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- >Day Your Birthday in Equestria. You've been here for quite a while.
- >A full year has gone by since you've landed in this world of pastel colored ponies.
- >Of course you were angry, you had a nice life back on Earth.
- >But when you realized you couldn't go back you accepted your new life.
- >The ponies were kind and accepting, they helped you fit in, and they even built a house for you.
- >Everything seemed perfect, well, aside from one thing.
- >What you didn't know, is that every so often a certain kind of pony was born on their planet.
- >A very rare species of pony known as a Mary Sue Pony.
- >Typically these "Mary Sues" were Alicorns much like the Princesses.
- >Except instead of a real color scheme, they were usually black or red.
- >They would almost always have fangs instead of normal teeth, and their power was unrivaled.
- >Most were killed before they could reach maturity.
- >But the ones unfortunate enough to reach adulthood would be put through a life of misery.
- >Their own parents wouldn't want them, the other ponies wouldn't want them.
- >All they would have is their "perfection" and over powered abilities.
- >As far as you knew none existed, they were said to be extinct.
- >But one day... a certain type of alicorn paid a visit to P0nyville...
- >A Pony named Princess Sugarlicious. Just the thought of her name causes you to cringe.
- >She was what you thought to be a simple shitty OC unicorn.
- >But when she went into her "final form" you couldn't have been more wrong.
- >The worst part wasn't the halo and devil horn combo, nor was it the fangs.
- >You could even get over the seizure inducing mane and tail
- >But that god damn keyblade... of all things to have she had to be a keyblade wielder.
- >Fucking OC's...
- >Though there was something that could top even that.
- >She was smitten with you, she unconditionally loved you.
- >All because you helped her out ONE GOD DAMN TIME
- >She was sad, and alone, because she had no where to go.
- >Sugar had no money to afford a place to stay, and you being you gave her a helping hand.
- >After she killed some heartless they dropped some munny for her so she could afford rent.
- >How those things even have currency in their bodies is beyond you.
- >Once she was able to move out she said she was "eternally grateful."
- >HOW COULD YOU HAVE BEEN SO STUPID!?
- >Sugar didn't stay gone long, she'd start hanging around you.
- >Acting all friendly like she had the perfect personality.
- >As if she didn't have a single flaw. And to impress you she'd do sonic rainbooms on a whim.
- >Boy Dash didn't like that very much.
- >In fact, because of Sugar she stopped hanging out with you.
- >Then she outsmarted Twilight in something magic related.
- >Twilight got sick of it and started ignoring you.
- >Eventually all of your friends got sick of her being around you
- >So they started cutting you from their lives.
- >"Why do you need us?" They said, "You have the perfect package." they said.
- >And now, the ONLY REASON why they're at your house now is because of two things.
- >One, it's your birthday and they still care about you.
- >And two, Princess Sugarlicious is nowhere in sight.
- >In fact, ever since you told her your birthday was coming up a week ago she hasn't been seen.
- >You hope she killed herself in the woods somewhere... things were almost normal.
- >As they sang you the birthday song, and presented you a cake you couldn't help but smile.
- >As you're leaning in to make a wish and blow out your candles your door goes flying off it's hinges.
- >"HI ANON!" came the cheery voice of none other than Sugar.
- >"God damn it!" You shout to you ceiling, cursing the gods for making such an abomination like her.
- >Ignoring your angry glare and outburst she comes skipping over to you.
- >Then she drapes her hooves around you and pulls you into a hug you don't return.
- >Your real friends are cringing at her show of affection. You would too if you weren't being squeezed.
- >"What are you doing here?" you wheeze. She giggles before nuzzling against you.
- >"I'm here for your birthday Anon, what, did you think I'd miss it?" Her one gold and one red eyes bore into yours.
- >Heterochromia is NOT your fetish. When she finally releases you, you push yourself away from her.
- >"Why are you still here, shouldn't you be off fighting more heartless or something?" she shakes her head.
- >"Nope I killed them all!' She flashes you a fang toothed grin. You cringe but she doesn't seem to notice it.
- >"Aaand I brought YOU a present." She adds.
- >"Oh boy what could that be? Is it another Rainboom you cunt?" Dash grumbles.
- >"I bet she made a new spell that's somehow too much for Celestia to handle." Twilight mumbles.
- >"I think she got Anon an animal friend, THAT'S MY JOB YOU STUPID BITCH!" Fluttershy screeches before leaping towards Sugarlicious.
- >Sugarlicious sees the threat coming her way. In slow motion she dodges Fluttershy, then bicycle kicks her out of your house.
- >"Phew, that was close huh Anon?" She does her little victory pose.
- >When she does her body begins to glow with a pink light. The words "Level Up!" Appear in gold text above her head.
- >Then the name of a new ability appears after that.
- >Ability Gained: Seduction. Cost: 4AP. Sugarlicious glances between you and the text before giggling nervously.
- >"I swear I have no idea what that means." She insists. You give her the best deadpan glare you can.
