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  2. personally i found it hilarious, from what i remember this person shit posted so hard, crim quit for a bit, this is audio of the event
  3.  
  4. http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CwpISev71B
  5.  
  6. what follows is every gloomie post that i found funny... untrimmed, you get the whole thing for now.
  7.  
  8. **
  9. new note, i found out there was a shit ton of gloomie shit on the next thread too.
  10.  
  11. also in thread was a pastebin http://pastebin.com/9BveDQzv for basically what this here is,
  12. ******************************************
  13.  
  14. Anonymous
  15. 05/24/13(Fri)01:31 No.10815007
  16. >>10814996
  17. There's nothing I wouldn't do for Gloomie
  18.  
  19. Anonymous
  20. 05/24/13(Fri)01:35 No.10815088
  21. I think I may make a fanfic of a fanfic... My own Gloomie story~
  22.  
  23. Anonymous
  24. 05/24/13(Fri)01:39 No.10815165
  25. >>10815095
  26. But if I killed myself I wouldn't be able to have cuddles with Gloomie!
  27.  
  28. Anonymous
  29. My Little Gloomie
  30. 05/24/13(Fri)01:45 No.10815306
  31. >Find a box in the alley
  32. >Open it, find a bat pony hybrid
  33. >Take it home, feed it, hug it, LOVE it
  34. >The little thing grows up
  35. >It finds its way home
  36. >Feels End
  37.  
  38. Anonymous
  39. Spin the Gloomie
  40. 05/24/13(Fri)01:49 No.10815413
  41. >Day its your birthday in Equestria
  42. >Gloomie invites you to her house to party
  43. >Food, dancing, and cake
  44. >Gloomie brings out a bottle
  45. >"Lets play spin the bottle, Anon"
  46. "But its just you and me"
  47. >"I know"
  48. >She spins it and it lands on you
  49. >You fuck all night
  50. >Aether End
  51.  
  52. Anonymous
  53. 05/24/13(Fri)01:53 No.10815493
  54. >Day pills in Equestria
  55. >You see weird shit
  56. >Gloomie is sleeping beside you
  57. >You get out of bed and take some pills
  58. >Gloomie wakes up later and you don't
  59. >Leucine end
  60.  
  61. Anonymous
  62. Gloomie Lane
  63. 05/24/13(Fri)01:54 No.10815525
  64. >You and Gloomie end up in jail because of fucking Mahonie
  65. >Gloomie gets raped, you beat up all the horses
  66. >You go home but you both fight. Somehow you get lost and come back years later.
  67. >Gloomie has a kid
  68. >Pale End
  69.  
  70. Anonymous
  71. Gloomie Booth
  72. 05/24/13(Fri)01:57 No.10815593
  73. >You get drunk
  74. >Ponies and Gloomie get mad
  75. >They try to kill you
  76. >Gloomie protects you
  77. >End up in hospital
  78. >Pseudocracy End
  79.  
  80. Anonymous
  81. Gloomie of the Trade
  82. 05/24/13(Fri)02:07 No.10815791
  83. >Work with Gloomie
  84. >Be a beta
  85. >Gloomie acts tsundere as fuck
  86. >Love her slowly
  87. >Gadget End
  88.  
  89. Anonymous
  90. 05/24/13(Fri)02:13 No.10815928
  91. >>10815906
  92. The great and powerful Gloomie! She's a magical showbat
  93.  
  94. Anonymous
  95. An Unlikely Gloomie
  96. 05/24/13(Fri)02:17 No.10816023
  97. >Gloomie helps you out on your bounty hunting
  98. >You get new weapons thanks to Gloomie
  99. >Find the bounty
  100. >Get him
  101. >Bolding End
  102.  
  103. Anonymous
  104. To Act a Gloomie
  105. 05/24/13(Fri)02:19 No.10816070
  106. >You mate with wolves
  107. >They die
  108. >Meet Gloomie
  109. >Kill friends
  110. >Become friends
  111. >Ask to marry
  112. >Shukaku End
  113.  
  114.  
  115. Groombro
  116. 05/24/13(Fri)02:20 No.10816094
  117. >>10816023
  118. >Gloomie and you hang out at the bar.
  119. >Go home drunk with Gloomie.
  120. >Blushing and stuttering occurs.
  121. >Sex.
  122. >Cuddle with Gloomie.
  123. >Good end.
  124.  
  125.  
  126. Anonymous
  127. Gloomie's Office
  128. 05/24/13(Fri)02:22 No.10816141
  129. >You're working on some important papers
  130. >There's a knock on your door
  131. >Gloomie your boss comes in
  132. >She shoves off the paperwork
  133. >Lovelymuffin's End
  134.  
  135. Anonymous
  136. Gloomkeep
  137. 05/24/13(Fri)02:24 No.10816187
  138. >You drink and see her
  139. >Meet up later
  140. >Sex
  141. >Relationship
  142. >Bolding End
  143.  
