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Rainbow dash learns to circlejerk Pt.2

By: waterapple on Mar 1st, 2014  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.76 KB  |  hits: 63  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Still day circlejerk in Equestria
  2. >The mob of bros has reached the Ponyville hospital
  3. >"FUTA" Chanted Mr Cake
  4. "FUTA"
  5. >The group barged in to the emergency derpatment, somehow managing to accidentally knock over all the others waiting for lesser ailments, such as partial decapitation, leprosy, and pony-AIDS
  6. >"What's all this fuss" Asked nurse Whatshername
  7. "Our friend has a serious case of dicklessness"
  8. >The group thrust Rainbow dash's stanky crotch into the nurses face to show her the problem
  9. >"..." Fainted nurse Whatshername
  10. >"WE NEED A NEW NURSE!" Bellowed Doctor McPedo
  11. >"I'm a nurse" Said nurse Redheart
  12. "MAKE HER A FUTA!"
  13. >"FUTA!" The group of bros chanted
  14. >Nurse Redheart wheeled out a gurney
  15. >"Put her here and we'll see what we can do" Said Nurse Redheart
  16. >The group promply dropped Rainbow Dash onto the gurney
  17. "HURRY UP WOMAN, WE'VE GOT A STORY TO FINISH"
  18. >The medical ponies wheeled the gurney into the operating theater and hefted dash onto the operating table
  19. >"Doctor Tinker to the ER" droned the PA system
  20. >Anon took on worried expression upon hearing this
  21. "We owe dash better than to let that butcher at ger bits, He's screwed up every operation he's perfomed!"
  22. "Nurse! Prep her for surgery, I'll go find a cock"
  23. >"Fucking humans..." Grumbled the nurse
  24. >Anon raced through the hospital with a bobbit like furor, purloining every penis in the place.
  25. >He took old dicks, young dicks, large dicks, and small dicks.
  26. >Anon scissored every schlong, trusting the nursing staff to suture where he had sliced.
  27. >Anon returned to the operating room pushing a cart carrying cocks, kicking his least favorite doctor in the crotch to get him out of the way.
  28. "Nurse, we need 20 CCs of Futazine"
  29. >"Twenty CCs of futazine" Repeated the nurse as she passed Anon a syringe
  30. "Duct tape"
  31. >"Roll of duct tape" Droned the nurse
  32. "Cyanoacrylate"
  33. >"Cyanoacrylate" Said nurse redheart as she handed Anon the superglue
  34. >Anon worked with a holy determination, grafting dick upon cock upon dong upon schlong to his dickless bro
  35. "We forgot the anesthetic!"
  36. >"Oh shit!" Said a worried doctor pony whose name is unimportant
  37. "ANESTHETIC!"
  38. >"ANESTHETIC!" Shouted Nurse redheart, now sporting a hankerchief on her head
  39. >"BONG" went the bottle of laughing gas as Anon bashed rainbow into unconsiousness
  40. >"BOO!" Said the reader, annoyed at seeing the hated trope of knocking someone out being inconsequential
  41. >"Good thing we're in a hospital" Lampshaded Dr Unimportant
  42. "Good thing indeed, Head trauma is a serious matter"
  43. >"GLOOOING" Went the cylender of gas as Anon gave rainbow a second whack for good measure
  44. "Okay, I think that's everything done."
  45. >The nurses wheeled Rainbow out of the operating room to recover as the group of bros looked on in awe at rainbow dashes new plethora of penises
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