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AIE Demo

By: waterapple on Dec 14th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 3.14 KB  |  hits: 45  |  expires: Never
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  1. C1
  2. >Day 8 in Equestria
  3. >You are Anon, a human who has recently arrived in a strange land called equestria.
  4. >The natives are brightly coloured ponies who seem to have magical powers.
  5. >To help you get used to your new surroundings these ponies have put together a demonstration of what you can expect from this land.
  6. >Their leaders sit in front of you on comfortable looking chairs and motion for you to take a seat.
  7. >The white one speaks in a calming voice "Ah, hello! Welcome to our demonstration of equestria. In just a moment we will show you the wonderful this country has to offer.
  8. >Before you can reply the blue one adds "Just feel the anticipation, isn't it exhilerating? In fact, lets wait a little longer to properly savor it. About thirty minutes should be enough..."
  9.  
  10. C2 (30 mins later) 9:45
  11. >Thirty minutes later, you feel a little sore from just standing in one place, but the thrill of anticipation was indeed worth it.
  12. >The white one begins speaking again " Why don't we take you on a little tour of the castle and show you just what you can expect from Equestria."
  13. >They lead you to a dining hall with food all along a long table "Feel free to try the delightful cooking of our ponies"
  14. >You take a donut from the table and eat it, recieving an odd look from the princesses.
  15. >They continue the tour and you see a opulent library, a well tended garden, a disco, and a stadium where flying ponies are performing.
  16. >"Now that we have shown you what equestria has to offer, why not try staying for a while?"
  17. >"It is getting late, We should raise the moon now."
  18. >They take you up a high tower and you come to a pedistal with a button on it.
  19. >"Wouldst you like to try raising the moon, Anon? Press the button and begin the night."
  20. >You step up to the pedistal and press the big red button on top of it.
  21.  
  22. C3
  23. >EIGHT
  24.  
  25. c4
  26. >What was that?
  27. >you look questioningly at the ponies, that wasn't the moon!
  28. >"This is not what is supposed to happen! Try pressing my button again."
  29. >You push the button again, this time faster and harder, may as well give it a go.
  30.  
  31.  
  32. C4
  33. >EIGHT
  34.  
  35. C5:
  36. >You stare at the blue pony who is looking very nervous now
  37. >"This isn't my moon button at all! This is just a button that makes says eight when you press it!"
  38. >The blue princess continues to lament her missing button as the white one leads you onwards to continue the tour.
  39. >"Let's continue onwards, Anon, I think Luna needs some time to sort herself out."
  40. >The white pony takes you down the tower and outside "How about I introduce you to some of my ponies?"
  41. >The castle doors glow and swing open, leading to a poorly maintained fense with a sign saying "GRIFIN LAND"
  42. >The white pony looks confused and mutters "This isn't what's supposed to happen. Everything's going all wrong."
  43. >A strange birdlike thing across the fence calls out and asks you if you want to join them at their barbaque.
  44. >You accept and follow it off along a dirt path from the castle to their small party where one of them gives you a beer and starts cooking you a burger.
  45. >You relax with the bird things and watch the blue princess freak out at the giant red glowing number eight floating above the tower you just came from.