- >An audible click can be heard as she equips an ability.
- >Her eyes go half lidded and she trails a hoof along the side of your face.
- >Then she leans in and whispers what she believes to be seductively into your ear.
- >"By the way, I got you a wonderful gift: me." Your eye widen and you gulp, shocked by what you're hearing.
- >"That's right, you'll have me all to yourself after your little friends leave."
- >You shiver as she trails her tongue along the side of your cheek. The girls see it and they aren't too happy about that.
- >In fact, Rarity looks downright disgusted. The others are doing better at hiding their displeasure.
- >"You know what, sorry Anon... I don't think we can stay. Not while SHE'S here." Twilight cuts a glare at Sugar.
- >She, along with Applejack, Rarity, Dash, and Pinkie up and leave your home, unable to be around the alicorn any longer.
- >Again she's managed to ruin something fun by just existing. You couldn't be angrier.
- >All of the ponies that came to pay you a visit are gone now. every single one.
- >Except for the absolute worst one. She won't leave, she'll NEVER leave.
- >Sugar looks at your now empty house before turning back to you.
- >Her fangs poke through the smirk she's sporting.
- >"Well now, that's convenient. How about we go up to your room so you can "open" your present?"
- >You want to say no, every fiber of your being seems to scream it.
- >But you cannot resist Sugarlicious Doombringer's seductive tendencies.
- >Because she's so perfect in every single way.
- >Those eyes, that mane and tail, those wings, dat thick juicy flank, dem crotch tits...
- >Somehow they're even better then your penpal Milky's crotch tits.
- >Your dick is so hard it could cut through diamonds like a hot knife through butter.
- >You could even break Sugar's keyblade if half if you wielded it against her.
- >But that's not important, what is important, is the delightful scent that permeates the room.
- >Even her musk smells perfect... god damn it you are going to regret this.
- >Sugarlicious has her eyes locked on the broner that's threatening to tear through your boxers.
- >She wants the D, and Sugarlicious always gets what she wants. Because perfect.
- >In no time at all a simple spell has your pants torn away.
- >Your cake that Pinkie worked on all day for is wrecked as Sugarlicious throws it off your table.
- >When she bends over your table, moves her tail, and presents her glorious plot to you, you lose all semblance of control..
- >You're too your feet with your dick hovering over her winking nethers in mere seconds.
- >Self Disgust at your lack of self control is all you feel.
- >That is until Sugar turns to look at you with half lidded eyes.
- >"I-I'm new to this kind of thing... so be gentle." First she seduces you, then she acts all god damn cute.
- >It's not fair that her personality can switch like a flip of a coin.
- >No way in hell are you going to be gentle. She's resilient she can take it.
- >So you prod her tight ring of an anus, ready to plunge into her depths.
- >You smile evilly and her eyes widen in shock.
- >"B-but Anon, I poop from there!"
- >"We both now that your anus is self cleaning. When you went full spaghetti you told me that."
- >She looks away in shame and your smile grows.
- >"I could probably put my food in there and it'll still stay fresh, remember saying that?"
- >"I was... uh... drunk?" She laughs anxiously while looking everywhere but at you.
- >"Uh huh, sure." And with that you get back to business. You were "seduced" after all.
- >Patience plays a large role in this little exchange.
- >Her tightened ring wouldn't give way no matter how many times you'd prod.
- >She'd grunt out her displeasure at the sensation, but that doesn't deter you.
- >At least not at first, after a minute or two you concede. There's no way you're getting in that way.
- >"Ha! Looks like you won't be using that ho-hmm~!"
- >You cut her off by forcing your way into her moistened hole.
- >Despite the denial she was still ready to go, as were you.
- >It's as though you've been forced to deal with this near permanent erection.
- >But it wasn't all bad, after all, the way her interior walls gripped your member as though to milk it was like a dream.
- >Though, the longer you pumped uncontrolled thrusts into her winking vag the more you felt your muscles and skin begin to expand around your member.
- >Your eyes widen as you feel her growing tighter around you.
- >Her muscles seem to put forth double the effort in order to constrict around you.
- >Despite the indescribable pleasure you're feeling you pull out of her with a loud, wet pop.
- >You find that your dick has grown considerably in size.
- >Your eyes widen when you realize that because you shoved your meat inside her...
- >SHE MADE YOUR DICK INTO A MARY SUE!
- >Sugar pants heavily while giving you a lust filled gaze
- >"W-what don't you like it? By filling me you've been given a gift... an ever changing dick. Now whatever hole you force it into will get the perfect sized member for her... or his maximum pleasure."
- >"You turned me into a god damn freak!" You furiously shout.
- >She shrinks away from your rage filled gaze. You grab hold of her sides to keep her from moving.
- >You're so angry, you just want to make her suffer for what she's done to you.
- >Her magic is incredibly powerful, not even Celestia or Discord can undo this curse.
- >So, you'll make her regret even thinking about giving you this kind of dick.
