4chan AiE: The Scrumptious Dragon, part 2

>Seriously, how could you have not noticed how hungry you are earlier? Fucking idiot.

>Twilight looks tense from your comment

"Geez, it was just a joke!"

>It wasn't, but you'll hold back for now, maybe something more tasty will com along.

"Anyways... what do you guys eat around here?"

>"I have muffins!" says Derpy

'meh, I'm sure there's something better, like that fucking baby dragon'

>"Um, let's see. We could go to Sugarcube corner and get some desert-food. Cupcakes, cakes, and the sort. Would that be good?" says Twilight, still sounding a little uneasy from your comment earlier.

"I'm not really in the mood for something sweet. What about meat? Do you guys eat any kind of meat?"

>Your stomach rumbles

>Twilight was drawn aback. "My Celestia! Of course not! That's just plain... unethical!"

>"Ewww" Derpy slowly floated aways from you

"Oh, sorry... I... Things must be a lot different here than where I come from..." you trail off

>That dragon organizing the books is looking ever more appetizing

"Okay, um, what about fruits and vegetables and salads and stuff? Anything like that?"

 

>"Yeah, there's plenty of that. We could go to the market to eat?" says Twilight

"Let's"

>You're still craving meat like a zombie, but you resist the best you can. You don't wan to get hunted and possibly killed before you'll have a chance to leave

>Derpy apparently had to go fly to Canterlot to help with the Summer Sun Celebration. It seems to be kind of early. Either that, or there are relatively few ponies about because they are all helping prep the celebration in Canterlot.

>You and Twilight are walking towards the market. She asks you the same questions that most of the other fics go over when it comes to humans. I won't go into the details. However, you learn a little bit about the celebration, and that Twilight's the personal protégé of Princess Celestia

>You ask her why she isn't in Canterlot with Celestia helping with the preparations

 

>"It's a long story. I'd rather not talk about it"

>You both go to a sandwich joint. You sit down at a table and start reading the menu. All of the menu items are for horses. At least they have Applejuice and could probably make a Lettuce sandwich. You're also wondering what the heck hayfries are.

 

>"Uh, what would you, um, ponies like this fine morning?" asks a waiter pony. He seems thrown a little off by your appearance

>"I would like the flower sandwich, and how about a side of hayfries"

>"Alright. What about you, Mr..."

"Anonymous"

>"Right. What may I get you?"

"Could I get a sandwich with lettuce on it. Also, could I just get a small sample of hayfries? I honestly have no idea what they are"

>"Certainly. And what would you like to drink?"

>"I'll just have some water" says Twilight

>You look at the menu, and remember that sarsaparilla is the same thing as Root Beer. That sounds pretty good

"I'd like the sarsaparilla"

>"Of course. Is there anything else either of you want?"

>You and Twilight look at each other and nod

>"I think that will do it" says Twilight

>"Alright. I'll be back with your orders shortly"

>Your stomach grumble loudly, and you still heavily crave meat

>You think you probably won't be able to get any meat anywhere. That baby dragon pops into your mind again

>Twilight and you continue talking about you and your world, and you learn more about hers as well

>The waiter comes back, levitating a pan with a couple of sandwiches and some hayfries on it, as well as your drinks

>Mind=Blown. You just now realized that there are unicorns, and they truly are magical

>You mind somehow manages to come up with an erotic image a horn going into...

>Get your mind out of the gutter godammit! Fucking pervert.

>"Here you go!"

 

>The waiter levitates the food and drinks onto your table. Your mouth is open a little as he levitates items with extreme accuracy

>The hayfries actually smell pretty enticing. But still, you're pretty sure it's just deep-fried hay.

>You decide to try one. It's, but it tastes a little bland, like horse-food would probably taste. On the other hand, the sandwich looks good, but way too small to fill your black-hole of a stomach.

>You see Twilight eat. Something about it seems cute, like, overly cute. Apparently you have a cuteness fetish, because you also have a rock-hard boner

>You begin eating your small portion of food. Soon enough, both you and Twilight are finished, and head back to the library.

>You mindlessly look through the books, thinking about how you could possibly eat the dragon (Spike is what Twilight calls it) without getting caught. You're still hungry and craving meat

>You decide to ask Twilight about magic. Mainly, how levitation magic works

>"You know, I'm... not quite sure how it works. It just does. You kind of will something to move and it starts to move"

>You feel like this is bullshit, but you try levitating something anyways. You try moving a book

>It jolts

>"Woah! You... magic... how? You don't even have a horn!"

>You're just as confused as she is. You spend the next hour trying to move the book. You're now able to make it float in place, and also fly across the room. You have no precision control but you think of the possibilities

>With enough practice, you could probably open doors and windows from the opposite side, or pick locks without making noise.

>Spike shows up in your mind again. Your meat craving is back. You hope you can wait a few days until you hone your skills. Then, you will truly eat what you crave.