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AiE: Top Of The Charts CH1 - Prologue *GEODESICDRAGON*

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  1. TOP OF THE CHARTS
  2. Chapter One
  3. Prologue
  4.  
  5. > Finding yourself in a land populated with talking equines isn't something that you would normally expect to happen.
  6. > But it did.
  7. >
  8. > You recall the events leading up to now.
  9. >
  10. > You had just been to a party. The place was rocking, and as the DJ it was your job to provide the music.
  11. > A job you did brilliantly.
  12. > At least in your own opinion, anyway.
  13. > It was going well... until some girl requested that you play a bit of Justin Bieber.
  14. > You laughed in her face and told her you'd only play that if the building had to be evacuated.
  15. >
  16. > You learned a valuable lesson that day.
  17. > Beliebers aren't the pussies you always thought them to be.
  18. > She lunged forward and wrapped her hands around your neck.
  19. > You choked and gasped, trying desperately to get her off as she screamed into your face.
  20. >
  21. > Your vision clouds.
  22. > The world is turning black.
  23. > The last thing you see as you fall backwards is the war face of a chubby (scratch that, she was fat) fangirl.
  24. >
  25. >
  26. >
  27. > Suddenly, LIGHT!
  28. >
  29. > Well Anonymous, it looks like you're dead.
  30. > At least you had a good run.
  31. > Pity you went out like a bitch.
  32. > Shrugging, you walk into it.
  33. >
  34. >
  35. >
  36. > And now you're falling again. What the fuck is this?
  37. > Below you is a canopy of green.
  38. > Trees.
  39. > Oh boy, here we go.
  40. >
  41. >
  42. >
  43. "Fuck!"
  44. >
  45. "Shit!"
  46. >
  47. "Balls!"
  48. >
  49. >
  50. >
  51. > You hit the ground.
  52. > Funny, you're not in pain.
  53. > Adrenaline, perhaps?
  54. >
  55. > Worry about it later, Anon.
  56. > In the meantime, you need to get your shit together.
  57. > You get to your feet and look around.
  58. > Hundres of trees and a dirt path are all that you can see.
  59. >
  60. > You step onto the path.
  61. > Either direction could take you to civilisation.
  62. > But which way do you go?
  63. >
  64. > You decide toss a coin.
  65. > Heads you go right, tails you go left.
  66. >
  67. >
  68. >
  69. > Heads. Right it is.
  70. > You start walking.
  71. > You're only walking for fifteen minutes before you spot buildings in the distance.
  72. > Glorious civilisation at last!
  73. > You run faster than you ever thought you could.
  74. > You crest the top of a hill.
  75. >
  76. > And stop dead in your tracks.
  77. > Looking back at you are several multi-coloured horses.
  78. > Some have wings.
  79. > Some have horns.
  80. > Some have neither.
  81. > But they all have one thing in common.
  82. >
  83. > They're looking at you in horror.
  84. >
  85. >
  86. >
  87. > Horror which turns to concern as you promptly pass the fuck out.
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