- C1
- >Day 8 in Equestria
- >You are Anon, a human who has recently arrived in a strange land called equestria.
- >The natives are brightly coloured ponies who seem to have magical powers.
- >To help you get used to your new surroundings these ponies have put together a demonstration of what you can expect from this land.
- >Their leaders sit in front of you on comfortable looking chairs and motion for you to take a seat.
- >The white one speaks in a calming voice "Ah, hello! Welcome to our demonstration of equestria. In just a moment we will show you the wonderful this country has to offer.
- >Before you can reply the blue one adds "Just feel the anticipation, isn't it exhilerating? In fact, lets wait a little longer to properly savor it. About thirty minutes should be enough..."
- C2 (30 mins later) 9:45
- >Thirty minutes later, you feel a little sore from just standing in one place, but the thrill of anticipation was indeed worth it.
- >The white one begins speaking again " Why don't we take you on a little tour of the castle and show you just what you can expect from Equestria."
- >They lead you to a dining hall with food all along a long table "Feel free to try the delightful cooking of our ponies"
- >You take a donut from the table and eat it, recieving an odd look from the princesses.
- >They continue the tour and you see a opulent library, a well tended garden, a disco, and a stadium where flying ponies are performing.
- >"Now that we have shown you what equestria has to offer, why not try staying for a while?"
- >"It is getting late, We should raise the moon now."
- >They take you up a high tower and you come to a pedistal with a button on it.
- >"Wouldst you like to try raising the moon, Anon? Press the button and begin the night."
- >You step up to the pedistal and press the big red button on top of it.
- C3
- >EIGHT
- c4
- >What was that?
- >you look questioningly at the ponies, that wasn't the moon!
- >"This is not what is supposed to happen! Try pressing my button again."
- >You push the button again, this time faster and harder, may as well give it a go.
- C4
- >EIGHT
- C5:
- >You stare at the blue pony who is looking very nervous now
- >"This isn't my moon button at all! This is just a button that makes says eight when you press it!"
- >The blue princess continues to lament her missing button as the white one leads you onwards to continue the tour.
- >"Let's continue onwards, Anon, I think Luna needs some time to sort herself out."
- >The white pony takes you down the tower and outside "How about I introduce you to some of my ponies?"
- >The castle doors glow and swing open, leading to a poorly maintained fense with a sign saying "GRIFIN LAND"
- >The white pony looks confused and mutters "This isn't what's supposed to happen. Everything's going all wrong."
- >A strange birdlike thing across the fence calls out and asks you if you want to join them at their barbaque.
- >You accept and follow it off along a dirt path from the castle to their small party where one of them gives you a beer and starts cooking you a burger.
- >You relax with the bird things and watch the blue princess freak out at the giant red glowing number eight floating above the tower you just came from.