- >Day autodetonation in Equestria
- >Be Anon, a result of a drunk mans scientific prowess.
- >You are no longer in your comfortable terrerium.
- >Looking around, you see that you are outside.
- >Eveything is so big! There is so much space!
- >A big yellow thing is coming along a path, carrying a small white thing.
- >You walk up to it to have a closer look, you've never seen something like this before!
- >It sees you and starts talking "Oh hello, what a cute little turtle you are."
- "Hello!"
- >You walk closer to the yellow thing, it smells like food!
- >"I've never met a turtle that could talk before. Would you like to come home with me?"
- >The yellow thing picks you up, inadvertantly pressing the large round button on the top of your shell.
- >You detonate in a firey explosion, obliterating the everything nearby.
- >All that is left is a burnt crater and some unidentifiable pieces of charred flesh.
- >Today was a fun day.
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MineTurtle in Equestria
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