  144.  
  145. Anonymous
  146. GloomieKeep
  147. 05/24/13(Fri)02:28 No.10816255
  148. >You're bartending in pone world
  149. >A bat pony walks in
  150. >Her name is Gloomie and she has good tastes
  151. >You fuck her
  152. >"Oh Luuuuunnaaa, I'm cuuummmiiinnnnggg"
  153. >Bolding End
  154.  
  155. Anonymous
  156. 05/24/13(Fri)02:30 No.10816291
  157. >>10816277
  158. >ITT: We poorly describe stories with Gloomie
  159.  
  160. Anonymous
  161. Son of Gloomie
  162. 05/24/13(Fri)02:36 No.10816393
  163. >Be Gloomie's son
  164. >Fight ponies and shit
  165. >Gloomie your mom cheers you on
  166. >Pale End
  167.  
  168. Anonymous
  169. Bros in Gloomie
  170. 05/24/13(Fri)02:41 No.10816464
  171. >Anon and Mous are in AEquestria
  172. >They meet Gloomie
  173. >Get drunk
  174. >Spitroast time
  175. >Mandroid End
  176.  
  177. Anonymous
  178. PunGloomie
  179. 05/24/13(Fri)02:44 No.10816522
  180. >You walk up to Gloomie
  181. "Hey Gloomie"
  182. >"Hi Anon"
  183. >Shes sad
  184. "Hey Gloomie whats wrong?"
  185. >"They keep posting me"
  186. Why must they beat a dead horse"
  187. >PunAnon End
  188.  
  189. Anonymous
  190. A Crim, a bench, and a Gloomie
  191. 05/24/13(Fri)02:48 No.10816616
  192. >You're at a park
  193. >Theres a bench with a mare on it
  194. >She's a bat pony
  195. "Hi"
  196. >Pale End
  197.  
  198. Anonymous
  199. It Ain't Easy Praising th(...) ******It Ain't Easy Praising the Gloomie*******
  200. 05/24/13(Fri)02:53 No.10816709
  201. >Get teleported to pone world
  202. >Luna needs help, help her and her guards
  203. >Meey Gloomie your new partner
  204. >Fight off the villlian
  205. >Irish End
  206.  
  207.  
  208. Anonymous
  209. Living the Gloomie Life
  210. 05/24/13(Fri)02:57 No.10816793
  211. >Wake up
  212. >Eris comes into your house scared
  213. >Some bat pony is kicking her ass and needs help
  214. >Go outside and handle it
  215. >They're friends now
  216. >Three way sex
  217. >Aether End
  218.  
  219. Anonymous
  220. Living with Spaghetti Gloomie
  221. 05/24/13(Fri)03:01 No.10816836
  222. >You date Gloomie and weaboos all over the place
  223. >Spaghetti flys out of her bat wings
  224. >Kawaii desu desu
  225. >Betty End
  226.  
  227. Anonymous
  228. My Gloomie Realities
  229. 05/24/13(Fri)03:04 No.10816881
  230. >You go through different worlds of Gloomies
  231. >Each one has its own uniue version
  232. >So much Gloomies, so little time
  233. >You land in Gloomie Prime
  234. >Equitech End
  235.  
  236. Anonymous
  237. Riding the Gloomie
  238. 05/24/13(Fri)03:09 No.10816936
  239. >Be a peasant
  240. >Meet a guard
  241. >She takes you in
  242. >Go on rides on her back
  243. >Shukaku End
  244.  
  245. Anonymous
  246. Survival Gloomie
  247. 05/24/13(Fri)03:14 No.10817021
  248. >You hunt in the Everfree forest
  249. >See something fly past you
  250. >Why must you hunt at night and go camping
  251. >You see a deer, you kill it
  252. >Bat pony comes out and asks for a slice
  253. >Pike End
  254.  
  255. Anonymous
  256. A Thousand Gloomies in Equestria
  257. 05/24/13(Fri)03:17 No.10817053
  258. >Be a Space marine
  259. >Meet Gloomie
  260. >She has the same armor as you
  261. >Beat up shit
  262. >Sorc End
  263.  
  264.  
  265. Anonymous
  266. 05/24/13(Fri)03:45 No.10817421
  267. I want to cum in Gloomie
  268.  
  269. ****************
  270. some douche
  271. ****************
  272.  
  273. Anonymous
  274. 05/24/13(Fri)04:31 No.10817950
  275. >>10817906
  276. >there may or may not be an update in a bit.
  277. No one gives a shit. If you update, it's great if not, then no one cares and announcing it like this will just piss off people. Like me.
  278. Go die.
  279.  
  280. *****************
  281. response
  282. *****************
  283.  
  284. Anonymous
  285. GloomieFag
  286. 05/24/13(Fri)04:34 No.10817978
  287. >>10817950
  288. Sounds like you need Gloomie in your life
  289.  
