Blue Buns in the Sun

>Ah, Ponyville.

>A wonderful little village.

>The air is fresh!

>The grass is green!

>The water is crystal clear!

>And the ponies!

>Oh those adorable denizens of the aptly named Ponyville.

>They welcomed you with open arms when you first arrived.

>Well, open hooves rather.

>Seemed to them that you weren't -that- strange a creature all things considered.

>With things like dragons, minotaur's, and hydras running around and all an average human was downright boring.

>So life was grand in tiny Ponyville, living a simple, honest life.

>If not for one niggling problem....

>You hadn't gotten laid since you came here.

>And that was years ago.

>YEARS!

>Sure, jacking off kept your sanity in check, but god...

>What you wouldn't give for something more.

>Something other than old righty.

>To -feel- that adrenaline in your veins when you pound your lover into bliss.

>To -taste- that euphoria when you yourself hit orgasm.

>It wasn't like dating you was out of the question, oh no, inter-species stuff was the norm.

>But you just couldn't find the right mare...

>And none had confessed to you...

>But that was all going to change today!

>You were through with fastening the chin strap on the helmet of love.

>Today, you would get a mare!

>Probably.

>Maybe.

>Weeeeell...

>No! That's loser talk!

>Still...this is kinda nerve-racking.

>Trying to start a new relationship always is.

>And who to pick besides!

>There were so many pretty mares in Ponyville.

>Like say, Lyra Heartstrings. Pretty little mint sweetie.

>Or...oooh, Derpy Hooves. She was adorable. Klutzy as hell, but a cutie.

>Maybe...one of the mares you were actually closer to?

>That would be Twilight Sparkle and her gaggle of friends.

>A garden of cute.

>But gaaaaaaah, more choices...

>There was Fluttershy, kinda, well, shy though...

>Pinkie Pie's...a little too...energetic.

>Oh, Rarity. Gorgeous, but a tad stuck-up.

>Twilight wasn't bad. Straddles the line between sperglord and cute nerd, but real nice nonetheless.

>Ol' Honest Applejack had that whole southern belle charm. And charming it was. Workaholic parts kind of a downer.

>Wait... Wait, wait, wait...

>You know -just- the mare.

>Fiery.

>Passionate

>And an ass that won't quit.

>Rainbow Dash.

>But out of all the girls, besides Rarity, RD might be the hardest to catch the interest of.

>So what to do, what to do...

>Hmm, go over what you know about Speedy Cloud.

>She's...fast, haughty, bit of a bragger, -loyal- to a fault, spontaneous...

>Wait a minute.

>Spontaneity.

>Dashie would -love- spontaneity!

>But in what capacity...?

>...Got it.

>Dashie would -love- this!

>It would be just like those cheesy romance novels she thinks no one knows she reads!

>You needed to prepare...

>A costume, some rope...

>This idea was brilliant!

Later that day...

>You were skulking in the shadows of Ponyville's homes and business, looking for...

>Ah, there she is.

>Lazing about on a cloud hovering over some secluded field.

>God she's cute when she's all lazy.

>Time to enact the spontaneity!

>You creep closer and closer to the napping RD, being deadly careful not to be spotted.

>That would ruin the whole she-bang!

>You didn't spend hours making the costume for nothing.

>You stand just beneath the cloud which holds the slumbering RD, smiling like a fool.

>She was going to flip over this!

>With a bit of finesse you start twirling the lasso you had at your hip.

>Time to bring down the snoring pegasus...

>The lasso flies from your hands and soars towards its target.

>And with a quick snap you pull back, the rope tightening in on the sleeping pony.

>Well, she was sleeping. When the rope snapped and constricted around her, she woke up with a start.

>"Hey! Wha-what's goin' on?!"

>With some speed you pull Dash and the cloud she was snoozing on down to the ground.

"Hahahahahaha!"

>You laugh manically. God, you were such a good actor.

>RD twists her head around and sees you, her eyes the size of dinner plates.

>You admit, the outfit is -good-.

