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Dihydrogenmonoxide

By: weggies on Jan 26th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.81 KB  |  hits: 91  |  expires: Never
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  1. Dihydrogenmonoxide Advert
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  3. Start two male adults drinking beer and laughing while grilling in the garden.
  4. "Fwuffy fin nummies!"
  5. "Fwuffy biggest tummey owies!"
  6. "Is bestest smawty!"
  7. -Cheers & rejoicing-
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  9. Bro1: "Aww shit bro, fluffies and im all out of FluffycideTM. Shits to expensive."
  10. Bro2: "FluffycideTM? Man, just use the original, Dihydrogenmonoxide! Its just as effective and still pet and human safe. Hell, it even helps your grass and plants if you miss the fluffy.
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  12. Show bro2 spraying the fluffies with the garden hose while announcer talks about the benefits of Dihydrogenmonoxide. Show bottle of Dihydrogenmonoxide in forground. End with bros high fiving each holding a bottle in the other hand and the dead fluffies in the back ground.
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  14. Bros: "Diyhydrogenmonoxide, fuck yeah!"  (Fuck will be beeped out)
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