- >day 28 on tha mooooooooooonah
- >chillaxing with Zecora
- >you both made the mistake of antagonizing Sunbutt
- >fortunately Zecora is a good roommate. moonmate?
- >and there's never a dull moment.
- >yesterday you were visited by Croyd and Gidney, the Moon Men
- >today is even more fun
- >"Your face looks just like a monkey! Fuck me harder, you human honkey!" she yells
- >and you're obliging her
- >she is nothing if not libidinous
- >afterwards you're cuddling in your moon cave, on the bed she magick'd out of moon rock
- >and you hear the loud whistling sound that indicates someone else just got banished to tha moooooooooooooooonah
- >you go outside to greet the new arrival
- >it's Pinkie Pie
- >you ponder this
- >while you're pondering, Zecora asks the question you're thinking
- >"You're on the moon, that much is clear. Why did the Princess send you here?"
- >Pinkie shrugs. "All I did was moon her."
- >it was a day with few surprises
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