  290. I should go back to bed but hmmmm
  291.  
  292.  
  293. Anonymous
  294. 05/24/13(Fri)05:02 No.10818286
  295. Gloomie happened
  296.  
  297.  
  298. Anonymous
  299. Sherlock Gloomie
  300. 05/24/13(Fri)05:11 No.10818363
  301. >You are having so much fun killing these ponies and get away with it
  302. >Your murders gets a smart guard on your trail
  303. >She confronts you about the cases
  304. >You make a very clever plan to kill her but easy to be unraveled ny one small detail
  305. >Kyonko End
  306.  
  307. Anonymous
  308. Wizard in Gloomie
  309. 05/24/13(Fri)05:17 No.10818425
  310. >Be a mother fucking wizard
  311. >Work for Luna
  312. >Meet her guards
  313. >Bat Pone
  314. >Fuck
  315. >Wiz End
  316.  
  317. Anonymous
  318. My Gloomie Airman
  319. 05/24/13(Fri)05:20 No.10818453
  320. >Have a plane
  321. >Be in pone land
  322. >Gloomie loves to race your plane
  323. >Accidently flys in your propeller
  324. >Airman End
  325.  
  326. Anonymous
  327. When Gloomie Comes
  328. 05/24/13(Fri)05:25 No.10818488
  329. >You were going to work with Twilight to find the serial killer but Luna interfers
  330. >Luna sends a guard to help you
  331. >Gloomie is her name and shes gonna help you
  332. >Pencil End
  333.  
  334. Anonymous
  335. Study Gloomie
  336. 05/24/13(Fri)05:28 No.10818515
  337. >Be an idiot in pone land
  338. >A lunar guard finds you studying
  339. >She helps you learn about Equestria
  340. >You teach her about yourself
  341. >Fit End
  342.  
  343. Anonymous
  344. Tsundere Gloomie
  345. 05/24/13(Fri)05:33 No.10818544
  346. >Be living at the castle
  347. >Luna has a mean guard that protects you
  348. >Changlings invade
  349. >Gloomie comes in and saves you even if its her day off
  350. >"I only saved you because I didn't want to lose my job. Its not like I like you or anything"
  351. >Slasher Ends
  352.  
  353. Anonymous
  354. 05/24/13(Fri)05:36 No.10818566
  355. >Be Anon
  356. >Stuck in Tararus
  357. >Haven't met Gloomie
  358. >Can't think of ending for story
  359. >Sherm End
  360.  
  361. Anonymous
  362. Gloomie and the Happy Mask Sal(...)
  363. 05/24/13(Fri)05:36 No.10818571
  364. >Be Anon
  365. >Find Gloomie talking to small strange man
  366. >Ben drowned
  367. >Wuten End
  368.  
  369. Anonymous
  370. Dynamic Gloomie
  371. 05/24/13(Fri)05:39 No.10818592
  372. >Feel falling
  373. >Open eyes
  374. >Oh shit
  375. >Land on something
  376. >Its a bat pony
  377. >Nether End
  378.  
  379. Anonymous
  380. Sticky Gloomie
  381. 05/24/13(Fri)05:42 No.10818622
  382. >Fuck you're horny
  383. >Gloomie needs the D
  384. >Give her the D
  385. >Not good enough
  386. >Kinky shit
  387. >Nether End
  388.  
  389. Anonymous
  390. Gloomie is the best medicine
  391. 05/24/13(Fri)05:44 No.10818641
  392. >Be Anon
  393. >Break your legs
  394. >Gloomie wants to be your friend
  395. >You don't want to
  396. >She tries really hard
  397. >You become friends
  398. >Irish end
  399.  
  400. Anonymous
  401. Cyborg Ninja Gloomie
  402. 05/24/13(Fri)05:47 No.10818654
  403. >You're a cyborg
  404. >You fuck shit up
  405. >Meet Gloomie
  406. >Fuck shit up together
  407. >Drifter End
  408.  
  409. Anonymous
  410. Table for Gloomie
  411. 05/24/13(Fri)05:49 No.10818677
  412. >Be cooking some food
  413. >Get complaints about dish
  414. >Gloomie criticizes your risotto
  415. >Fall in love with her
  416. >Fillydelphian End
  417.  
  418. Anonymous
  419. Iron Gloomie
  420. 05/24/13(Fri)05:50 No.10818683
  421. >Land in no where
  422. >See injured bat pony
  423. >Use her to your leverage to get home
  424. >Rick End
  425.  
  426. Anonymous
  427. Gloomie Science
  428. 05/24/13(Fri)05:52 No.10818704
  429. >Dimensional transporter breaks
  430. >World is filled with ponies
  431. >Fuck them
  432. >You don't need friends
  433. >Meet Gloomie
  434. >Okay, she can be your friend
  435. >IceMan End
  436.  
