Title:           Anon's Girly Adventure Part Nineteen
Author:          whatupzigga
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First Edit:      Thursday 23rd of October 2014 07:33:08 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 23rd of October 2014 07:33:08 PM CDT

> "SERVANT!!!"
> The room shakes so badly, you think you may give birth to a baby frappe instead.
"WHAT THE FUCK, L--"
> A bat like pony appears in a cloud of black smoke. 
>"Yes, princess?"
> Luna turns back to you, smiling sweetly.
>"What wouldest thou like?"
"Nah, I'm good."
> A brief pause.
>"Bring us a plate of fruits, veg-e-tables, and sweets."
> "Yes, my princess."
> You frown and remember Granny Smith practically shoving food down your gullet.
> You shudder.
> Wait a minute. 
"Say vegetable again."
>"Veg-e-table."
"Vegetable."
>"Veg-e-table!"
"VEGETABLE."
>"Veggie Tales?"
"GODDAMN IT, LUNA."
> "Givith me a break, Anon! We do not comprehend all of the Equestrian language yet!"
"English."
>"...What?"
"What?"
> Bat pony returns with a large tray of food.
> You didn't notice him leave in the first place.
> Luna confiscates the goods.
>"I thank thee, servant. "
>"It has been my pleasure, Princess."
> He bows and disappears again.
> Luna scoots onto the bed, the tray levitating in front of her.
> By sheer reflex, you clamp your hands over your mouth.
> Luna gives you a confused look.
> "I am not going to force you to eat."
> She pops a strawberry into her mouth.
>"We will wait."
> Pfft.
> You ain't eatin' none of--
> She brings the tray into your field of vision.
> Holy shit.
> There's a fat ass piece of marble cheesecake smack in the middle of the tray calling your name.
> Your stomach suddenly growls.
> Traitorous bastard.
> You grab the cake and unceremoniously begin stuffing your face.
> She grins. 
>"It seems you WERE hungry"
"Fmmmph yooo, Wuner"
> You see a glimmer of mischief in her eyes.
 
Meanwhile, in Ponyville...
 
> Everyone(excluding Rainbow Dash) had met up back at the hospital doors.
> "Did anyone see her?"
> "Not me, Twilight! "
>"I ain't found her. Girls as slippery as a snake."
>"Oh dear, were we looking for somepony?"
>"You weren't looking!?"
> "Not really, Darling. I found a marvelous sale on satin, though!"
> "And you didn't do anything, Fluttershy? "
>"...I'm sorry..."
>"GET OUTTA THE WAY!!!"
> Everyone scatters to make way for the paramedics, but Rarity is run down by the stretcher.
>"OH CELESTIA WHY!?"
> One of the paramedics back track and drag Rarity in by her tail.
>"Twahlight?"
> "What now?"
> "Where's Anon?"
>"HE'S MISSING TOO!?"
 
Back at the castle...
> You're propped up with a pillow, stomach full and unable to move.
>"Not hungry, he says."
"I never said that ."
>"Close enough. "
> You yawn."
"You know, Twilight and the other horses are going to wonder where I've been. "
>"Do not worry about that right now, Anonymous. Go to sleep."
"I'm not tired."
> "Then we must make you tired."
> What did she mean--
> She lifts her tail, exposing her sex.
> Oh shit
> Time to get this hot monkey dick
> You jump up, and whip out your cock.
>"Oh my! You're much bigger than any other stallion I've had!"
> You latch onto her plump ass and position yourself at her entrance. 
>"Be gentle, Anon! I'm a virgin!"
> There's a disturbance in the Matrix.
"Didn't you just say you've had other ponies? "
> She turns around, livid.
> Her back hoof cocks back and nails you right in between the eyes.
> Your eyes pop open. 
> Luna is nowhere in the room.
"SON OF A FUCK!"