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An Unexpected Guest *A Friend*

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  1. >As the sun began to lower itself over the horizon, the light blazed through the apple trees of the back acreage.
  2. >You sit quietly on the porch, slowly swaying back and forth as you think of your next move.
  3. >The old wooden chess board that your grandpappy gave you for your 10th birthday still gave you and your guest the strategic entertainment you both needed.
  4. >’How have you been, Granny Smith?’
  5. >You look up from the pieces to see him smiling at you, that same terrible smile that made you wish you were still young and spry.
  6. >Or that he wasn’t a shaved ape.
  7. ‘Oh, you know Anon. I’m getting on in years. Mah backs startin’ to hurt a bit.’
  8. >’I hope you’re keeping those young ones in order.’
  9. ‘Don’t let the wrinkles fool ya. I can still go hoof ta hoof with Big Macintosh if he ever stepped outta line.’
  10. >It was an amazing friendship the two of you had, going on a whole decade now.
  11. >All those years ago, he wandered down the dirt road like he didn’t have a care in the world.
  12. >You’d never seen a creature like him before, not in all your years.
  13. >He wore a spiffy looking black suit that never seemed to get dirty and a top hat that reminded you of those stallions from Canterlot.
  14. >He smiled at you as you sat on the front porch of the homestead, a dangerous smile.
  15. ‘Can I help ya there, sonny?’
  16. >’Why hello there, ma’am. I seem to have become lost in my travels, and it IS good to see such a warm greeting. My name is Anonymous.’
  17. >He put out one of his paws, and you notice it was covered in a white material.
  18. ‘Everyone around here just calls me “Granny Smith”.’
  19. >You extend your hoof and he kisses it like a true gentlecolt.
  20. ‘Where are ya lookin’ ta head, Anonymous?’
  21. >’Somewhere called Ponyville.’
  22. ‘You’re in luck. Just up that there road is Ponyville.’
  23. >’Thank you kindly.’
  24. >He bowed and was about to walk away when he froze.
  25. >’Is that fresh apple pie I smell?’
  26. ‘Heheheh, yep. My daughter in law just baked a fresh pie.’
  27. >You could see the hunger in his eyes.
  28. ‘Guess ya must be a fan of apple pies, seeing as y’all can smell one from 50 paces.’
  29. >His cool calm and collected look changed to a sheepish one in under a second.
  30. >’One of my guilty pleasures.’
  31. ‘Would ya care to stay a while and have a slice?’
  32. >He smiled again before pulling out a brilliantly-shined, gold pocket watch, his face becoming more serious in thought.
  33. >’I would love to, but I have business in Ponyville.’
  34. ‘If you’re passin’ by this way home, you bring your flank back down our drive and sit a spell. I might even break out my ol’ chess board and challenge you to a game.’
  35. >’I would very much like that, Granny Smith.’
  36. >Anon tipped his hat with a smile and strolled back towards town.
  37. >True to his word, he returned not half an hour later to a plate of freshly made apple pie, a mug of your famous Apple Family apple cider and a warm smile on your face.
  38. >Every few months, Anon would return to Ponyville for his business and every few months, he’d greet you with the same dangerous smile.
  39. >You laugh and you reminisced about old times. Despite his looks, he had deep wisdom that could only come with age.
  40. >Your mood was always brightened when you spent time with Anon, just as it would gloom with the extended spans of his disappearance.
  41. >Then came the darkest day in a long time, a day that would forever be branded into your memories.
  42. >Applejack and Macintosh were old enough to understand, but Applebloom was still a foal at the time.
  43. >She couldn’t understand why she’d never grow up with parents.
  44. >After the funeral, you walk the youngin’s back to the farm, telling them to wash up before supper.
  45. >As you put them to bed, you heard a rap on the door.
  46. >You walk down stairs to see Anon, his suit still crisp, his hat in his hands, standing at your door.
  47. >’Granny, I am terribly sorry for your loss.’
  48. ‘Come…come inside. You’ll catch your death of cold out there.’
  49. >As you fix him a hot cider, you catch him looking around the kitchen.
  50. ‘Sorry ya had to see this home on a dreary day.’
  51. >’No, it’s… it’s fine. How are you coping?’
  52. >You pass him his cider and sit down at the table.