  437. Anonymous
  438. A Sketch Artist in Gloomie
  439. 05/24/13(Fri)05:52 No.10818706
  440. >Be drawing Gloomie
  441. >"Draw me like your human girls"
  442. >Draw her
  443. >Fuck her
  444. >Creeper End
  445.  
  446. Anonymous
  447. The curse of Gloomie
  448. 05/24/13(Fri)05:53 No.10818710
  449. >Have lots of sweet ponesex
  450. >No one can keep up with your hot monkey stamina
  451. >Except Gloomie
  452. >Have lots of kinky sex with her
  453. >Shukaku End
  454.  
  455. Anonymous
  456. Gloomie Sundae
  457. 05/24/13(Fri)05:54 No.10818719
  458. >Meet Braeburn
  459. >Lust for his hot stallion cock
  460. >Meet Gloomie
  461. >Now you're straight again
  462. >Thanks Gloomie
  463. >CYOA End
  464.  
  465. Anonymous
  466. Winter Gloomie
  467. 05/24/13(Fri)05:54 No.10818722
  468. >Land in pone land
  469. >Get fucked by wood dogs
  470. >Gloomie heps you
  471. >Luckily she can understand your mute ass
  472. >CYOA End
  473.  
  474. Anonymous
  475. One of a Gloomie
  476. 05/24/13(Fri)05:56 No.10818729
  477. >Get dimensionally transported
  478. >Shit your nanobots are fucked up
  479. >Meet Gloomie
  480. >Eh, who needs nanobots anyways
  481. >NotOneFuck End
  482.  
  483. Anonymous
  484. A Lifeboat Made for Gloomie
  485. 05/24/13(Fri)05:57 No.10818737
  486. >Be on a mother fucking boat
  487. >Crash
  488. >Gloomie with you so its all good
  489. >Coconut bra on GLoomie
  490. >Brainhorn End
  491.  
  492. Anonymous
  493. In Loco Gloomie
  494. 05/24/13(Fri)05:58 No.10818748
  495. >Adopt Scootaloo
  496. >Meet Gloomie
  497. >Put Scootaloo back in orphanage
  498. >Kill Fluttershy
  499. >Live happily ever after with Gloomie
  500. >Jibber End
  501.  
  502. Anonymous
  503. Prositute Gloomie
  504. 05/24/13(Fri)06:00 No.10818758
  505. >Be Rarity's whore
  506. >Need money
  507. >Canterlot guard snoops around
  508. >Fuck Bat pone
  509. >Navarone End
  510.  
  511. Anonymous
  512. Gloomie Diplomacy
  513. 05/24/13(Fri)06:02 No.10818776
  514. >Be beta as fuck
  515. >Holy shit so much beta
  516. >Meet Gloomie
  517. >Get hooked on drugs
  518. >Fuck now you're alpha
  519. >Oh wait
  520. >No you're not
  521. >Back to being beta
  522. >Oh well
  523. >At least you met Gloomie
  524. >Bastinator End
  525.  
  526. Anonymous
  527. Honestly Gloomie
  528. 05/24/13(Fri)06:03 No.10818783
  529. >Gloomie your wife gets sick
  530. >Its terminal
  531. >Well time to walk memory lane
  532. >Memories
  533. >She dies
  534. >Fillydelphia End
  535.  
  536. Anonymous
  537. To Be Gloomie
  538. 05/24/13(Fri)06:04 No.10818790
  539. >Be Death incarnate
  540. >See all dem numbers
  541. >They all gonna die
  542. >Feels bad man
  543. >Meet Gloomie
  544. >She has no number
  545. >Happiness eternal
  546. >Bastinator End
  547.  
  548. Anonymous
  549. Lady's Gloomie
  550. 05/24/13(Fri)06:06 No.10818806
  551. >Be pimpin on Earth
  552. >Still pimpin in Equestria
  553. >Get mares
  554. >Get laid
  555. >Get Gloomie
  556. >Crim End
  557.  
  558. Anonymous
  559. Gloomierape
  560. 05/24/13(Fri)06:06 No.10818812
  561. >Be Anon
  562. >Just chilling and relaxing all cool
  563. >Meet Gloomie
  564. >Get raped by Gloomie
  565. >Well shit
  566. >Aether End
  567.  
  568. Anonymous
  569. First Gloomie
  570. 05/24/13(Fri)06:08 No.10818826
  571. >Be Anon
  572. >Have a dope-ass spacesuit and shit
  573. >Crashlanding
  574. >Oh fuck, you're about to die
  575. >Meet Gloomie
  576. >Eh, death can wait
  577. >Shin End
  578.  
  579. Anonymous
  580. Surface of the Gloomie
  581. 05/24/13(Fri)06:09 No.10818836
  582. >Pone world ending
  583. >Its just you and and Gloomie
  584. >Remember shit
  585. >Die
  586. >Sorc End
  587.  
