Don't like ads? PRO users don't see any ads ;-)
Public Pastes
Guest

RP LOG Pizza pony

By: waterapple on May 13th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 11.11 KB  |  hits: 34  |  expires: Never
download  |  raw  |  embed  |  report abuse  |  print
Text below is selected. Please press Ctrl+C to copy to your clipboard. (⌘+C on Mac)
  1. May 07 18:04:01 <metempsicosis> >order pizza
  2. May 07 18:04:14 <metempsicosis> >you are hungry as fuck
  3. May 07 18:04:21 <metempsicosis> >open the box
  4. May 07 18:04:57 <metempsicosis> >find Pizza Pony smiling and looking at you.
  5. May 07 18:05:04 <metempsicosis> Wat do?
  6. May 07 18:06:41 <Schweppes>     Don't tip delivery man. End up on bad tippers list. Laugh as I stand atop my throne of 50c coins.
  7. May 07 18:08:52 <metempsicosis> As you reach your hand to pick the pony up, it nuzzles your hand.
  8. May 07 18:09:55 <Schweppes>     Did I say I touched the pizza? I only order them so I can NOT TIP. In fact I have a second throne of rotting pizzas behind the gleaming silver one of coins.
  9. May 07 18:10:30 <metempsicosis> lol
  10. May 07 18:10:54 <Schweppes>     ...I think that'd be the best supervillain plan ever
  11. May 07 18:13:20 <metempsicosis> Hahaha
  12. May 07 18:18:18 <Schweppes>     sorry for ruining that scenario lol
  13. May 07 18:20:38 <metempsicosis> Ok, really, wat do?
  14. May 07 18:24:42 <Schweppes>     Freak out, for one.
  15. May 07 18:26:12 <metempsicosis> (Drop the box?)
  16. May 07 18:26:24 <Schweppes>     Yeah
  17. May 07 18:28:40 <metempsicosis> The box falls on the ground and you hear a squeaky "Ouch!"
  18. May 07 18:31:49 <Schweppes>     Try to determine whether it's hostile or not as I stand about 2m back from it
  19. May 07 18:32:41 <metempsicosis2>        It stands up on his crusty hooves and looks at you. "Hi!"
  20. May 07 18:34:27 <Schweppes>     Threaten it with plastic fork
  21. May 07 18:35:10 <metempsicosis2>        It cowers and starts sobbing. "Please, don't hurt me!"
  22. May 07 18:38:10 <Schweppes>     Feel bad, drop fork, try to apologise. (even if the only picture I get of this in my head is one akin to a rapist for some reason)
  23. May 07 18:44:05 <metempsicosis2>        The small Pizza Pony slowly stops sobbing and looks at you again, a small oily tear dripping down its cheek. "Apologize accepted."  It tries to get out of the box.
  24. May 07 18:47:00 <Schweppes>     Help it out, but not before rolling an entire roll of napkins in front of where it walks so it doesn't stain the carpet.
  25. May 07 18:49:15 <metempsicosis2>        After you help it out, it nuzzles your hand and thanks you. It then starts walking on the napkins, trying to keep its balance.
  26. May 07 18:52:58 <Schweppes>     Wipe hand of grease. Ask what it's doing here.
  27. May 07 18:55:47 <metempsicosis2>        It scratches its mozzarella mane. "I don't know. All I remember is that someone big like you put me in that box and then here I am."
  28. May 07 18:59:40 <Schweppes>     Call up pizza place. Ask if it wants something to eat.
  29. May 07 19:02:13 <metempsicosis2>        They have no idea what are you talking about and hang up the phone. The food pony keeps staring at you in the meanwhile.
  30. May 07 19:02:16 <metempsicosis2>        (You are still very hungry.)
  31. May 07 19:05:03 <Ctrl-S>        Make some sandwiches for myself and the pizza pony
  32. May 07 19:07:32 <metempsicosis2>        The pizza pony looks curiously as you make the sandwiches. "Are you making me new friends?"
  33. May 07 19:08:29 <Ctrl-S>        "I though i was making food for us"
  34. May 07 19:10:51 <metempsicosis2>        It stares at you in horror. "You mean you want to eat them?"
  35. May 07 19:14:23 <Schweppes>     "Well, not if you don't want to." Then do snarf down your sandwich in front of it
  36. May 07 19:14:41 <Ctrl-S>        "I did, but now i'm not so sure. The way you're acting is like they were alive or something As far as i'm aware it's just an inanimate object i'm making"
  37. May 07 19:16:58 <metempsicosis2>        (Well, now?"
  38. May 07 19:17:26 <Schweppes>     ?
  39. May 07 19:17:46 <metempsicosis2>        (There are two different choices)
  40. May 07 19:18:17 <metempsicosis2>        (Do I answer reply to both or just one?)
  41. May 07 19:18:25 <metempsicosis2>        *Do I reply
  42. May 07 19:19:31 <Ctrl-S>        There are now two humans and two pizza ponies in the room
  43. May 07 19:20:20 <metempsicosis2>        (Ok, I reply twice. They're two different stories)
  44.  
