Title:           Anon's Girly Adventure Part Seventeen
Author:          whatupzigga
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First Edit:      Sunday 10th of August 2014 12:51:25 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 10th of August 2014 12:51:25 AM CDT

> Hours later...
> The rest of the girls are here.
> Rainbow's leg is set, because an unknown force doesn't want to wait, and Twilight uses her magic to heal it, and the open gash on her head.
> You and the rest of the girls walk out of the hospital.
> You still don't know how to feel.
> You have a worried grin stuck on your face, and Applejack happens to notice.
> "What's with tha weird face, Anon?"
> Your eyebrows furrow as you lips press into a thin line.
"...he knows."
>"Who knows what, now?"
"Sorin knows I'm pregnant."
> Everyone comes to a screeching halt.
>"How on earth does he know?"
"He saw me in the hallway. "
>"Isn't his spine broken? What's he doing In the hallway?"
"He was in a wheelchair. And a body cast. I'm pretty sure he was being arrested. The royal guard wheeled him away."
> You internally grin at him crying like a bitch.
>"He got arrested!? That's super duper news, Nonny!"
> "I wish I could have been there. The Royal Guards are so hot."
> Everyone turns to look at Dash.
>"What?"
> She runs a hoof over her chest.
>"What? Can you guys honestly say they're not hot?"
> Twilight blushes.
> Dash starts examining her hair.
>"Celestia, look at this shit! I seriously walked out like this? I need to get this fixed. Later, bitches!"
> She disappears before anyone can convince her otherwise.
>"What the hay?"
>"Rainbow Dash actually cares about her mane? When will it start raining chocolate milk?"
>"It already did, silly."
> "I for one, think this could be a good change."
"Shut the fuck up, Rarity. "
>"...w-we should probably find her..."
>"Good idea, Fluttershy. You and Raity can check the west end of town. Pinkie can check the east, since she can cover a lot of ground by herself. AJ and I will check the North side. Anon...you sit down somewhere. You don't need to be running around right now.
> You frown. You were not about to be treated like a child just because you were carrying one.
> You watch them separate and go in your own direction. 
> Feeling your tummy rumble, you stop to get something to eat.
> You order a large order of hayfries.
> You kind of wish you lived with griffons.
>At least they had meat.
> What's supposed to take five minutes, ends up taking fifteen.
> Fuck you, Mcdiddles.
> You sit outside and start scarfing them down.
>Someone scoffs.
> You turn, ready to fuck a bitch up.
> Its Rainbow Dash. 
> But her usually unruly mane is smooth and glossy, combed back into a pony tail.
> She has make up on, but not as much as Rarity. 
> She was legitimately pretty.
"Riwnbrw Dursh?"
> She flicks the spec of food off of her face.
>"Actually, I go by Rain or Dashie now."
> You swallow you food."Why?"
> She shugs.
> "It's so much cuter."
> You're torn between wanting to fuck her and wanting to slap her.
> Before you can execute either, two of the guards from earlier land a carriage near you.
> Or they could be different ones.
> They all fucking look alike.
>One of the guards unhooks himself from the harness and trots toward you.
>"Miss Anon?""How many other 'Anon's are there?"> Dashie rubs against the guard.
>"Hey, stud. Wanna taste the Rainbow? "
> He nonchalantly knocks her over.
>"The Princess has requested your presence at once."
> Shit. The fuck did Sunbutt want?
"Why?"
> He shrugs.
> Oh well. You had a good run.
> You raise up and hobble over to the carriage. 
> You're really getting tired of all this drama, physically, mentally and emotionally.
> Thirty minutes of flying has brought you to Canterlot Castle.
> You feel pretty refreshed as you follow the guards inside.
> It's huge inside; At least 50 different Mexican families could stay here and still be comfortable.
> The three of you walk through a pair of colossal double doors.
> In this room, Celestia is on her throne with her sister, generally dismayed by your presence.
> Luna on the other hand looks like she'll explode from happiness.