  588. Anonymous
  589. Who the fuck is Gloomie
  590. 05/24/13(Fri)06:10 No.10818838
  591. >Be Anon
  592. >Meet batp0ne
  593. >Her name is Gloomie
  594. >Who the fuck is Gloomie
  595. >Zuul end
  596.  
  597. Anonymous
  598. Broken Gloomie
  599. 05/24/13(Fri)06:10 No.10818842
  600. >Be Anon
  601. >Date AJ
  602. >Meet Gloomie
  603. >Wing are broke
  604. >BigMac dies
  605. >AJ hates you
  606. >Cheat on her with Gloomie
  607. >Feels good man
  608. >Guapo End
  609.  
  610. Anonymous
  611. A dash of Gloomiesauce
  612. 05/24/13(Fri)06:12 No.10818857
  613. >Be Anon
  614. >You're married and shit
  615. >You'll never see your wife again
  616. >Meet Gloomie
  617. >Eh, your wife wasn't all that important
  618. >Spend the rest of your life with Gloomie
  619. >Then you die
  620. >Irish End
  621.  
  622. Anonymous
  623. With a little help from Gloomi(...)
  624. 05/24/13(Fri)06:16 No.10818890
  625. >Be Gloomie
  626. >You're in love with Anon
  627. >He doesn't love you back
  628. >Get your friends to help you
  629. >Now he loves you
  630. >Get married
  631. >Driverbang End
  632.  
  633. Anonymous
  634. 05/24/13(Fri)06:18 No.10818917
  635. >BE RUSSIAN ANONYMOUS
  636. >RUN INTO SMALL PONY
  637. >SMALL PONY NAME IS GLOOMIE
  638. >YOU ARE GLOOMIE FATHER
  639. >YOU HAVE SEX TO GLOOMIE IN HER VAGINA
  640. >YOU KILL SELF WITH SHAME
  641. >STRELNIKOV END
  642.  
  643. Anonymous
  644. I Dream of Gloomie
  645. 05/24/13(Fri)06:18 No.10818918
  646. >Be Anon
  647. >All the mares lust after your dock
  648. >Bunch of shenanigans and shit
  649. >Turns out it was all part of Luna's plan
  650. >Man fuck that bitch
  651. >Meet Gloomie
  652. >Run away with her
  653. >Fuck ponies man
  654. >Getmeouttahere End
  655.  
  656. Anonymous
  657. Rebels in Gloomie
  658. 05/24/13(Fri)06:19 No.10818920
  659. >Be fighting for your homeland
  660. >Somehow end up in the colorful world of horses
  661. >Guns
  662. >MDR End
  663.  
  664. Anonymous
  665. A Crim and a Gloomie place
  666. 05/24/13(Fri)06:23 No.10818956
  667. >Be trapped in a cave with Gloomie
  668. >She wants your blood
  669. >Shes mad
  670. >Fucking prank fucked things up
  671. >Jazzteeth End
  672.  
  673. Anonymous
  674. Going Gloomie
  675. 05/24/13(Fri)06:26 No.10818997
  676. >Gloomie likes Crim
  677. >Decide to help her
  678. >But Crim loves you
  679. >Crim wants Gloomies help
  680. >Gadget End
  681.  
  682. Anonymous
  683. Gloomies and holdouts
  684. 05/24/13(Fri)06:30 No.10819022
  685. >Canterlot invasion
  686. >Oh shit bugpones everywhere
  687. >Meet Gloomie
  688. >Take her to your house
  689. >Can't leave
  690. >Feed her pizza
  691. >Stockholm syndrome kicks in
  692. >Lots of batpone sex
  693. >Heshieokfasla End
  694.  
  695. Anonymous
  696. Trapped n Gloomie
  697. 05/24/13(Fri)06:30 No.10819024
  698. >Be a con artist
  699. >Get punished
  700. >Trapped inside of Gloomie's vagina
  701. >There is no way out
  702. >Wuten End
  703.  
  704. **********************
  705. mid gloomie spam person
  706. **********************
  707.  
  708. Anonymous
  709. 05/24/13(Fri)06:33 No.10819044
  710. >Come home
  711. >see the thread in its current state.
  712. holy fucking shit.... so this is it? this is the end?
  713.  
  714. Anonymous
  715. GloomieFag
  716. 05/24/13(Fri)06:33 No.10819046
  717. Goodnight AiE
  718.  
  719. I feel sleepy again.
  720. :3
  721. Time to cuddle with my Gloomie tulpa
  722.  
  723.  
  724. Anonymous
  725. 05/24/13(Fri)06:36 No.10819069
  726. 75 KB PNG
  727. >>10819046
  728. P-Please go... Please
  729.  
  730.  
  731.  
  732.  
  733.  
