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By: unwantedmlp on Jun 18th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.63 KB  |  hits: 12  |  expires: Never
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  2. ok, got to be honest, have no fucking clue the context, it was posted anon, to a thread almost 200 ago... in thread 708... so seriouslly, would love to know the context, though i understand it, it sounds like it was the ass end of some story
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  5. Anonymous
  6. 05/19/13(Sun)01:43 No.10695660
  7. >>10695468
  8.  
  9. From thread 526:
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  11. >>6536743
  12. >Update to pregnant pony princess sometime today
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  14. >EPILOGUE
  15. >The labor was a difficult one, and the Princess, for all her powers, at this moment suffered and strained to birth her foal like any common Earth Pone.
  16. >Finally the tiny pale-blue alicorn infant was brought to her
  17. >And, per maternal instinct and thousands of years of tradition, Celestia, God-Princess of Ponedom, licked her tiny quivering foal clean.
  18. >Standing on spindly, unsteady legs, the foal almost at once began to nurse.
  19. >Then, as Celestia held her new daughter and burped her for the first time, the unexpected happened
  20. >The tiny foal looked around and, incredibly, spoke.
  21. >"Are you my daddy?" she said, without preamble, to the Royal Physician.
  22. >"No, but I will fetch him at once."
  23. >"Good, because I wanna talk to my daddy."
  24. >You were brought into the room.
  25. "'Sup"
  26. >The foal made a come-hither gesture with one tiny hoof.
  27. >"Daddy?"
  28. "That's right, I'm your daddy."
  29. >"Come closer, please?"
  30. >You bend over.
  31. >The foal begins vigorously tapping you on the forehead with one hoof, with surprising force.
  32. >poke poke poke poke
  33. >poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke
  34. >"How do YOU like it, huh? How do YOU like it?"
  35. >it was a predictable punchline day