>You, uh, "borrowed" Twilight's old Mare-Do-Well hat and mask, lifted some boots and belt from Rarity's and had painted a huge "B" on your bare chest.

>Or maybe RD was shocked because the hat, belt, and boots were the only articles of clothing you had on.

>Kinda breezy today...

>"What...the...buck...?"

"I am... The Elusive Bun Bandit!"

>Hopefully that explained the painted-on "B".

">...The Bun...Bandit?"

"Correct! And -you-, Rainbow Dash... I have come to claim your buns!"

>Man, just getting into the role was getting you hard.

>Seriously.

>You were like, at half-chub right about now.

>Without waiting for RD to respond you lunged!

>Well, lunged is kind of a strong word.

>You definitely moved towards her enthusiastically though.

>"W-Wait a minute! I--Ugh!"

>The pegasus was cut-off when you grabbed a hold of the cyan cheeks of hers.

>Those squishy, mushy blue buns...

>Dashie squeaked and weakly groaned as you kneaded her cheeks.

>They were...

>Glorious.

>Taught, but not too much. Just the perfect amount of jiggle. And her fur was like fine silk, smooth and welcoming.

>Your hands were in heaven.

>True heaven...

>You playfully kneaded and gave her light slaps across the back-end.

>Each time you did it elicited another weak moan or squeak of pleasure from Dash.

>Her wings so badly wanted to be let loose from the rope confines, but you made sure it held tight.

>Didn't want her flying away.

>You briefly pulled yourself from the bliss of Dashie's blue buns and glanced downwards when you felt something wet splash on your thigh.

>It was...Dash.

>She was getting wet.

>Really wet.

>...Yes!

>You knew this would work!

>With renewed fervor you attack Dashie's butt-cheeks.

>Knead, jiggle, slap, a light kiss here, a rough grope there...

>You were loving it.

>And by the amount of fluids leaking from Dash, she was enjoying it to.

>Initiate Phase 2.

>You're sporting quite the raging erection at this point so it was time to partake in your...kink.

>At least you called it a kink, didn't know what else to call it.

>Didn't really matter though.

>This was gonna be fun...

>You stopped your kneading assault, which earned you a whimper from Dash, and proceeded to spread her heavenly cheeks.

>What a sight...

>That glistening pussy, that puckered plothole...

>B-e-a-utiful.

>RD weakly, and not wholeheartedly, tried to cover herself, but she ended up giving up and blushing a shade of red that looked quite good on her.

>You traced a trail from Dash's wet snatch to her winking asshole using her own sex-juices.

>She huffed and panted into the cloud she was on and worked a hoof to her nethers, playing with her clit with vigor.

>You almost popped right then and there.

>But you held out and coated your hard-on with Dash's juices, then you slid it between Dashie's ass-cheeks.

>Your kink...was hotdogging.

>Squeezing those godlike buns closer together, you made a tight fit for your member.

>With a shuddering breathe you started slow, a simple, gentle thrust.

>The sheer pleasure...

>The way her fur rubbed against your shaft and just subtly tickled your balls was unlike anything you ever expected.

>Bliss.

>Unearthly bliss.

>"Oh my gosh... I-I've never done -this- before..."

>Dash croaked out a response with a doofy smile plastered to her face.

>You started you thrusting in earnest.

>Your thighs slapping against Dashie's bodacious behind...

>The warmth coming from her body and especially her asshole...

>Her slick fluids forming a puddle underneath the cloud she writhed on...

>You could die right now and it would be without regret.

>"Mmmm! I-I'm...gonna come! Gonna cum!"

>A torrent of white-hot mare-spunk splashed against your thighs and legs as RD came long and hard.

>She babbled incoherently, twitched and spasmed, as her orgasm rode its course.

>But you weren't even close to finishing yet.

>However, you gave Dashie's a little rest. You only pound a -little- less hard.

>"That was... Oh my gosh. I've never came that hard before..."

"It's not over yet! The Elusive Bun Bandit has claimed -his- prize yet!"

">Wha-what?"

