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- >year three in Equestria
- >since you found yourself in the strange land of technicolor talking pones you have been living in the castle at Canterlot
- >when you were first found in the Everfree Forest just outside Ponyville, it was a sensation nationwide
- >professors still come in every day to ask you questions about humanity, your history and culture
- >physicians from Canterlot University Hospital spent the first year poking and prodding you, doing the magical equivalent of X-rays and CAT scans, taking samples of blood, skin, and hair
- >your days are less painful now
- >you eat breakfast every morning with Princess Celestia, just the two of you, quietly eating and talking
- >you've become quite fond of one another
- >perhaps more than fond
- >some of the looks she gives you are hard to interpret
- >in the sense that they're very obviously flirtatious
- >but you aren't sure whether she's genuinely interested or just trying to set you up for one of the elaborate practical jokes she so loves
- >regardless, she is beautiful, even if nonhuman, and very intelligent and kind, with a quirky sense of humor that you love
- >besides, she is much closer to a human woman than anything you've seen yet
- >the ordinary ponies are cute, but they make you feel protective, not attracted
- >and you'd met female Griffins and Minotaurs
- >and quickly decided that those species were not for you
- >this morning the Princess seems to have something on her mind
- >which seems unlike your normally upbeat breakfast companion
- >"Anonymous, we're good friends, right?" she asks
- "Of course."
- >"Had you ever thought of, of," she swallows here, with a visible effort, "being more than friends?"
- >you give her a strange room
- >she blushes and continues gamely
- >"I mean, we're on good terms, and I know you must sometimes feel lonely, being the only one of your kind here. And I think we enjoy spending time together, and, and..."
- >she runs out of steam
- >silently you stand up
- >and walk around the table to where she's standing
- >you gently put your left hand on her withers, and your right on the back of her head, and kiss her gently on the lips
- >her eyes widen for a moment
- >then she closes them and leans into you, unfolding a wing to put it lightly around your back
- >she kisses you back hungrily
- >and shoves her tongue into your mouth
- >it's a freakishly big hoers tongue, too
- >this is... a bit awkward
- >you find that you are deep-throating her tongue after a few seconds
- >and you break off the kiss
- >and she looks at you with tears of joy in her eyes
- >and says the last thing you expected the centuries-old monarch of a nation of millions to say
- >her eyes pleading, in a tiny, soft, little-girl voice, she says, "Please be gentle with me."
- >"I've never done this before," she whispers.
- "I, uh. I would have thought..."
- >"None dares approach me, and few are ever comfortable enough to be themselves around me," she says.
- "But you haven't... ever, uh..."
- >"No. Even when I was a filly, all those centuries ago."
- "I don't know what to say. I'm very honored. I want this to be special for you."
- >and you kiss her again, guiding her this time, nibbling gently on her enormous prehensile hoers lips
- >she rather quickly gets the hang of it
- >you join her on the couch
- >and examine the Royal Girly Bits
- >she moans and squirms as you trace the exterior with your finger, the bright pink tip of the Royal Clitoris emerging for a moment then retracting
- >you slip a finger inside her, drawing a gasp from her, and just inside the entrance you find the Royal Hymen
- >she squirms and pants as you explore her, then, suddenly throws a foreleg over your shoulder and hugs you to her with bruising force
- >"Please don't stop, Anonymous, I--" and you feel her muscles clamp down upon your fingertip as she pushes her hips back and forth
- >she is coated in a sheen of sweat now, and kisses you gently again. "Now, please," she whispers
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- >you nod
- >quickly stripping off your pajama pants
- >you take up your position behind her and place the tip of your peanus against her marehood
- >and slowly, gently, you begin to enter
- >and stop
- >because the Royal Hymen is unyielding
- "Celestia?" you say
- >she turns back to you, her eyes glazed with lust
- >"Rut me," she says. "Here and now. Make me a mare, Anonymous. Please don't make me beg."
- >and you try, with more force
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- >one last try
- >and the thousand-year-old Royal Cherry finally stretches and begins to tear with an audible popping sound
- >eliciting a distinctly painful sounding shriek from Celestia
- >and the blood
- >oh god, this isn't right, there's not supposed to be this much blood
- >you're spattered with blood from the waist down
- >there's blood all over her pristine white hoers buttcheeks too
- >blood running down her legs, blood on the carpet
- >and she won't stop bleeding
- >and she's glaring at you now
- >they take her to the hospital for emergency surgery
- >and throw you in the dungeon, charging you with rape
- >in your cell you sit on the hard stone bench with your face in your hands
- >and wonder if anyone will ever again feel bold enough to make an attempt on the Royal Virginity
- >today was an unsexy day
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- >you nod
- >quickly stripping off your pajama pants
- >you take up your position behind her and place the tip of your peanus against her marehood
- >and slowly, gently, you begin to enter
- >and stop
- >because the Royal Hymen is unyielding
- "Celestia?" you say
- >she turns back to you, her eyes glazed with lust
- >"Rut me," she says. "Here and now. Make me a mare, Anonymous. Please don't make me beg."
- >and you try, with more force
- >nope.jpg
- >one last try
- >and the thousand-year-old Royal Cherry finally stretches and begins to tear with an audible popping sound
- >eliciting a distinctly painful sounding shriek from Celestia
- >and the blood
- >oh god, this isn't right, there's not supposed to be this much blood
- >you're spattered with blood from the waist down
- >there's blood all over her pristine white hoers buttcheeks too
- >blood running down her legs, blood on the carpet
- >and she won't stop bleeding
- >blood begins dripping from her anus, also
- >blood starts coming out of her nose
- >she looks at you, fear in her eyes
- >she opens her mouth to speak
- >blood comes out
- >blood runs out of her ears
- >she weeps tears of blood
- >blood is two inches deep on the floor and rising
- >this shouldn't even be possible--
- >wait a goddamned minute
- "Celestia," you say, raising an eyebrow
- >and she starts giggling
- >"The look on your face just now. I should have taken a picture."
- "Does this mean you don't want to, uh. You know..."
- >there is a flash of yellow light from her horn and all the blood vanishes
- >"You know about my weakness for practical jokes," she smiles. "But..."
- >and she steps back to you, and kisses you again. "Now that I've gotten that out of my system..."
- >and you return to the couch, and spend the morning kissing and petting with the most beautiful mare in the world, running your fingers through her soft mane
- >and this time when you push inside her, she cries out your name and says "Anon, I love you"
- "I love you too, Celestia." And you mean it.
- >and this time when you fuck her, gently, tenderly, she shivers with joy
- >and when both of you are exhausted you curl up on the couch with her for a nap
- >today was a day of good feelings