- >Day T-1 in equestria
- >Be Anon kerman, crash landed on a (luckily habitable) planet after finding that someone forgot to fix the rockets staging.
- >The creatures that inhabit this region of the planet are very helpful, having provided you with materials for a rocket home.
- ".ahcram ne aviserger atneuc azneimoC .sotelpmoc selanif senoicaborpmoC"
- >"Roger Anon, launch in T minus ten minutes"
- >That autistic pony is too slow, Ten whole minutes before you feel that thrill of accelerating into space?
- >Screw waiting, you're pushing the big red button NOW
- ".otneimaznal odnaicini ,ovitagen lortnoc ed nóisim aL"
- >You push the throttle to maximum and slam your gloved fist down on the big red button.
- >"BYE ANON! DON'T FORGET TO WRITE!"
- >You're at 5 kilometers altitude now, the spaceport is hard to spot now.
- >The first stage has depleted its fuel so you flick the switch to decouple it.
- >Hopefully it won't land on any of the natives. Oh well, it's worth squasing a few houses for SPACE TRAVEL.
- ".latibro nóicresni al ed ritrap A .sortemolik zeid eel ortemítlA"
- >"Rojer that Anon, angle down 12 degrees"
- >You're starting to leave the atmosphere, you jettison the second stage and prepare to circularise your orbit.
- >You think about how much this mission will advance kerbal science as you finally leave this strange planet.
- >[SIGNAL LOST]
- >Down at mission control a grey pegasus looks down at the wrecked communications dish in confusion while Twilight scrambles to figure out what happened.
- >Today was a anon _IN EQUESTRIA_ day
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AIE Kerbal Anon leaves Equestria
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