Title:           Anon's Girly Adventure Part Eighteen
Author:          whatupzigga
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First Edit:      Thursday 23rd of October 2014 10:26:08 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 23rd of October 2014 10:26:08 AM CDT

> Luna's springs from her throne and wraps you in a hug.
> Goddamn, she's cuddly as fuck. 
> She pulls away and holds you at arms length. 
> "It is so nice to have you here, Anon!"
> You glance at Celestia. 
> She's slouched in her seat, her head resting in a hoof.
> You give a smug grin.
"Heeeeyyy, Tia.
>"Don't call me that, peasant. And stay the fuck away from my crown."
> "Sister! Be polite, Anon is a guest here."
"Yeah, Tia, be nice to me!"
> Her nostrils flare. 
>"I don't care if you ARE pregnant. Cause ANY trouble, and I'll send you to the moon!"
> Luna snorts, slightly offended.
"Why don't you send me to pluto instead?"
>"What?"
"Pluto. One of the many planets in our solar system."
> "There are no other planets beside this one!"
"Pretty sure there are."
> Her horn is suddenly at your throat.
>"STOP YOUR LIES, MORTAL!"
> Luna suddenly gets very nervous.
>"He only jokes, sister."
> She begins to push you towards her room.
>"Do not take him so seriously."
"Yeah, I'm pretty hormonal, Tia. Pretty soon I'll be as batshit insane as you."
> You're suddenly engulfed in a dark blue aura.
> Luna practically drags you back to her room before Celestia can give a proper response. 
> As soon as she shuts and locks the door, she bursts into heavenly laughter.
> "It is like you WANT her to murder you!"
"Bullshit. I can't be killed."
> She laughs in response and gently lowers you to the bed.
>"Surely, you must be immortal!"
> You muster the most serious face you can and press your forehead against hers.
"I AM."
> She chuckles and pushes you back.
>"Yes, and I am the Empress of the Changlings."
> She gone learn.
> "Wouldest thou like something to eat?"
> You grin.
"Wouldn't YOU like to know."
> She gives you a wary glance.
> "As in food, Anon."
"Technically, it is food. But since you're a talking horse princess, it's looked down upon."
> Her eyes roll.
> "That is disgusting.
> You raise your eyebrows suggestively.