OH HI, DASHIE! *AA-12 Ducky*

>you went on a date with rainbow dash to a carnival

>she's being playful as always, pulling prank after prank on you

>she tells you she wants to eat a corncob

>"I'll be back in a second"

>"make it 10 seconds flat, eh"

>"I want a corncob, not a platter of spaghetti, anon"

>you let a timid sigh, she says she likes you but damn it, she treats you like shit

>"hey anon! look!"

>rainbow dash is looking at you, flying on the spot to the side of a corncob stand and holding a corncob on one hoof

>you still wonder how they do that

>rainbow dash begins to lick the corncob while breathing heavily

>she is licking the sides of the corncob, rounding its silhouette with drool

>"mmmmhhh. aah~" she moans while making a pause to bite her lower lip in delight "oh anon~ ahn~"

>other ponies start to look at you in disgust. Obviously the fucking bald ape was the one tarnishing that little pony

>"dash, what are you doing?" you ask her, looking around with worry.

>you're sure you heard one passerby calling you a deviant, an abuser

>"oh~ what do you mean? this is how you eat a corncob, anon." dash said before resuming her 'meal'

>you stand there, enduring the embarrasment. Who knows how things would escalate if you were to take the corncob out of her by force

>meanwhile, dash kisses the tip of the corncob tenderly. she keeps on licking and breathing over the snack as if she was trying to reheat it

>"oh yef! oh" she keeps with it as you approach her

>you murmur to her, trying to get her to stop

>"dashie, stop. the other ponies are looking at you"

>she stops after finishing a long sensual lick at the corncob

>giving you an annoyed look she replies "i still haven't finished my corncob, anon."

>she resumes her eating and goes a step further

>starting with kissing the tip, she wraps her lips around the snack, sliding her head towards it and salivating

>she changes her grip, now using both hooves to hold the corncob

>she covers the corncob on drool while sliding it in and out, moaning in pleasure

>how stupid, her corncob is going end all soggy

>suddenly

>she is gagging and flying erratically

>"oh shit" you realize she's choking with the corncob

>"how stupid of her, she can die" you think to yourself while trying to grab her sides

>after fighting her flailing wings, you grab her from the back, hugging her while wrapping your arms around her ribcage

>you have her in position for applying a Heimlich when you hear a pony gasping in horror

>"rape"

>hearing a group of ponies charging at you, you keep thrusting her against your abdomen, increasing in speed

>you must hurry

>just after rainbow dash coughs the corncob, the first pony from the mob reaches you

>It doesn't matter if you die from a misunderstanding, you saved her. Your little pony is alive

>Dash falls to a side and takes a look at the scene

>"hey! stop that! he was just trying to save me, I was choking!"

>one of the ponies on the mob heard her plead and looked back at her

>"it wasn't rape?"

>"no" Dash looked at the pony, very annoyed "it wasn't"

>"it's not rape everyp0ny, false alarm" he cried as he waved the other ponies to stop the lynching

>"are you okay anon?" Dash looked at you with a look of worry on her face you didn't thought she could muster

>"yeh" you replied with blood in your mouth, trying to get back on your feet.

>The pain of being nearly trampled to death is terribly weakening

>"please don't get up anon. I'll get help"

>with this words, Rainbow Dash flew towards the horizon

>you remember the look on her face while trying to distract your mind from the pain

>such beauty. A true mare's concern for you.

>it doesn't matter if you die right now, you are happy. you heart is filled with a warmth that you had forgotten to this day as you fall asleep

>an instant after that you wake up in a hospital room

>your mind is numb, either from the still lingering pain or from the meds

>do ponies even have morphine?

>you lay there, staring to the ceiling and thinking of nothing

>your mind snaps out of it after you hear a familiar voice calling for you

>"anon?" her voice ringed on your groggy head like a choir of angels

>"you scared me to death, idiot."

>"OH HI, DASHIE!"

>you see Dash on the side of your bed with teary eyes

>"I'm sorry, anon" she says to you on a quiet, creaky voice.

>She stares at the floor, avoiding your sight. It's like the guilt from getting you into that trouble was finally sinking in

>"I promise I won't do something that stupid again, I swear" she says raising her voice

>she's tearing up as she say this

>"you scared me to, Dashie"

>"I'm so sorry, anon. I didn't thought it would end like this. If only I knew it would end like this, I-I.."

>She got her little hooves on you, leaning over your bed, crying

>"sounds like we're even then" you answer

>she is surprised, you don't look like one to laugh this kind of things away

>"What? you say that after--"

>you start giggling

>"you're the worst, anon"

>this leads to a light laugh

>"heheh, am I? heheheh"

>she just rolls her eyes at your little joke

>"we are even now, anon"

>she gives you a little nudge on your side with her hoof

>"ouch! that hurts, Dashie"

>she sticks out her tongue at you just before giving you a big, gentle hug you didn't thought she could pull out before

>you and Dash laugh the day off after that