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Silver tongue quickie

By: waterapple on Oct 15th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.84 KB  |  hits: 35  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Be anon, the worldfamous super detective.
  2. >Be working a new case, finding Big Macs silver tongue sex toy that he'd lost.
  3. >not glamourous but he's paying well so you're just letting the weirdness slide.
  4. >Ask him where he last remembered having it
  5. >"Ah think ah was at twahlahghts place"
  6. >Go visit twilight sparkle, the town autist. She's probably stolen it thinking it wanted to be her friend.
  7. >No-one'd be her friend, not unless someone was paying them like those mares she hangs out with are.
  8. >You wonder if it'd be worth trying to get the princess to pay you to pretend to be her friend but shrug it off, best not to get mixed up with that sort of crazy.
  9. >Sneak into her library and look around, it's probably in the bedroom.
  10. >Here's her bed, now where would she put it?
  11. >Oh there it is, she left it on the dresser.
  12. "Case closed, Mac."
  13. >"Eyup"
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