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Anon the Lamp

By: unwantedmlp on May 1st, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.80 KB  |  hits: 4  |  expires: Never
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  1. >And your life was hell.
  2. >Oh sure, you think "How can being a lamp be hell?"
  3. >Sure you have no way of moving, but it's just a lamp, right? Turn on, turn off, get new bulb, whatever.
  4. >But it's not that simple.
  5. >Your owner is Fluttershy, or as you've come to know her, Sluttershy.
  6. >Bitch brought in AT LEAST three dudes a week and fucking boned in the middle of the living room.
  7. >Last week Big Macintosh came on you and you almost grew a mouth just so you could scream.
  8. >Today was her "in between" day, the day where she didn't bring anyone in.
  9. >Or so you thought.
  10. >Sluttershy skanked down the stares and looked at you.
  11. >"Oh...that'll work nice~" she says.
  12. >Jesuschristwhat.
  13. >Sluttershy grabs you and fondles your thin base a bit before taking you upstairs.
  14. >You were Anon. The lamp.
  15. >And your life was hell.
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