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Day Ebil

By: unwantedmlp on Apr 28th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.92 KB  |  hits: 48  |  expires: Never
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  1. >day ebil in Equestria
  2. >the Elements of Harmony are all agog at Nightmare Moon's entrance
  3. >"Foals! You shall not defeat me!" she bellows, chewing the scenery delightfully
  4. >and it's just so adorable
  5. >you can't stop yourself
  6. >you tiptoe up behind her and grab her up in a big bear hug
  7. "You're so cuuuuuuuuuuuuuute!"
  8. >she weighs less than you expected
  9. >perhaps she has hollow bones, like a bird
  10. >it would explain the wings
  11. >you cuddle her gently, being careful not to squish her
  12. >she turns her head around 180 degrees like that girl from "The Exorcist" and glares at you
  13. >"Who dares?" she shrieks
  14. >"I am darkness! I am the night!"
  15. "You're like a plush toy trying to be evil!"
  16. >"Stop touching me! I'm all the terrors that live in the dark!"
  17. >You smirk at her.
  18. "Miss, don't try to intimidate me. I get scarier things than you free in a box of breakfast cereal."
  19. >"But I'm the niiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!"
  20. "Oh you."
  21. >it was an ebil day
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