
“Worse then that.”
>She lets out the most pitiful whimper you ever heard.
>You grabbed her and pulled her in for a hug.
“I forgive you.”

>You feel Twilight shudder in your embrace.
>Her wings are wrapped tightly around you as well.
>”Thank you.”
“Just don’t do anything like that again.”
>You hug each other for a few moments longer before she separates from you.
>”Anon do not give up your magic. I can’t beg this enough from you.”
“I’m not sure if I really want all that comes with that, Twilight.”
>”I will help you. I will be there every step of the way. Your magic is special and beautiful. Please do not throw it away.”
>You can’t help but smirk.
“You just want to keep me around for the rest of eternity.”
>”Am I really that transparent?”
>She leaves eventually.

>”Well Darling, I’m glad to see you not moping around.”
“You’re one to talk. How much community service do you have to do for almost ending the world with your crystals?”
>You hear Rarity grumble something about a thousand years.
“Don’t worry it will fly by. Just ask Luna.”
>Somehow you hear a neigh in protest.
“Don’t worry about Rarity. This is nowhere as bad as the time when we created that giant flying spaghetti monster.”
>That was a noodle incident if there ever was one.
>”You never told me where you got all that spaghetti.”
“And I never will.”
>Anons’ trade secret.
>”Oh well, I still get a card from him every mother’s day.”
>You never got a card.
“So mind manipulation through magic crystals huh. I’m not even sure how angry I should be with you.”
>Rarity sighed as she summoned her little ‘lazy’ sofa and fell on it.
>”Honestly I expected you to be fuming and yelling at me right now.”
“Well you see I was so angry that it looped around and consumed itself like an ouroboros. I’m currently in a state of blissful nirvana.”
>”Darn.”
“No angry sex.”
>”Well at this point I would say same time next month, but I’m in so much trouble I had to Pinkie Promise no planning--.”
“Scheming.”
>Rarity glared at you before she continued.
>”For a few years.”
“I would love to see you brake a Pinkie Promise now with her being a super alicorn.”
>”Let’s not fancy such thoughts, Anon.”
“Whatever, get your marshmallow self out of my subconscious.”
>”That’s right we are in your mind. In that case…”
>She hangs a picture of herself high into the air.
>”Now I will be always on your mind.”
>Fantastic.

>Given how this whole thing as gone down you don’t need to guess who is coming now.
“Flutterbutter.”
>”Anony.”
>Fluttershy nestled down next to you and sighed.
>”What am I going to do with you?”
“Act like a normal individual.”
>”Normal ponies love each other.”
“And normal humans love other humans. See we have reached an understanding.”
>”Well I guess I’ll have to settle for not being normal.”
>She hasn’t made a perverted move on you.
>It was just the two of you next to each other.
>Truthfully, this felt nice.
>”Anon, I want you to know whatever your choice is I will always be there for you. Whether you are immortal or to your dying breath at...how long do humans live?”
“Given your health care system being literal magic I’d say 100.”
>”For however long your time here will last, I will always love you.”
>How touching.
“I appreciate that. Still think your affections would be better suited for a stallion, but that is not about to change anytime soon is it?”
>Flutters nodded her head no and then rested it on your shoulder.
>With wings or without it don’t really matter. You can go either way.
>”Anon.”
“Ya.”
>”Is happiness your fetish.”
“…Fucking Fluttershy.

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