  45. May 07 19:21:35 <Schweppes>     met is actually a 5th dimensional being and one of his lines is the result in one timeline, the other in the other
  46. May 07 19:23:16 <metempsicosis2>        @Schweppes It screams in horror. "You are a monster!" It runs and hides behind the microwave in fear.
  47. May 07 19:25:40 <metempsicosis2>        @Ctrl-S It starts talking, a bit melancholic. "You see, before I was alive I was just like them. In my eyes they are just like me, even if they are not alive."
  48. May 07 19:28:38 <Ctrl-S>        "So it's just an inanimate object, but me eating it makes you uncomfortable? It isn't aware and just unable to speak or some scary stuff like that? I guess I can make something else to eat"
  49. May 07 19:31:20 <Schweppes>     and oh boy I'm on the bad end route aren't I. Might as well play it for all its worth then.
  50. May 07 19:32:17 <Schweppes>     @met: "Yes I am! A very HUNGRY monster!" Then pull on the microwave a bit, pretending as if it's hard to move away.
  51. May 07 19:36:50 <metempsicosis2>        @Ctrl-S "No, they are just inanimate objects, but the sole thought makes me sick. I'd really appreciate if you did that." It looks at you with puppy eyes.
  52. May 07 19:39:45 <metempsicosis2>        @Schweppes It keeps screaming and tries to hide itself better.
  53. May 07 19:41:13 <Ctrl-S>        "Okay then, it's good to know that i havent been commiting atrocoties by accident. Let's see what i have that you don't mind me eating around you. Also, here are some plastic bags for you to use as shoes so you don't ruin my floor." I Give the pony some thick bin liners and some tape before showing the pony what foods i have.
  54. May 07 19:42:33 <Schweppes>     @met: Deploy evil laugh before pulling it away completely. Try to look scary as I can.
  55. May 07 19:45:29 <Schweppes>     oh and mete here's running a quest of sorts
  56. May 07 19:45:41 <Ctrl-S>        So far it looks like i'm winning
  57. May 07 19:46:20 <Schweppes>     you can't win a visual novel
  58. May 07 19:46:41 <Ctrl-S>        I can reach the good end, just ike winning a video game
  59. May 07 19:47:28 <metempsicosis2>        @Ctrl-S It wears the tiny plastic shoes and starts looking at the food proposed by you. It ponders a bit and then points an apple and a bottle of oil. "I want those."
  60. May 07 19:50:18 <metempsicosis> @Schweppes The small pizza pony looks around for an escape route, but it's trapped between the microwave and the kitchen's wall. It cowers and starts crying. "Please, don't eat me!"
  61. May 07 19:50:52 <Ctrl-S>        "Sure, go ahead and have those" I say as i get myself some food. "So are you staying here? Do i need to put down a tarp on the couch for you to sleep on?"
  62. May 07 19:51:31 <Schweppes>     Lick my lips and try to make a slurping noise as loud as I can. Then boop it on the nose and go do whatever I was doing before the incident.
  63. May 07 19:55:03 <metempsicosis> @Ctrl-S It starts munching the apple. "I have nowhere to go and you bought me, so yes, I'm staying here. I mean... if that's okay with you."
  64. May 07 19:56:15 <Ctrl-S>        "I guess you can stay as long as you try not to ruin my stuff with your pizza grease."
  65. May 07 19:58:10 <metempsicosis> @Schweppes As soon as you boop its nose, it lets out a scream. For a while it doesn't even notice you are not going to harm it.
  66. May 07 20:00:09 <metempsicosis> (Small pizza ponies, Neo. Don't ask.)
  67. May 07 20:02:13 <metempsicosis> @Ctrl-S It smiles. "I will try my best not to stain anything. Thank you."
  68. May 07 20:02:45 <Ctrl-S>        >GOOD END STATUS: ACHEIVED
  69. May 07 20:20:00 <Schweppes>     @met: Ignore it for now. Go play videogames or something with now full belly.
  70. May 07 20:33:58 <metempsicosis> @Schweppes It slowly moves away its hooves, still traumatized, and sees you are there no more. Moving slowly, it tries to understand if it's a sadistic trap.