  734. *************************************************************
  735. end of 715, on to 716
  736. some of these will be repeats, because im not cross checking every one of these, so yea, there will be multiple.
  737. *************************************************************
  738.  
  739. Anonymous
  740. Gloomie Fever
  741. 05/24/13(Fri)07:01 No.10819303
  742. >Take Gloomie to a cabin
  743. >Be talking smooth
  744. >Romance up in the mother fucker
  745. >Have Gloomie suck you
  746. >Bolding End
  747.  
  748. Anonymous
  749. 05/24/13(Fri)07:05 No.10819330
  750. >>10819303
  751. >be crimson
  752. >shitpost because why not
  753. >suddely gloomie
  754. >she rape me and tell me i'm why we can't have nice things
  755. >cry of happiness because gloomie
  756. >gloomie is love
  757. >gloomie is life
  758. am i doing it right
  759.  
  760. Anonymous
  761. 05/24/13(Fri)13:26 No.10823354
  762. >>10823337
  763. Is that a yes? I'll start it then!
  764.  
  765. My Little Gloomie
  766. >Find a box in the alley
  767. >Open it, find a bat pony hybrid
  768. >Take it home, feed it, hug it, LOVE it
  769. >The little thing grows up
  770. >It finds its way home
  771. >Feels End
  772.  
  773.  
  774. Anonymous
  775. 05/24/13(Fri)13:26 No.10823365
  776. Spin the Gloomie
  777. >Day its your birthday in Equestria
  778. >Gloomie invites you to her house to party
  779. >Food, dancing, and cake
  780. >Gloomie brings out a bottle
  781. >"Lets play spin the bottle, Anon"
  782. "But its just you and me"
  783. >"I know"
  784. >She spins it and it lands on you
  785. >You fuck all night
  786. >Aether End
  787.  
  788.  
  789. Anonymous
  790. 05/24/13(Fri)13:29 No.10823399
  791. >>10823365
  792. Fuck. I'm bored already. Here's a new one.
  793.  
  794. >Taken prisoner in Equestria
  795. >Falsely accused of a crime you didn't commit
  796. >Gloomie visits you
  797. >Gets released
  798. >Ponies hate you except Gloomie
  799. >You live with Gloomie in a basement
  800. >Brainhorn end
  801.  
  802. Anonymous
  803. A dash of Gloomiesauce
  804. 05/24/13(Fri)13:29 No.10823402
  805. >>10823365
  806.  
  807. >Be Anon
  808. >You're married and shit
  809. >You'll never see your wife again
  810. >Meet Gloomie
  811. >Eh, your wife wasn't all that important
  812. >Spend the rest of your life with Gloomie
  813. >Then you die
  814. >Irish End
  815.  
  816. Anonymous
  817. 05/24/13(Fri)13:34 No.10823474
  818. >You hangout with Gloomie
  819. >Gloomie invites friends to play in the mines
  820. >Gets captured by Diamond Dogs
  821. >Escape
  822. >Find out you're a hallucination made by Gloomie
  823. >Jffry End
  824.  
  825. Anonymous
  826. 05/24/13(Fri)13:36 No.10823532
  827. >>10823515
  828. FUUUUUUUUCK
  829.  
  830. >In a relationship with Gloomie
  831. >Into crazy bondage sex
  832. >You fuck
  833. >Vhatug End
  834.  
  835. Anonymous
  836. 05/24/13(Fri)13:39 No.10823571
  837. >You're blind
  838. >Meet Gloomie the maid
  839. >Become friends
  840. >Scarecrow End
  841.  
  842. Anonymous
  843. 05/24/13(Fri)13:41 No.10823619
  844. >In a sexual relationship with Gloomie
  845. >Gloomie asks to fuck little-Gloomie-sibling
  846. >You fuck little-Gloomie-sibling
  847. >Now all you can think about is fucking little-Gloomie-sibling
  848. Pseudo End
  849.  
  850.  
  851. Anonymous
  852. 05/24/13(Fri)13:43 No.10823641
  853. >You love being dominated by Gloomie
  854. >Treated like a slave but you love it
  855. >Your world revolves around Gloomie and her depraved sexual acts
  856. >MD End
  857.  
  858.  
  859. Anonymous
  860. 05/24/13(Fri)13:43 No.10823646
  861. >In an AiE thread
  862. >shit posts start happening
  863. >Gloomie is nowhere to be seen
  864. >start thinking about missing Shin
  865.  
  866. CandleJack en
  867.  
  868.  
  869. Anonymous
  870. Who the fuck is Gloomie
  871. 05/24/13(Fri)15:37 No.10825411
  872. >>10825394
  873.  
  874. >Be Anon
  875. >Meet batp0ne
  876. >Her name is Gloomie
  877. >Who the fuck is Gloomie
  878. >Zuul end
  879.  
  880.  
