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Vutang in Equestria

By: waterapple on Sep 29th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.21 KB  |  hits: 42  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day Vutang in Equestria
  2. >Get out of our bed, a lovely thing made out of fillies you seduced from the local school.
  3. >Go into your bathroom and open your cabinet, temporarily releasing a blue pony from her sensory deprivation.
  4. > She obediently brushes your teeth for you, using a mixture of her assorted bodily wastes as a toothpaste and a severed lock of her mane as a brush.
  5. >Feel a pressure inside yourself
  6. >Open your toiletponies mouth and do your business, giggling as its tongue tickles your no-no places
  7. >go and shower, using your marejuice scented shampoo to keep your hair luscious and silky soft
  8. >Put on some pony-leather underwear and go get a breakfast leftover dragon dick casserole
  9. >spill some on your nipple piercing, let your nullified zebra maid lick it off because you're feeling generous.
  10. >put on your skin tight latex suit and go out to feed your stable
  11. >open the crotchhole in your suit and start feeding the first pony, idly thinking of new things to write, deciding that repeated gender reassignment surgery sounds like it would make for a good story
  12. >whistle for your paraplegic dwarf satyr secretary to begin wrtiting down your next masterpiece
  13. "Greaterthan day one hundred and sixty in Equestria..."
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