- >Day 55 in Equestria
- >Be 12 years old
- >Celestia has adopted you
- >fuck yes
- >Mommy Celestia invites "that kid" over to play
- >He's clearly autistic
- >His mom is some harpy bitch who guilted your Mom--a god damn princess--into letting him come over
- So Snails, what do you want to do?
- >He bolts straight for the vidya
- >You fire up some Fighting is Magic HD Remix
- >He keeps losing and gets mad
- >Lose to him on purpose
- >He starts to mock you and laugh like the little shithead he is
- >You offer to play one more round
- >Totally mop the floor with his Trixie with your superior Zangief skills
- >He starts screaming and thrashing around
- >First thing that comes to you on a whim is to lock him into a mostly empty wardrobe you have in your room
- >You can hear the little shit throwing himself around in autistic rage, almost breaking through the doors
- >You take off your pants
- >Decide that the only thing you can do by now is to take a shit through the wardrobe door-slides
- >You push with great force
- >At first wet diarrhea flies out of your anus
- >You can hear it splattering all over Snails
- >By now he's pretty much full insane in there, almost manages to break down the door
- >He shouts "mom help poop!"
- >His screams and shouts get louder and louder
- >You have to make him quiet somehow
- >You start singing "Do you know the muffin man"
- >By now the room is filled with banging, cries, farts, and your singing
- >Finally after about another minute you let him out
- >He runs out of the castle at sanic level speeds covered in tears, sweat, blood and your poop
- >Everyp0ny wonders what happened
- >You tell them that you let him go to the bathroom and that's what happened
- >Everyp0ny believes you
- >You never see Snails again
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Autism is Magic
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