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>TS: I hope you're ready to meet Princess Celestia Anon, just remember to be cordial.
A: Yeah, yeah, be criminal in front of the princess, gotcha.
>*Twilight sighs in defeat as you enter the throne room*
>PC: Welcome Twilight Sparkle, I take it this is the Anonymous you've written me about?
>TS: Yes, this is Ano-
>*Twilight whispers through her teeth* ANON GET BACK HERE!
>*you slowly close the gap between yourself and the princess*
A: Is it true?
>PC: Is what true?
A: That you've ruled for thousands of years, raise the sun every day and sent your sister to the moon.
>TS: ANONYMOUS, STOP IT!
*The guards move to intercept you as you move closer to the monarch*
A: Wait, please!
*the guards shift their gaze to the princess who only nods slightly and the guards fall back*
>PC:*sigh* Yes, every word of it.
>*you are now standing mere inches from the pone royalty*
A: Then I need to give you this.
>*you drop to your knees and hug the princess around the base of the neck, she recoils slightly but quickly regains her composure*
>PC:What is the meaning of th-
A: Everything's gonna be alright.
>PC: W-what?
A: EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE ALRIGHT!
>PC: G-guards, Twilight, I would have words with Anonymous alone.
A: EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE ALRIGHT!
>*the guards glance at each other before filing out of the room while Twilight recovers from what appears to be a grand mal seizure and leaves while keeping an eye on the bizarre scene which is unfolding before her*
A: EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE ALRIGHT!
>*the massive doors clunk shut and not a second later the immortal, nigh-omnipotent demigod is on her knees, sobbing openly*
>PC: WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE SO HARD, I TRY TO HELP THEM ALL BUT I CAN'T!
>*you stroke the ethereal mane of the princess while whispering reassurances*
A: There, there, you're doing your best, that's all you can do.
>PC: Sh-she's my sister, I couldn't kill her, I had to send her away to save everypone!
A: I know, I know, but she's back now and you can be a family again.
*the fat, sloppy tears have died down to a petering trickle and the princess rests her head on your shoulder*
>PC: It's terrible, as soon as I get to know one, they're gone, I catch myself almost calling a pone the wrong name sometimes, pones I called my best friends, I can barely remember their names and faces.
A: You know they all love you right, and that they always will?
>*she pushes you away slightly to look you in the eyes*
>PC: Yes, I know, it's just good to hear it sometimes.
>*the princess sighs heavily, gets up from her sprawled state and wipes away the tears with a tissue she magiced from somewhere*
>PC: Thank you Anonymous, I've had that bottled up for some time.
A: No problem, and call me Anon, all my friends do. Are you gonna be alright?
>PC: Yes, I just need a little alone time to reflect.
A: Well, I should check on Twilight, she's probably having an 'episode'. Don't be a stranger.
*Celestia walks you to the massive doors and magics it open enough for you to leave*
>PC: Farewell Anon, and thank you again.
*the doors shut and you engage your 'shit-eating grin'*
>TS: What was that?
A: What was what?
*Twilight starts furiously pointing a hoof at the door*
>TS: That, that, all of that!
A: Ohh, THAT, that, we were just talking.
>TS: What about?
*you start walking down the hallway to start your trip back to Poneville*
A: You know, stuff.
>TS: What kind of stuff?
A: Alicorn stuff, you probably wouldn't understand.
*the purple scholar is literally hopping mad now*
>TS: ANONYMOUS!
A: Ha ha ha.
~THE END~
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a little after that, this was writen by an anon, and i happened to like the idea
*********************************
Sequel with Luna or Cadence, please.
Or a feelsy one where Anon is old and dying, and on ghis deathbed Twilicorn understands what he did for Celestia, on that day.

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>TS: I hope you're ready to meet Princess Celestia Anon, just remember to be cordial.
A: Yeah, yeah, be criminal in front of the princess, gotcha.
>*Twilight sighs in defeat as you enter the throne room*
>PC: Welcome Twilight Sparkle, I take it this is the Anonymous you've written me about?
>TS: Yes, this is Ano-
>*Twilight whispers through her teeth* ANON GET BACK HERE!
>*you slowly close the gap between yourself and the princess*
A: Is it true?
>PC: Is what true?
A: That you've ruled for thousands of years, raise the sun every day and sent your sister to the moon.
>TS: ANONYMOUS, STOP IT!
*The guards move to intercept you as you move closer to the monarch*
A: Wait, please!
*the guards shift their gaze to the princess who only nods slightly and the guards fall back*
>PC:*sigh* Yes, every word of it.
>*you are now standing mere inches from the pone royalty*
A: Then I need to give you this.
>*you drop to your knees and hug the princess around the base of the neck, she recoils slightly but quickly regains her composure*
>PC:What is the meaning of th-
A: Everything's gonna be alright.
>PC: W-what?
A: EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE ALRIGHT!
>PC: G-guards, Twilight, I would have words with Anonymous alone.
A: EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE ALRIGHT!
>*the guards glance at each other before filing out of the room while Twilight recovers from what appears to be a grand mal seizure and leaves while keeping an eye on the bizarre scene which is unfolding before her*
A: EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE ALRIGHT!
>*the massive doors clunk shut and not a second later the immortal, nigh-omnipotent demigod is on her knees, sobbing openly*
>PC: WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE SO HARD, I TRY TO HELP THEM ALL BUT I CAN'T!
>*you stroke the ethereal mane of the princess while whispering reassurances*
A: There, there, you're doing your best, that's all you can do.
>PC: Sh-she's my sister, I couldn't kill her, I had to send her away to save everypone!
A: I know, I know, but she's back now and you can be a family again.
*the fat, sloppy tears have died down to a petering trickle and the princess rests her head on your shoulder*
>PC: It's terrible, as soon as I get to know one, they're gone, I catch myself almost calling a pone the wrong name sometimes, pones I called my best friends, I can barely remember their names and faces.
A: You know they all love you right, and that they always will?
>*she pushes you away slightly to look you in the eyes*
>PC: Yes, I know, it's just good to hear it sometimes.
>*the princess sighs heavily, gets up from her sprawled state and wipes away the tears with a tissue she magiced from somewhere*
>PC: Thank you Anonymous, I've had that bottled up for some time.
A: No problem, and call me Anon, all my friends do. Are you gonna be alright?
>PC: Yes, I just need a little alone time to reflect.
A: Well, I should check on Twilight, she's probably having an 'episode'. Don't be a stranger.
*Celestia walks you to the massive doors and magics it open enough for you to leave*
>PC: Farewell Anon, and thank you again.
*the doors shut and you engage your 'shit-eating grin'*
>TS: What was that?
A: What was what?
*Twilight starts furiously pointing a hoof at the door*
>TS: That, that, all of that!
A: Ohh, THAT, that, we were just talking.
>TS: What about?
*you start walking down the hallway to start your trip back to Poneville*
A: You know, stuff.
>TS: What kind of stuff?
A: Alicorn stuff, you probably wouldn't understand.
*the purple scholar is literally hopping mad now*
>TS: ANONYMOUS!
A: Ha ha ha.

~THE END~

*********************************
a little after that, this was writen by an anon, and i happened to like the idea
*********************************

Sequel with Luna or Cadence, please.

Or a feelsy one where Anon is old and dying, and on ghis deathbed Twilicorn understands what he did for Celestia, on that day.

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