Troop Morale *Shukaku20*

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i dont see it in his bin so here it goes

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Day Royal pain in the ass in Equestria

>On a whim, Celestia decided to get you to come to the Grand Galoping Gala.

>Of course, it was done under the guize of you being the only human, but you knew the truth.

>She was bored, and she wanted to see how all the snooty nobles would act to a giant monkey that can give talents.

>Rarity demanded to make your suit, and who were you to say no?

>Two hundred bits later and you had a swank black suit and accompanying red tie ect...

>Element of Generosity my foot.

>In an act of foresight, you brought your Tattooing gear with you, which lead you to your current situation.

>"And that is why I deserve such a noble tattoo," Blueblood says, striking a 'noble' pose.

"That may be pushing the limit of the rules, so I will have to check with Celestia."

>"I'm sure she would rather not be bothered at this time, but if you must..."

>His snooty voice grates on your ears, and you take the opportunity to leave to talk to Sunbutt.

>Grabbing what must be your fifth drink of the night, you casualy sip it as you climb the steps to where Celestia sits.

"Hey Sunny, I gots a propsishion for ya," you slur, the prior drinks starting to catch up with you.

"Prince Blueballs wants me ta give him a dragon shlaying tattoo, he shais he's done it already, but thats bullcrap."

"I'm thinkin I give him a tattoo, but not quite what he wants."

>Celestia's smile matches yours, both equally evil.

>"Permission granted. You may tattoo beyond the rules this one time," she says, her voice loud enough to carry partly into the party, and into Bluebloods ears.

>You can both see him smile and trot in place, some sort of cheap victory dance.

>"Make it bad." Celestia whipsers, before motioning you away.

>Weaving through the crowds, you meet up with Blueblood again, and he doesn't even try to conceal his smile.

>"Well, shall we take this somewhere more private?"

"Go ahead, I've got to pick up my tools."

>Finishing off your glass, you head straight for your temporary room, pick up the bag of supplies, and go to Bluebloods chambers.

>He is waiting impatiently with a rather annoyed glare but you remain unperturbed.

>"Hurry up, I want this done before the party is over."

>With a snort, you follow him inside, and he lays down on a lounger.

>"Well, get started."

>Pulling out a needle, you not very gently poke it into his flank and pump in the medicine.

"Time to have some fun."

>A black cartridge is the first loaded, and instead of drawing on his flank, you start on his face.

>Not wanting to risk your personal appearance being released, you focus on drawing a stallions cock on his left cheek, the tip pointing towards his mouth.

>Flipping around to the other side, you draw a second, before putting away the spent cartridge.

"What colors would do best...?"

>"Go with light grey for one, and dark grey for the other."

>Almost falling over Blueblood, you spin to see Celestia, a pink tinge on her cheeks and a wine glass floating beside her.

>"Come on, trusht me, itt'l be a riot."

"Whatever you say, Sunbutt."

>Digging through your bag, you find a light grey cartridge first, and work on his right cheek, the one you are facing.

>While you work, Celestia starts digging through your bag, until she comes up with a white inkwell.

>"You cant forget the besht part!"

"But it won't show up, whats the point?"

>"Exactly. He won't see it, but it will be there, so he will always be a cumguzzler."

>You look her in the eye, before the two of you crack massive smiles.

"Arright, I can do that."

>It takes another light grey and two dark grey before the cocks are done, and you take the white and load it.

"Time for the piece-de-resistance."

>"Whats that mean?"

>With a quick crack of your knuckles, you pick up your pen.

"Something about a finishing thing or something I dunno its from another language."

>"Huh..."

>Depressing the button, it hums to life, more energetic than normal thanks to the most powerful magical being sitting right next to the battery.

>There is no difference in color as you draw, but thanks to the excess ink reflecting light, you can see where you've drawn.

"So, what're we gonna do with him? If we just leave him here, nothings gonna happen."

>"I got a plan for that too."

>As you finish, you look at a clock, only to realize you never noted the original time.

"Shit, I do't know how long the stuffs gonna last... Do we give him another shot?"

>"Do it. It gives us extra time for fun stuff."

>Pulling out a second dose, you squeeze half of it into him.

"That'll give us an hour at least. So what was this fun..."

>Turning, you see Celestia, or rather, her flank waving at you, and she gives you a half lidded look.

>"Come on, he can't have all the fun."

"I dunno if I'd call what he's gonna have happen fun, but with you, yeah, this'll be fun."

>"Lets ake care of him firsht though."

>Swaying slightly, Celestia focuses oh him, before with a surge of magic, he is teleported away.

"Were'dja send him?"

>"The guard baraksh, they need some fun sometimsh."

>For the next two hours, two sets of screams can be heard all throughout the castle, one of pleasure, the other of horror.

>Today was a good for troop morale day.