  71. May 07 20:39:42 <Schweppes>     Continue enjoying video games. If it comes out of the kitchen remind it to avoid the carpet.
  72. May 07 20:42:23 <metempsicosis> Trembling, it notices the enormous distance from the floor and backs from the edge. It starts calling for help.
  73. May 07 20:45:12 <Schweppes>     Sigh. Drop controller and walk into kitchen. "Still here?"
  74. May 07 20:46:59 <metempsicosis> It cowers a bit seeing you walk into the kitchen. "I-I'm sorry, I can't get d-down alone."
  75.  
  76. May 07 20:54:49 <metempsicosis> (Let's move to the RP)
  77.  
  78.  
  79. May 07 20:57:46 <metempsicosis> It whimpers. "I-I am afraid, but I c-can't do anything else. Either I trust you or I stay here."
  80. May 07 21:01:54 <Schweppes>     Sigh, then approach the quivering pony with an outstretched hand. "Well?"
  81. May 07 21:06:45 <metempsicosis> The trembing pony esitates for a moment and then climbs on the hand and clings to the thumb. "Please, p-put me down.
  82. May 07 21:09:41 <Schweppes>     Bring it down to the floor. "Now that wasn't so bad, was it?"
  83. May 07 21:13:21 <metempsicosis> Its hooves thump on the ground as it jumps down from the giant hands. "N-no, it wasn't." It looks at you with sad eyes. "Why did you scare me like that?"
  84. May 07 21:21:18 <Schweppes>     Laugh. "Eh, for fun? You going to run off now?"
  85. May 07 21:23:45 <metempsicosis> It looks around itself and the huge room. "Run where? I don't have a place to go."
  86. May 07 21:31:08 <Schweppes>     "Oh I don't know...away? Want me to get the door?"
  87. May 07 21:35:50 <metempsicosis> "But the outside is dangerous for a pony small like me... And you bought me... Can I stay here with you?" It looks at him and does the puppy eyes.
  88. May 07 21:45:18 <Schweppes>     Raise an eyebrow: "And guess what I bought you for?" Look it in the eye with a serious expression. "Well of course you can stay here, but will you? Even after seeing what atrocities go on here?"
  89. May 07 21:50:05 <metempsicosis> It thinks again to what happened before and cringes. "Have I got any other choice? I could be eaten the moment I get out of here."
  90. May 07 21:54:45 <Schweppes>     Smile "Well then, make yourself at home!" Pat its head. "Want anything to eat?"
  91. May 07 21:58:58 <Schweppes>     (well that makes a good ending i think)
  92. May 07 21:59:32 <metempsicosis> It cringes again. "Anything that is not bread will do."
  93. May 07 22:02:10 <metempsicosis> (Indeed)
  94. May 07 22:02:27 <metempsicosis> (Even if you traumatized it)
  95. May 07 22:03:49 <Schweppes>     (ahahaha. well i wanted something different from the standard "oh no meat is animals and animals are people too" thing)
  96. May 07 22:06:41 <Schweppes>     (with food pones though that seems to be the only route that you could follow apart from the "EAT ME NAO" stuff)
  97. May 07 22:07:19 <Schweppes>     (then you start to question whether a relationship between two vorarephiles will ever work out)
  98. May 07 22:08:00 <metempsicosis> (That would be a problem indeed)
  99. May 07 22:08:49 <metempsicosis> (But if it happened to me, I'd have probably behaved like Ctrl-S)
  100. May 07 22:08:50 <Schweppes>     (are you gonna be saving this log?)
  101. May 07 22:09:08 <metempsicosis> (It's already saved.)
  102. May 07 22:09:10 <Schweppes>     (ahaha, in real life I'd have too. just experimenting with characters)
  103. May 07 22:10:13 <metempsicosis> (I mean, it's made of food, but it's still a living and sentient being)
  104. May 07 22:13:10 <Schweppes>     (well yeah. i was just trying for a weird version of "taming of the shrew." seeing what can happen if we reject the cuteness of the situation.)
  105. May 07 22:13:54 <Schweppes>     (besides I'm sure those who are into domination might get a kick out of this. was aiming more for an interesting story than a simulation)
  106. May 07 22:16:57 <metempsicosis> (Then, if you aimed to domination, you have been too soft)
  107. May 07 22:32:01 <Schweppes>     (oh pfft. i can't be that mean.)
create a new version of this paste RAW Paste Data