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Monsoon - mgs:r character apparently

By: unwantedmlp on Feb 28th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.56 KB  |  hits: 15  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Be MonAnon in Equestria
  2. >Be outside Sugarcube Corner talking to Pinkie Pie.
  3. >She makes you use your "magic" for the fifteenth time today.
  4. >Make thick mist appear around building. As she plays in the mist a single pony silhouette gallops towards you.
  5. >The Pony leaps up to you, grabs your hand, and runs off with it in a blur of mint green.
  6. "What the fuck someone stole my hand!"
  7. >Lose magnetic connection with hand due to long distance.
  8. >Lost forever. [Cry Internally]
  9. >Pinkie makes you "Sorry for getting your hand lost cupcakes."
  10. >They don't fill the void of a missing limb
  11.  
  12. >Be many hours later, be trying to sleep.
  13. >Suddenly you can feel your missing part, it's definitely close by.
  14. >Using your magnetic power you have your hand come back to you.
  15. >Suddenly Lyra comes flying through your window ass end first.
  16. >She's glowing the same color as the rest of you
  17. "So it was you Lyra! Where is it?"
  18. >Lyra's sweating nervously, she refuses to meet your gaze
  19. >You eye her suspiciously before wiggling the fingers of your missing hand.
  20. >Something warm and wet constricts your entire hand.
  21. >Lyra lets out a high pitched moan before squirming.
  22. >Suddenly she looks at you like a deer caught in the headlights.
  23. "Lyra... did you ta-"
  24. >"Yes."
  25. "And did you shove it in-"
  26. >"Yes."
  27. "C-Can I have it back?"
  28. >"..."
  29. "Lyra?"
  30. >"I don't think you want it back."
  31. "What why?"
  32. >Lyra grunts before queefing your hand out of her maregina.
  33. >A thick film of marecum and squash soup now covers your hand.
  34. >You refuse to have it join with the rest of you.
  35. >It'll never be clean again...
  36. >END