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Anon reaches high objects

By: waterapple on Sep 29th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.76 KB  |  hits: 45  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day very large in equestria.
  2. >You are anonymous, the largest creature in canterlot, a town designed, built, and inhabited by midget horses.
  3. >This has turned out to be while annoying, surprisingly profitable.
  4. >Somehow things keep finding their way to high shelves, and it falls upon you, the mighty hero anonymous, vanquisher of the dreaded stepladder, reacher of objects.
  5. >Yeah yeah it might not sound so great to you but appaently ponies really like being able to reach high objects.
  6. >"Anon, could you please get the sugar down for us?"
  7. "Sure why not."
  8. >They like it so much you practically own half the city by now, they'll pay anything you ask.
  9. >reach up to get the sugar for that white wavy haired pony
  10. >pony swoons at your awesome tallness.
  11. "Here you go"
  12. >"My hero!"