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Dash learns to circlejerk

By: waterapple on Feb 28th, 2014  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.35 KB  |  hits: 53  |  expires: Never
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  1. >>16543183
  2. >Day circlejerk in Equestria
  3. >Anon is in the gay bathouse with his bros
  4. >"Hey guys, isn't today the 23rd?" queried Big Macintosh
  5. >"Yup"
  6. "How could we have forgotten‽"
  7. >"Dude, we've totally gotta do it" said Rainbow
  8. >"But you're not even a guy, Dash. How would it even work?"
  9. >"We'll improvise." Replied Rainbow
  10. "Okay, but don't say I ddiddn't warn you"
  11. >The group sits around the magic tv-globe and put some porn on to set the mood
  12. >All the guys, having done this before, have a practiced grace as they fondle their neighbour's junk
  13. >Except those next to dash, who are presented with a dillema
  14. >Just how do you jerk off a mare?
  15. >"Come on, I want to join in" Said Dash
  16. >Big macintosh tried to find something to tug on insode the mysterious folds of their girlbro, but could only find a tiny nub
  17. >Trying to gently pull it out, in the impression that it was some kind of mare-penis, Big Mac found it firmly anchored in place
  18. >"Ow, be careful!" shrieked Rainbow Dash
  19. >Anon, being the wisest of the group, came up with a plan to solve this problem
  20. "TO THE HOSPITAL! WE'LL MAKE HER A FUTA!"
  21. >"FOO TAH" Chanted Soarin'
  22. >"FUU TER" Chanted Big Mac
  23. >"FUTA" They all chanted, excited to have a solution
  24. >With that, they all carried rainbow above them to the Ponyville hospital, dicks flapping around, to help their friend learn the magic of circlejerking.
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