Title: german erotica between german mens Author: waterapple Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/4dtAEnJt First Edit: Wednesday 18th of January 2017 09:21:45 PM CDT Last Edit: Wednesday 18th of January 2017 09:21:45 PM CDT german erotica between german mens >"Would you like to playing with my trains" "Ja." >You reach out to hans' hard round dial >You tenderly turn it clockwise >The replica train begins to move along the track >"Do you like it?" "Ja. >The train enters a tunnel in the landscape of the train set >"Oh this feels so good, oil me adolf" >You open the bottle of machine oil and pour some onto a cloth >It feels slick and smooth on your skin as it soaks through >Hans moans in satisfaction as you oil his moustache >The train exits the other end of the tunnel >You slow it down and bring it to a stop at a station >You and hans intently wait for the imaginary passengers to get on and after a precise two minutes, you bring the train back up to speed This is how German porn works.