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AIE Philomena porn

By: waterapple on Dec 18th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.71 KB  |  hits: 27  |  expires: Never
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  1. >>15170330
  2. >Be Anon, the new assistant for Fluttershy.
  3. >Bird horse wants you to look after the princesses bird.
  4. >Fuck that, Flutterpony has been jewing you on your salary.
  5. >Wait a moment, that's not such a bad idea. You've been having a bit of a dry spell ever since you arrived, apparently ponies all have a childish "Sex is yucky" thing going on.
  6. >Open birds cage and grab the red avian.
  7. >Try to imagine it's Kazooie
  8. >Unzip pants and get out dick
  9. >You start to give the bird a good thorough rogering.
  10. >The bird is sqwarking horribly so you slap it around a bit, that seems to shut it up.
  11. >You can feel yourself getting close.
  12. "YUH-HUH"
  13. >Lie there in orgasmic bliss, petting the red bird.
  14. >Today was a rare day.
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