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Stir Crazy *evets*

By: unwantedmlp on Mar 16th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.54 KB  |  hits: 27  |  expires: Never
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  1. >A guard rushes into the Throne room and yells "A message from the border of the Crystal Kingdom!"
  2. >Celestia gasps in shock. Its much too early for the kingdom to have reappeared!
  3. >Putting on her game face, Celestia addresses the guard. "What does it say?"
  4. >The guard bows before her.
  5. >Pulling the scrolls out of his pack he reads the it out loud. "Running low on food. No city has appeared but there is a giant hairless monkey like creature. He keeps stealing my food, using up all the firewood and trying to pet me."
  6. >The guard refurls the scroll and looks up at Celestia with a raised eyebrow.
  7. >Celestia shrugs. "How much longer is that guard stationed at the crystal post?"
  8. The guard thinks for a moment. "I believe another month your highness."
  9. Celestia sighs. "Teleport him a boggle board or something....he's probably just stir crazy......maybe send him some fancy hats too. Everyone loves hats."
  10. >Guard salutes and marches off.
  11. >Turning to her Steward, Celestia says. "Make a note...check the budget to see if there any room to send more guards to the crystal post."
  12. >The steward nods and notes it in her little booklet.
  13. >That afternoon at the Crystal Kingdom border.
  14. Anon opens the box that just appeared in front of him and his new guard friend. "Sweet! Boggle and sombreros!"
  15. >The twitchy border guard looks over the box. "No new orders? Not even a letter?"
  16. Anon shakes his head and puts on a sombrero. "Nope but there's a poster."
  17. >Anon grabs a tack and slaps it to the wall.
  18. >The guard looks at it with a depressed expression. "Hang in there?"