  881. Anonymous
  882. A helping Gloomie
  883. 05/24/13(Fri)15:39 No.10825463
  884. >Be freeloading with Gloomie
  885. >Decide to get a job at the spa
  886. >Gets fucked by one of the customers
  887. >Raritan End
  888.  
  889. Anonymous
  890. Till the end of Gloomie
  891. 05/24/13(Fri)15:44 No.10825544
  892. >Singing music for Gloomie
  893. >Gloomie falls in love with you
  894. >You die of old age
  895. Smudgey End
  896.  
  897. Anonymous
  898. 05/24/13(Fri)15:46 No.10825582
  899. >Working for Gloomie
  900. >You sweat a lot
  901. >Gloomie says to take a bath together to save water
  902. >You and Gloomie fuck in the shower
  903. >Flabrus End
  904.  
  905. Anonymous
  906. SlaveGloomie
  907. 05/24/13(Fri)16:01 No.10825845
  908. >Gloomie is your slave
  909. >You fuck and dominate Gloomie
  910. >Eventauly fuck Gloomie's friends too
  911. >They all become your slave
  912. >Equitech End
  913.  
  914. Anonymous
  915. Gloomie Walks Among us
  916. 05/24/13(Fri)16:03 No.10825877
  917. >You get transported to equestria
  918. >Gloomie thinks your an alien
  919. >You live with Gloomie while Gloomie studies you
  920. >Haradus End
  921.  
  922. Anonymous
  923. Uncouth Gloomie
  924. 05/24/13(Fri)16:07 No.10825948
  925. >>10825929
  926. Fuck you.
  927.  
  928. >Play a prank on Gloomie
  929. >Become Gloomies slave to pay off the damage
  930. >Get feelings for Gloomie but too much of a beta to act on it
  931. >Gadget End
  932.  
  933. Anonymous
  934. Gloomie hates Anon
  935. 05/24/13(Fri)16:09 No.10826002
  936. >You work under Gloomie
  937. >A job where you have to escort future-wife-of-Gloomie-princess
  938. >Gloomie hates you
  939. >Gatorbait End
  940.  
  941. Anonymous
  942. Father of Gloomie
  943. 05/24/13(Fri)16:11 No.10826027
  944. >Gloomie is a BatPone
  945. >Gloomie thinks Gloomie is a superhero
  946. >Mandroid End
  947.  
  948. Anonymous
  949. Flanking Gloomie
  950. 05/24/13(Fri)16:12 No.10826059
  951. >Lost a bet
  952. >So got married to Gloomie
  953. >You and Gloomie prank each other
  954. >Mandroid End
  955.  
  956.  
  957. Anonymous
  958. HeliosGloomie
  959. 05/24/13(Fri)16:15 No.10826113
  960. >Guard duty to Gloomie
  961. >little-Gloomie-sister hates you
  962. >Your friend dies
  963. >You and Gloomie fuck because your friend is dead
  964. >Soul gets destroyed
  965. >Gloomie fixes it
  966. >Gets mad and runs away
  967. >Comes back and get married to Gloomie
  968. >little-Gloomie-sister is actually evil
  969. >Defeat little-Gloomie-sister
  970. >Mandoid End
  971.  
  972. Anonymous
  973. Gloomie in Dogland
  974. 05/24/13(Fri)17:00 No.10827161
  975. >Transported to different world
  976. >Live with dog people
  977. >Out on patrol with dog people
  978. >Gloomie is wandering around
  979. >Accidentally kill Gloomie while trying to catch her.
  980. >Eat Gloomie and wash her down with dog people grog.
  981. >Kidnap fillies and run into forest
  982. >Kill manticore with Bowie Knife
  983. >Play Space Oddity on dog-lute
  984. >Hatbot End
  985.  
  986. Anonymous
  987. Gloomie Vision
  988. 05/24/13(Fri)20:28 No.10831776
  989. >Be living with Gloomie
  990. >Gloomie's eyesight needs checkup
  991. >Visit doctor and Gloomie get's glasses
  992. >Gloomie is gloomy
  993. >Gloomie says you won't like Gloomie anymore because of the glasses
  994. >You kiss her and say you like glasses
  995. >Anomalous End
  996.  
  997. Anonymous
  998. Gloomie Evening
  999. 05/24/13(Fri)21:00 No.10832494
  1000. >At beach
  1001. >Enjoying the waves
  1002. >Batpone flies into you
  1003. >Sit down together and watch the sunset
  1004. > End
  1005.  
  1006. *******************************
  1007. this anon made a bit of clop
  1008. *******************************
  1009.  
  1010. Anonymous
  1011. 05/24/13(Fri)22:38 No.10834853
  1012.  
  1013. 644 KB PNG
  1014. Apparently this "Gloomie" is popular with AiE. I decided to contribute a bit.
  1015.  
  1016.  
  1017. "Are you sure, Gloomie?"
