- >Day Anon in Rainbow Dash
- >You're hanging out with dash, although some things up.
- >She asked you not to get weirded out.
- >Whatever, you can handle anything this mare throws at you.
- "So, Dash, you gunna tell me what this request is?"
- >As you finish your sentence your doorbell ring
- >Before you can so much as move one muscle dash is up like a lighting bolt.
- >"Heh heh, Let me get that!"
- "Whatever Dash."
- >After a minute, you hear a strong masculine voice coming from the doorway.
- >Curiosity finally overtakes your form as you glance to the door.
- >Stood there, with a grin plastered on his face, was a stallion with his rather large-
- "Whoah there! Try not to get too excited in here! I just got the carpet cleaned!"
- >"Erherm... This is my, Dad. Dad, this is Anon."
- >Her dad?
- >"Ah, so you're the monkey I've heard so much about!"
- "Pretty sure that's racist."
- >"Pretty sure I don't care."
- "Well, fuck you."
- >"And you buddy."
- >You both stare each other down as each one unwilling to back down to the other.
- >At the same time you burst into laughter.
- "Pull up a fucking chair."
- >Without another word, both dash and her dad pull up a chair at your kitchen table.
- >"So... Anon, this request I have...."
- >She trails off, twiddling her hooves.
- "Well, go on then, spit it out!"
- >She looks up to you her eyes almost pleading.
- >This is the most needing you ever seen dash.
- >Whatever it is she needs, you'll help her.
- >"Well, I was wondering if you and my dad could..."
- Finish the story for me.
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- CYOA_AIE TO THE FUCKING RESCUE
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- >"Well, I was wondering if you and my dad could...finish the story for me."
- "What?"
- >"The story, you know, the one I've been working on."
- "You mean that stupid Daring Do fanfiction?"
- >"Its not stupid!"
- "Dash, its about some grimdark villian that captures Do, and your self insert Mary Sue comes in to save the day. That is totally stupid."
- >"Dad liked it."
- "Of course he liked it, he's your dad. My mom used to tell me I was handsome enough to be a model, but I'm ugly as sin."
- >Dash's dad speaks up and says "I think your handsome."
- "Nigga you gay."
- >"Oh good so Dash told you, this'll make things easier."
- "What?"
- >"Dang it dad! We were gonna try and ease Anon into this."
- "Into what?"
- >"My dad wants to have a three way with you."
- "Bring back your mom, then we'll talk."
- >"Nah Anon, c'mon, it'll be fun. I thought you liked me?"
- "I do, but fuck that. I aint gonna fuck you with your dad, thats gross."
- >"Oh we wont be bucking me haha, thats incest. Who do I look like? Applejack or Twilight? We're gonna buck you."
- "But you dont even have a.."
- >Rainbow stands up and shows off a massive dangling cock, "Strap on."
- >Silence for a few seconds before you get up and try to run away. Rainbow darts over and onto you.
- "No! No!"
- >"Quit struggling Anon!"
- >She pulls down your pants, and then flies off of you and lands in front. Suddenly you feel a weight on your ass, and two hooves locking into your thigh.
- >"Dad wanted your ass, and me well...I'll get sloppy seconds, until then, open your mouth."
- >Now I wish I could tell you, that you fought the good fight, and the Rainbow duo let you be. I WISH I could tell you that, but Ponyville, is seldom a fairy tale world.