Title:           Anon's Girly Adventure Part One
Author:          whatupzigga
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/rgyKwm0L
First Edit:      Tuesday 29th of July 2014 11:27:21 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 29th of July 2014 11:27:21 PM CDT

"GOD FUCKIN' DAMN IT, TWILIGHT! "
> The afore mentioned mare fell backwards laughing.
>"I-I'M--HAHAHA--SORRY--HAHA--ANON!"
>Bullshit. All you came in here for was a spell to make your tiny human dick as big as a stallion's.> You were sure she botched it on purpose.
> Maybe you shouldn't have shoved a pencil up her but while she was asleep
> Or sent her erotic fanfiction to Celestia
> Or fucked Spike
> But this was too much!
> You calm down long enough to examine the damage.
> Tits? Check. 
> You pulled at your waistband.
> Cunt? Check.
>"Seriously, fuck you, Twalot."
> She didn't bother to correct you this time.
>"At least you have a nice ass!"
> More laughing.
"Change me back!"
> Her demeanor shifted into serious mode.
>"I can't. That was quite a powerful spell. I need three days to replenish enough magic to turn you back. "
"You a weak ass princess. "
> She turns tail and heads upstairs. 
> She was so getting a lego shoved up there next.
> You push over what looks like an expensive vase before leaving.
> "Anon!" 
> You cackle wildly and hightail it the fuck outta there, before she decides to make you black, too.
> Out of breath, you post up behind Sugarcube Corner. 
> A sweet scent wafts by and you realize how hungry you are.
> Unfortunately, you don't have any bits.
> Eh, Pinkie's cool.
> You could get a freebie, provided the cakes weren't in.
> As you walk in, a heavy set stallion with a bag of sweets raises his eyebrows at you.
> You glare back.
"Yo, you lookin' at my lumps!?"
> His eyes go wide.
>"y-you too."
What?
> He runs away, as fast as his stubby legs coukd take him.
> You shrug and go inside.
"Hey, Pin--"
> You're immediately greeted with laughter. 
>"Wow, Nonny! If you were going to switch genders, you could at least get a bigger rack!"
> You frown and cover your B cups self-consciously.
"I didn't ask for this, alright?"
>"Don't worry, I'll fix your flat!"
Sonofva--
> She hops over the pastry counter and tackles you to the floor.
> She quicky unbuttons your shirt.
"Pinkie, what the fuck are you--AH!"
> She had latched onto your left nipple.
> Her giggle vibrates your chest.
> You feel her blow on your nipple.
> Was she trying to give you a raspberry? 
> You are unamused, until your breast starts to inflate.
> How the fuck is she doing this?
>As your tit reaches epic proportions, you begin to get concerned.
"Pinkie, it's too big!"
>"Hmm?"
"STOP BLOWING, YOU RETARDED PINK HORSE!"
> She stops.
>"Oops! I got a little carried away."
> That was a major understatement.
> Your left breast was the size of a yoga ball.
> She pushes her hooves around your nipple.
> It shrinks, sounding like a deflating balloon.
> She stops, leaving you with a B and a C.
> She quickly evens them both up to Cs, and hops back to her post.
> You still feel lopsided. 
>"Ok, Anon. CUNTinue."
> More gigglesnorts.
>Three.
> Three days of this shit.
> You sit up and try to button your shirt.
> The top few buttons can't handle the extra mass and pop off.
>Oh, how you miss your dick right now.
> Your stomach growls again.
"Yo, Pinkie. You got any extra cupcakes in the back?"
>"I think so, why? Are you gonna mooch off of me again?"
> Shit.
"...Yes?"
>"Okie dokie lokie! Just checkin'. One of each, right? "
> You nod.
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> Pinkie briefly disappears into the back, and reemerges with a bag full of goodies.
> As she's handing it to you, she smirks.
>"One day, you'll have to pay me back."
> You bite into a blueberry muffin.
"I'll pay you on the 32nd."
>"Okie doke!"
> You leave, and park dat ass on a bench.
> You just bite into a cream stuffed strawberry muffin, when a cross-eyed mare taps your leg.
>"Excuse me, but do ya have an extra muffin you can share?"
> You glance into the full bag.
"No."
>" Please?"
"I said, no!"
>"Pwetty please? "
> You yank a muffin out, spit on it and practically throw it at her.
> She squeals with glee and flies away with it.
> That mare ain't right.