- >"Oh no, you're not going anywhere. You're going to feel the LOVE you imprinted on my dick!"
- >You thrust back into her with the force of a thousand suns.
- >She doesn't moan out of pleasure. She screams. You feel your dick morph into her favorite size.
- >What she didn't change though, was your stamina. She didn't know about it to begin with.
- >You'll give her a demonstration she'll never forget. Even as a Mary Sue she won't last too long.
- >You give her ten minutes before the "perfect" pony is turned into a puddle of sex from the "perfect" dick.
- >So you thrust into her as hard as you can.
- >You put so much power into it your hips hurt when they slam into her flanks.
- >It's today you realize that when Sugar feels pure ecstasy in such a way she becomes vocal.
- >Her screams of bliss ring out throughout your home. They only drive you to press on.
- >You can't even hear the wet smack of your waist as it slaps against her.
- >All you can focus on is her shrieking, and how much force you're putting into this.
- >As sweat pools upon your brow you start counting the minutes.
- >Sure enough after seven minutes you feel her abused hole start to quiver around you.
- >Her entire body seizes as she experiences what you believe to be the most powerful orgasm in existence.
- >She covers your legs and wooden floor in her ejaculate.
- >The smell of strawberries seems to flood the room, and when she's finally done she collapses in a heap.
- >As she does her wings disappear, as do her mane and tail.
- >The halo dissipates with a brilliant flash of light and her devil horns sink back into her head.
- >An exhausted, bald black unicorn lies broken over your table.
- >She's sporting a tired smile and her eyes are nearly rolling into the back of her head.
- >You don't know what happened, but you know she's weak now.
- >The sexual battle of Mary Sues has been won.
- >The spell she placed over you has now been broken. And you'll ensure it'll never happen again.
- >You pull out of her loosened whole and make your way over to her head.
- >She lazily looks looks your way and gives you a sweet smile.
- >"Anon I love yo-GACK!" With a quick movement you snap her neck.
- >Her eyes open wide in shock, and her jaw hangs loose.
- >When you drop her head upon your table it makes a low thunk.
- >You take this time to look her over to see if she's still breathing.
- >Her body lies still... then suddenly you hear her shit next to you.
- >It's a very brief, disgusting moment, but you know the dead void their bowels when they die.
- >When this nasty display ends her body begins to break down into black ash.
- >Soon, all that remains of Princess Sugarlicious is something you can clean with a vacuum.
- >You unleash a cry of pure joy before dancing around the ashen corpse.
- >It's been done, the last Mary Sue OC is dead, and it's all thanks to you.
- >With that knowledge in mind you saunter on out of your house to find that th ponies have gathered around it.
- >You don't care if they can see your dick. You've done it.
- >"W-what happened in there Anon? We heard screaming." Twilight looks to you with worry.
- >You put her concerns to rest when you point her to Sugarlicious' corpse.
- >Like you she sports a wide smile before bouncing around, giggling all the while.
- >"She's dead, she's dead, she's dead! I can't believe it!" The two of you share a brief hug.
- >After your little heartfelt moment you join her back outside in order to give P0nyville the great news.
- >Everyone shouts your name, their happiness apparent. You've rid them of a great evil.
- >Pinkie Pie throws another party to celebrate, Rarity makes you new clothes.
- >Fluttershy gives you a new pet, Rainbow Dash performs a Sonic Rainboom.
- >Applejack gives you the best cider you've ever tasted, and Twilight spreads the word.
- >All of Equestria learns of your amazing feat and each city sends you a gift.
- >Though, you have to tell them your horrible secret... about how you became a Mary Sue.
- >You announce it during your Pinkie Party, about your now magical dick.
- >Twilight doesn't believe you, but when her hoof touches your shaft it morphs into her perfect size and shape.
- >She gaps before backing away, the other mares in attendance look on in shock for a few moments.
- >Suddenly Applejack decides to voice her own opinion.
- >"Ah don't think any of us mind that at all Anon. No sir... in fact..."
- >All of the mares in attendance give you bedroom eyes. You gulp before backing away.
- >They advance upon you, all eyes are upon your dick.
- >It's on this night you learn that sometimes, Equestria will allow something Mary Sue to exist.
- >As long as they can get a use out of it, and boy will they be using your dick a lot.
- >Though, not all seem to like that absolute fact.
- >As you sex up all the mares in P0nyville, Bic Macintosh and Braeburn stand outside your house.
- >The two of them are glaring angrily at it, both wanting to put your head on a pike.
- >You don't know it yet, but revealing your dick's powers has made a lot of stallions angry.
- >So much so that they form a coalition that exists only to tear your member off.
- >Celestia finds out about them, and your magical extension.
- >Not only does she make your penis into a national treasure, but she personally wipes out all members of the Stallion Coalition personally.
- >Now you spend each and every day getting your perfect erection used. Though, you don't seem to mind.
- >After all you get to meet a lot of new people, and get to have fun. It's a win-win.
- >Today could have been a worse day.
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