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AIE Haikus

By: waterapple on Oct 1st, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.28 KB  |  hits: 43  |  expires: Never
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  1. We don't have enough greentext.
  2.  
  3. >Anon in horse-land
  4. >Leaves fall, haiku is written
  5. >This story is done
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  10. >>13826464 (You)
  11. >Greentext is lacking
  12. >Wind blows, writers are absent
  13. >We mourn a dead thread
  14.  
  15. >My little pony
  16. >I want to cum inside dash
  17. >Friendship is magic
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  20. >>13826551 (You)
  21. >Writers make stories
  22. >Paper flies off the table
  23. >God we're autistic
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  27. >>13826638
  28. >He wants italics
  29. >Slanted words, breeze rustles by
  30. >Can not use those here
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  33. >>13826840
  34. >A depressed writer
  35. >Whines about not being any good
  36. >Is okay writer
  37.  
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  39. >Haiku writer here
  40. >Bringing you more of this crap
  41. >Should I use a name?
  42.  
  43. >Vhatug is a perv
  44. >Seasons pass, fetishes grow
  45. >Squash soup everywhere
  46.  
  47. >Shukaku is fur
  48. >Wants to fuck a timberwolf
  49. >Sadly is not real
  50.  
  51. >Illuminati
  52. >Aether, Nether, Gatorbait
  53. >Just Skype ERP
  54.  
  55. >This haiku faggot
  56. >Insults good writers, leaves fall
  57. >Getting on my tits
  58.  
  59. >Haikus are easy
  60. >Seasonal thing in middle
  61. >Requires no talent
  62.  
  63. >Five syllables here
  64. >Now seven on second line
  65. >Last has only five
  66.  
  67. >Vhatug is british
  68. >Wants to eat some horse burgers
  69. >Does he have bad teeth?
  70.  
  71. >Gadget loves Trixie
  72. >Obsesses over waifu
  73. >Pls go to bed Seth
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  78. >>13838853
  79. >I liked this story
  80. >Please keep writing more of this
  81. >Don't hold out on us.