- >day shukuku in equestria
- >Be anonymous, human resident of earth.
- >whoops, you tripped on a rock and fell though a magical portal and now you're a resident of equestria.
- >Land on a weird chimera thing.
- >little goblin things sing in some forign language and guide you to a green brick road.
- >"FTAGN CTHULU IA IA IA"
- > follow road because those buggers keep eyeing you in creepy ways
- >feel thirsty
- >Wish you'd brought a drink with you
- >Tay Zonday falls from the sky and lands head first in the ground before exploding into confetti.
- >meet sexy wolf
- >yiff it
- >find an abandoned cabin and decide to rest there for a while
- >pull a splinter out of your cock.
- >something is at the door!
- ""Who's there?"
- >look through window and see a giant mosquito
- >decide to let it in
- >"Hey man can i crash here for a while? I just got evicted from my old castle"
- "sure why not"
- >smooth thinking anon, it'll be eating out of your hand in no time.
- >"also we're out of doritos, could you grab some more next time you're at the supermarket?"
- >NO DORITOS!?
- "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!"
- >Race off to find a supermarket, heading towards that farm in the distance
- >see tiny horses kicking the trees and try to avoid them, they are probably rabid
- >find a town but find they only have a tiny corner shop
- >rush into it in search of cheesy mana
- "DOOOOOORRRRRRIIIITOOOOOOSSSSS!"
- >a bunch of brightly colourd horses burst through the door and start singing about cheesy fingers, neckbeards, and snackfoods.
- >clap politely at their preformance and return to your holy quest.
- "DOOOORRRRIIIITOOOOOOSSSS!"
- >A pink pony covered in confetti hands you a bag of doritos and screams loudly at you.
- >"MEXICANA SALSACANA EL ESPANIOL!"
- >you have no idea what it's saying, but you take the bag and back away from the pink horse
- >trip over a yellow horse and hear a cracking sound
- > get back up and ignore the ponies milling around where you fell
- >head back to your new house, thinking of how to seduce that sexy mosquito
- >turns out the mosquito is totally into you
- >yiff it
- >a pack of tiny wolves comes in dragging your dead wolf waifu
- "NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
- >yiff your new waifu again in greif
- >new waifu turns into your old waifu
- >live happily ever after
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