Ruffian Ways *CYOA_AiE*

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>Day baby making in Equestria

>In the kitchen, you light all the candles and make the finishing touches to set the atmosphere

>Applejack swings the door open, trekking in her muddy hooves, she tiredly groans resting her trusty hat on a nearby hat rack.

>With a loud yawn she walks over to the kitchen

>"Whoo wee! Sumthin smells good, whatcha cookin darlin?"

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, up to the shower, get yourself nice and clean, then you come down for dinner."

>"Why all the fuss? An whats with all them fancy candles? Did I forget our anniversary again?"

"No, no, look, just get clean and come down here."

>"All right, all right, gesh."

>Applejack got herself nice and clean before coming back down, as she enters the kitchen, she sits herself on the chair.

>"Oh boy ahm starvin! Bring it out hun!" She says anxiously while you set her dish on the table

>As you walk to your side of the table, Applejack begins to dig in with her usual lack of charm.

>Smacking her lips loudly, she makes noises of pleasure as she consumes the food in an undignified manner.

>You look at her from across the table displeased.

>"Whut?" She says with her mouth full, *smack* "Do I got sum in my mane?"

"You know Applejack, I was TRYING to be romantic with you."

>"Ahh shucks Anon, ya know I hate all that fancy Canterlot stuff, jus be square with me. If ya wanna pitch woo with me, ya can start by cleaning up after Winona, and helpin me out in the fields."

"Yeah, REALLY romantic."

>Thanks to Applejack's ruffian ways, dinner was a bust, but there is still dessert.

>In the bedroom, you and Applejack sit on the bed while you reach under and grab a bottle of wine.

>"Wine? Well that aint to bad, I can go fer a drink or two."

>6 glasses later, both you and Applejack are tipsy as fuck. Its hard to maintain your balance as the room practically spins.

>Applejack leans up against you placing her hooves around your neck

>Her hot and heavy breathing warm your chest as she looks you in the eyes

>"I dun care if its unnatural, lets buck."

"What about your family?"

>"They aint gotta know, it can between just us, now make a mare out of me!" She says impatiently as she pushes herself onto you, her weight is almost suffocating as she presses her wide and firm body over your chest.

>Running your hands down her sides, you reach down for your pants and begin to undress.

>Applejack undoes her ponytail and lets her mane flow wildly, rolling her over on her back, you spread her legs apart and insert.

>"What is this?!"

"Missionary." You grunt

>"Don't be gettin all religious on me now Anon, just keep up whatever it is yer doin!"

>It wasnt long but in a few minutes you were ready to explode.

"I'm gonna cum!" You shout

>"Not inside yer gonna get me pregnant!"

"Thats stuAHHH!" You groan as you spurt your baby batter inside Applejack's hot oven

>"Dangit Anon! I told ya not to cum inside!"

"Relax AJ, I cant get you pregnant."

 

>4 Months later and Applejack is already showing.

>"Dangit Anon I told ya!" She says hitting you over the head

"How do I even know thats mine!?"

 

>At the delivery room, Applejack gives the final pushes as the doctor pulls out a tiny centaur from Applejacks gaping mare-gina

>"Its aaaaaa thing." The doctor comments as Big Mac sticks the shotgun to your back

>"Looks like yer goin tah pony hell Anon."

>Today was a "The first centaur day"