>You began slamming away again, and Dash threw he head back and moaned in utter pleasure.

>Just what you wanted to hear.

>You don't know how long you've been slamming away at Rainbow Dash pert posterior, but finally, you were getting close.

>Dashie was probably thankful for that. Both of you had lost track of how many orgasm she had as the sun shone overhead.

"Dash, I'm...I'm..."

>Almost there, just a little more and--

>"C-Cum for me!"

>She said the magic word.

>Could have said it enough.

>With a grunt of effort and delight, thick, white streams of semen rocketed from between Dash's sweat-sheen booty-boulders.

>Gasping and panting, you continued to ejaculate like it would be the last one you would ever have.

>Strands of cum coated RD's heaving back and drooping wings.

>Pulling out from her buns, still cumming, you gave her cheeks a glaze as she had one last powerful orgasm.

>Finally spent you fell backwards, falling on your own backend. The rope around the pegasus coming loose and dropping to the side.

>You heaved and gasped for air.

>Shakily you stood up and looked over Dash.

>Her tongue was lolled out of her head and she was licking her hoof clean of her own juices.

>She weakly lifted a wing to her mouth and caught a drop of you semen as it fell from a feather.

>"Mmmm..."

"Th-The Elusive B-Bun Bandit has-whew, give me a second-has claimed his prize! Now he...aways!"

>With a piddly smoke bomb, you run away, leaving Dashie coughing and sputtering.

>"H-Hold on! I... He's gone..."

>You raced home as quickly as possible, bathing in the afterglow of a masterful plan.

>You couldn't wait to see the look on RD's face when you revealed that -you- were the Bandit.

>She'd be floored!

>You hoped she liked the whole spiel you went though to impress her.

That next day...

>What a day! Gorgeous, like most days in Ponyville.

>You'd let Dashie in on your little secret today.

>Your excitement was barely being contained.

>You strode confidently through the Square, giving the wink and the gun to many a pony.

>Till finally you were at your destination: Rainbow Dash's cloud home.

>Nice place.

>Not that you've ever been in it, it being clouds and all.

"Hey! Rainbow Dash! You home?"

>You call out and wait for a response.

>You get one Dashie, that cutie, sticks her head out a window.

>"O-Oh. Hey, Anon. W-What are you up to?"

"Ah, not much. Come on down here, I got somethin' to tell ya."

>"Um... O-kay, I'll be right down!"

>And sure enough, the prism pegasus is down in a flash.

>She looks...odd though.

>Her face is flushed and she fidgeting in place.

"Are...you ok, RD?"

>"I-I'm fine. What did you need to tell me?"

>And here we go...

"Heheh. well, I'm going to inform you that I'm--"

>"The Elusive Bun Bandit?"

>FULL STOP.

"W-W-W-Wha?! How-how-how-how did you know?!"

>How could she know?! The plan was perfect, utterly perfect!

>"Uh, Anon, you do know you're the only human in Equestria, right? I mean...wasn't hard to figure out..."

>Where was your analytical mind! To make such a mistake!

>"Um, Anon?"

>You were trying to fight back the tears when Dash chimed in.

"Y-Yeah? What is it?"

>Somewhat bashfully, RD hovered towards you and gave you a peck on the lips.

 

>"I...didn't know you felt like -that- about me... I...like you too, ya big ape."

>The world no longer makes since.

"You...do?"

>"Yeah. I just...never knew how to tell you. And really, that stunt yesterday... Man, you're all kinds of awesome. I tried to talk to you afterwards, but you ran off."

>The whole time she knew...

>"Sooo...you wanna go again? Maybe as...boyfriend and girlfriend? There's a nice sunny field I know of not to far from here."

>She gives you a knowing, sarcastic smirk and trots past you, flicking your nose with her tail.

>You give her a big, stupid grin right back and follow after her.

>"I think...we should stop by your place and get the rope first though."

>Dashie waggles her eyebrows and takes off towards your place.

>You laugh heartily and give chase after her.

"The Elusive Bun Bandit is about to strike again..."