Unloved Sun *Unpunny*

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im unsure if this guy has a pastebin, so here it goes

if i find it i will link to it

http://pastebin.com/u/No_Punny_Bizness

http://pastebin.com/3Uvfb5XH

 

go there to read it, leaving here for reasons... seriously, link to your bin and where you put pastes...

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>"WHAT did you just say, Anonymous?"

>Celestia has an incredulous look on her face

>Luna steps forward, barely able to contain her smug grin

>"Oh yes, Anonymous, perhaps you had better state it again for our dear Sister. She seems to have become hard-of-hearing in her old age."

>Celestia shoots her younger sister a death glare, but quickly turns back to look at you

>You sigh

"Come on, age doesn't have anything to do with it. Look, I'm sorry, Celestia, but I just like Luna more, alright?"

>"But- but- I bring the Day! My sun's light helps the crops and plants grow! Wh- how? Why her?"

>Celestia gives you her best sad puppy eyes and pouts

>You remain unfazed

"Well, for starters, I enjoy the night much more than I do the day."

>Celestia's ears droop

"It's not nearly as hot at night, the sky is more interesting to look at, and most of the snooty assholes around Canterlot are asleep and out of the way."

>Luna stifles a giggle at that last part

>Celestia glares at her sister again

>You tap her snout with a finger, grabbing her attention again

"There's also the simple fact that gazing at her celestial body won't damage my eyesight, unlike with your sun."

>Now Luna is all but bouncing in place, no longer trying to hold back her grin

>"Do you hear that, Sister? He enjoys our celestial body!"

"Yeah, and your moon's nice to look at, too."

>Celestia's eyes shoot back and forth between you and her sister

>Luna titters before standing on her hind legs, placing her forelegs over your shoulders

>"Oh... Is that so?"

"Yep. You know what else I like about your night?"

>"Tell us, Anonymous."

>You gently pull her closer

"Even when it gets cold, that just gives you an excuse to snuggle up with someone and get... warm."

>Celestia's jaw drops, and she starts stammering

>"B-b-but you must love me, Anon! E-everyp0ny loves me! D-don't you love me?!"

"No."

>Luna rests her head on your shoulder

>"It's nearly time for us to raise the moon and bring Night to Equestria, Anonymous... would you care to join us?"

"Yeah, let's go."

>You pick up the surprisingly light princess and make your way out of the room, carrying her in your arms

>Celestia shouts at you

>"BUT, LUNA DOESN'T EVEN LIKE MY LITTLE HUMAN!"

>Luna calls back to her sister

>"We find we are acquiring a taste for humans! Good Night, Sister!"

>Today was a bad day for the president of the My Little Human Royal Fanclub