  1018. >"I-I'm sure—for you, Anon," she says turning around. "Be gentle."
  1019. >You nod and line yourself up against her waiting entrance.
  1020. >You slowly push your tip into her depths.
  1021. >She moans as your member penetrates her.
  1022. >"Please, Anon," she moans.
  1023. >Not being one to keep her waiting, you gently ease your way into her body, feeling her warmth and tight marehood clamp against you.
  1024. >A few centimeters in, you hit a block.
  1025. >"D-do it," she shudders.
  1026. >You push harder and she moans loudly as you break the obstruction: her hymen.
  1027. >After she calms down, she says, "I love you, Anon."
  1028. "I love you too, Gloomie," you reply.
  1029. >You begin easing your way out as her tight marehood seemingly tries to pulls you back in.
  1030. >When your tip is barely touching her lips, you thrust back in.
  1031. >"Anon~"
  1032. >Taking this as a good sign, you pull back out before thrusting back in.
  1033. >Her moans become louder as you begin building up a pace, thrusting into the one you love.
  1034. >She turns around and locks eyes with you, her gaze filled with lust.
  1035. >You lean toward her; she fills the gap, locking lips with each other.
  1036. >As you thrust into her, she moans into your mouth, your tongues dancing with each other.
  1037. >You break the kiss, a thin strand of saliva hanging between your lips.
  1038.  
  1039. What am I doing...
  1040.  
  1041. Continue?
  1042. Yes, no?
  1043.  
  1044. *************************
  1045. clop end for now
  1046. *************************
  1047.  
  1048. Anonymous
  1049. Camping with Gloomie
  1050. 05/24/13(Fri)22:48 No.10835082
  1051. DID SOMEONE SAY MORE GLOOMIE STORIES?!
  1052.  
  1053. >Gloomie convinces you to come camping with Gloomie's students.
  1054. >Tell scary stories all night long
  1055. >Gloomie gets scared and asks to sleep with you
  1056. >Decide to fuck
  1057. >Gets Gloomie-blocked by the scared children asking if they can sleep in your tent too
  1058. >Anomalous End
  1059.  
  1060. Anonymous
  1061. R&D With Gloomie
  1062. 05/24/13(Fri)22:52 No.10835208
  1063. >Be working with Gloomie
  1064. >You and Gloomie decide to eat dinner together
  1065. >Gloomie mistakes it for a date
  1066. >You're a moron
  1067. >Ask Twilight on a date to Canterlot
  1068. >Kiss
  1069. >But no fucking
  1070. >Relationship happens with Gloomie
  1071. >Gloomie isn't gloomy anymore
  1072. >Plan to propose to Gloomie
  1073. >Find out Gloomie is dying
  1074. >Luecine End
  1075.  
  1076. Anonymous
  1077. The Gloomie Step
  1078. 05/24/13(Fri)22:58 No.10835391
  1079. >Live with Gloomie and big-Gloomie-sister
  1080. >Gloomie is sad because Gloomie doesn't have a special somep0ny
  1081. >You make a plan and do a mock date with Gloomie
  1082. >Gloomie is all happy until the date ends and the date is over
  1083. >Says you and Gloomie can date but in secret
  1084. >big-Gloomie-sister has to leave town
  1085. >Asks you to babysit Gloomie
  1086. >You fuck Gloomie
  1087. >Technicolor End
  1088.  
  1089.  
  1090. Anonymous
  1091. Gloomie's Favor
  1092. 05/24/13(Fri)23:01 No.10835448
  1093. >You broke a pinkie promise
  1094. >Swore you will never do it again
  1095. >You promised that you owe Gloomie something
  1096. >Gloomie wants you to fuck Gloomie
  1097. >Because Gloomie wants to impress Gloomie-idol
  1098. >Scared of breaking another pinky promise, you fuck Gloomie
  1099. >Technicolor End
  1100.  
  1101. Anonymous
  1102. Gloomie Season
  1103. 05/24/13(Fri)23:05 No.10835529
  1104. >Working the farm
  1105. >Gloomie is missing
  1106. >You ask Gloomie's friend where Gloomie is
  1107. >They say Gloomie is in season and has to stay in Gloomie's room
  1108. >Okay, you go back to working
  1109. >Decide to rest at the side of the house
  1110. >Gloomie sticks Gloomie's head and flirt with you
  1111. >Ask you to come inside Gloomie's room
  1112. >Gloomie keeps flirting
  1113. >Gloomie is in pain because she's in season
  1114. >Decide to help
  1115. >You fuck
  1116. >Opera End
  1117.  
  1118. Anonymous
  1119. 05/24/13(Fri)23:41 No.10836647
  1120. >be Anon
  1121. >fall into magic portal
  1122. >wind up in a cave
  1123. >bat pones everywhere
  1124. >all of them named Gloomie
  1125. >become the dark knight
  1126. >DC end
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