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AIE Stanley parable thing

By: waterapple on Oct 29th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.08 KB  |  hits: 32  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day EMOTIONS in Equestria
  2. >Anon was a human who lived in Ponyville and worked in the basement of the town library.
  3. >His job was to push buttons on a keyboard on his desk all day long.
  4. >The buttons he was to press were provided to him through a dragon sitting in front of him that belched out letters listing what button to press and for how long.
  5. >Many would consider this to be mind numbingly boring but Anon found it to be a very fulfilling and satisfying occupation, almost as if he was made for this.
  6. >One day anon was sitting at his desk but the dragon hadn't produced any letters for well over an hour!
  7. >Anon tried unclogging the dragon with the toilet brush but he couldn't find any blockages inside it.
  8. >Anon decided to go upstairs to the library to see if any of the ponies that lived in the town above knew what was going on.
  9. >Anon opened his office door and went to the staircase leading upstairs.
  10. >Anon Looked around at all of twilights old junk, in no way advancing the plot or doing anything useful.
  11. >Anon climbed the staircase and opened the door to the library but no-one was there.
  12. >His boss had never left the library in all of his time working there, preffering to talk her friends into doing anything outside the library for her.
  13. >If whatever was happening was important enough for Anons boss to go outside it must be truly important.
  14. >Anon Left the library and headed off to the town hall, the notice board might hold some sort of clue about what was going on.
  15. >Anon went into the broom cupboard and saw that there was nothing interesting inside and went outside.
  16. >Anon was utterly fascinated by the meaningless contents of the cupboard, staring at them like an idiot before leaving the broom cupboard.
  17. >Anon knew full well that this was not what he should be doing and his boss would be mad at him for wasting time.
  18. >The narrator had put a lot of effort into making this story for Anon but he was too interested in this cupboard to even try it.
  19. >Anon was clearly not interested in stories of any kind so the narrator stopped telling it, it was such a shame because it was a very good story.
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