- >Day chocolate rain in Equestria.
- >You’ve just picked up your breakfast from Sugarcube Corner.
- >Bran muffins and black coffee.
- >You’re on your way to the library to hang with Twilight and tell her more about Earth.
- >Today’s lesson will be about the cold war.
- >With a spring in your step and a song in your heart you saunter through Pönyville.
- >You never hear her coming.
- >She hits you and knocks you on your ass.
- >Rainbow Dash is now sitting on your chest.
- >She has a pained expression on her face, she is clutching her stomach.
- Geez Dash watch where you’re going.
- >”Sorry Anon, no time to explain, gotta go.”
- >As she hunkers down take flight; she releases a horrendous wet fart as she takes to the air.
- >Liquid evil splatters on you.
- >It smells of rotten hay and failure.
- >It’s all over your shirt.
- Goddamnit Dash EAT SOME FIBER!
- >Today was a laundry day.
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