  53. ‘I don’ know how I’m gunna cope, raisin’ these ponies by myself.’
  54. >’You won’t be by yourself, Granny.’
  55. >You perk up a small smile.
  56. >’The entirety of Ponyville will always chip in to help.’
  57. ‘And, what of you?’
  58. >His face fell.
  59. >’I would if I could, but you know my business won’t allow me to stay here.’
  60. >You did know, but you didn’t want to believe it.
  61. >’Granny, I know that things will be alright, for as long as I’ve known you, you’ve been the toughest pony I’ve met.’
  62. ‘And you’ve been the kindest, wisest… shaved monkey I’ve met.’
  63. >He chuckled.
  64. >’When I wander back into town, I will be here to check on things.’
  65. ‘Promise?’
  66. >’Promise.’
  67. >But promises were like dinner plates. They were always going to get broken, it was just a matter of time.
  68. >Around six years into your friendship, you were cleaning out your old jam pot when you spied a tall figure in a back suit and hat.
  69. >You smile was wider than Pinkie Pie’s at that point, until you saw him stop halfway down the track.
  70. >Reaching into his pocket, he retrieved his watch and opened it.
  71. >You couldn’t tell for sure, but you swear the colour drained from his face.
  72. >And then he did the unexpected.
  73. >He slammed his watch into the ground, smashing it to pieces.
  74. >You watched in confusion as he paced around, yelling at thin air.
  75. >Just as you were about to call out to him, Anon punched on of the apple trees, giving it an almighty shake before storming up the path.
  76. >Anon disappeared for three years after that; no letter, no nothing.
  77. >Three years later, you stood outside the farmhouse, waving young Applebloom off to school.
  78. >As she ran up the path, your eyes fell on a not so familiar sight.
  79. ‘Anonymous?’ you whisper.
  80. >As his eyes caught yours, you couldn’t help but to shed a few tears of joy.
  81. >He ran up to the porch, the same old suit, the same old hat, the same old smile.
  82. >’Granny, I thought you’d forget about me.’
  83. >Whack!
  84. >You smack his hard across the head with your trusty ladel.
  85. ‘That’s for hiding your flank away for 3 whole years.’
  86. >’I’m sorry, I really am. I had problems with work that I needed to sort out, and they kept me out of this area.’
  87. ‘Why couldn’t ya write me a letter? I was worried sick about you.’
  88. >’I… I don’t know, Granny. I just… don’t know.’
  89. ‘Well…’ you sigh, ‘sit your flank down and I’ll go rustle up some pie for you.’
  90. >He smiled and did as you said.
  91. >As you sat down across from him, he began to set up your usual chess board.
  92. ‘You owe me a new tree, young fella.’
  93. >’How did that come about? You get angry and buck one of them with your obvious skill?’
  94. >You chuckle and wipe away a few tears.
  95. >In the past three years, you hadn’t laughed like that.
  96. ‘I don’t know what you did to Geraldine all those years ago, but with one strike, you made her sicker than a dog eating soap.’
  97. >You point to the almost dead tree that had been a constant reminder of your lost friend.
  98. >’Oh… I guess I don’t know my own strength. I promise to plant you a new Geraldine.’
  99. ‘Oh, you silly goat. Ya can’t call it Geraldine, she’d need a new name.’
  100. >Anon smiled and nodded his head.
  101. >’Checkmate.’
  102. >You shake your head, bringing yourself back to the present.
  103. ‘Hah-whuh?’
  104. >’Checkmate, Granny.’
  105. >You look down at the board and notice it was in fact the end of the game.
  106. ‘Well I’ll be…’
  107. >’I should be off, Granny. I need to finish off today’s business in town before heading back home.’
  108. ‘Alright, deary.’
  109. >Anon stood, placing his hat on his head and started down the stairs.
  110. ‘By the way, Anon.’
  111. >You start removing all the pieces from the board, one at a time.
  112. ‘It must be almost time for me to follow you out of town.’
  113. >Anon stopped on the bottom step and turned his head to you.
  114. >’Not if I can help it, Granny.’
  115. >As he strode up the path to the gate, he tipped his hat to Agatha, who was almost a year old.
  116. >You hear the front door open and Applejack walk out.
  117. >’Who were ya talkin’ to, Granny?’
  118. ‘Just the wind, sugarcube.’
  119.  
  120. END